Hello Everyone!

[Foxxy The Teenaged Turd]

Hello Everyone!


I go to our local Church of Christ.

Favorite Verse:
Catch for us the foxes,
the little foxes
that ruin the vineyards,
our vineyards that are in bloom.
Song of Solomon 2:15. NIV

I was baptized last Saturday, actually, me and my father had studied the bible together previously.

[miss Pauletta]

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NIV

Begone with your mockery of God's True Word!

[Foxxy The Teenaged Turd]

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How about no. If your avatar serves me right, wouldn't I be superior to you?
Nevermind that, I knew this would start out this way. LMAO

Let's see, here's some more stuff for ya'll to feed on.

I'm bisexual.
I Masturbate.
I believe all humans are created equal.
I believe that Obama isn't Muslim.
I believe all of you are going to Hell.

[John Creeser]

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How about no. If your avatar serves me right, wouldn't I be superior to you?
Nevermind that, I knew this would start out this way. LMAO

Let's see, here's some more stuff for ya'll to feed on.

I'm bisexual.
I Masturbate.
I believe all humans are created equal.
I believe that Obama isn't Muslim.
I believe all of you are going to Hell.

CONGRATULATIONS on your one way ticket straight to hell

[Foxxy The Teenaged Turd]

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Also, can I ask why you insert the "trademark" and "copyright" symbols to "salvation", "true Christian" and other words. I'm pretty sure you can't trademark or copyright a single word.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Also, can I ask why you insert the "trademark" and "copyright" symbols to "salvation", "true Christian" and other words. I'm pretty sure you can't trademark or copyright a single word.

I think almost every well known company in the world would like to disagree with you...

[miss Pauletta]

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How about no. If your avatar serves me right, wouldn't I be superior to you?

No, according to a Godly True Christian™ white man:

Do bear in mind, Miss Yessa, an ex-Negress who is a True Christian™ (which you may well become someday) is above a non-Christian of any race or sex. There is plenty for which you can strive!

Nevermind that, I knew this would start out this way. LMAO

So you were just trying to cause a stir?

Let's see, here's some more stuff for ya'll to feed on.

I'm bisexual.
I Masturbate.
I believe all humans are created equal.
I believe that Obama isn't Muslim.
I believe all of you are going to Hell.

I'll take that as a "yes"!

I think someone's waiting for you...

()

[Foxxy The Teenaged Turd]

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probably, but i believe "True Christian" can be trademarked. but "salvation" cannot, it refers to a subject too broad. like apple(the fruit) can't be tm'd, but referring to the technology corporation(Apple Inc.) can.


So tell me reasons why I'm not a "True Christian" (implying that this is different from me accepting Christ as the Son of God and the savior of Mankind)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I believe all humans are created equal.
I believe that Obama isn't Muslim.
I believe all of you are going to Hell.

We don't usually have much to do with delusional people here.

I take it that you have accepted Jesus as your Savior?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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So tell me reasons why I'm not a "True Christian" (implying that this is different from me accepting Christ as the Son of God and the savior of Mankind)

We don't take orders from god-mocking dyke whores on OUR forum you little skank!

But because I am a kind, simple, and humble man of God, I will answer your snotty little question. I am a True Chiristian™ because I am Saved. Whores like you can never be Saved until they stop mocking God by munching rugs and abusing themselves.

[Cranky Old Man]

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probably, but i believe "True Christian" can be trademarked. but "salvation" cannot, it refers to a subject too broad. like apple(the fruit) can't be tm'd, but referring to the technology corporation(Apple Inc.) can.

Don't talk about things you don't understand. It makes you look stupid.

So tell me reasons why I'm not a "True Christian" (implying that this is different from me accepting Christ as the Son of God and the savior of Mankind)

Since you arrived here you have violated at least 9 commandments, which is impressive with only 4 posts. Since True Christians(tm) never sin, you are clearly not a True Christian(tm).

1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."

[Foxxy The Teenaged Turd]

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I take it that you have accepted Jesus as your Savior?

Hell Yeah.

[Foxxy The Teenaged Turd]

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The only person who hasn't sinned is Jesus.
Hate to break it to ya.

I'm not fully clear about this(please fill me in): Masturbation is sin in your views. You're an ex-masturbator? Please correct me if im wrong.


"We don't take orders from god-mocking dyke whores on OUR forum you little skank!" Now, Would Jesus say that? I know he wouldn't(I've said that to a classmate, but still I'm human.) That's fucking hilarious, not because i'm a male, but because i'm a virgin, therefore i'm unable to be a dyke or a whore. Lawl
You're Funny!

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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The only person who hasn't sinned is Jesus.
Hate to break it to ya.

And I hate to break it to you, but that isn't true.

Luke 1:5-6 THERE was in the days of Herod, the king of Judaea, a certain priest named Zacharias, of the course of Abia: and his wife was of the daughters of Aaron, and her name was Elisabeth.
And they were both righteous before God, walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.

Genesis 17:1 And when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the LORD appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect.

God speaking to Ezekiel.

Ezekiel 28:15 Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till iniquity was found in thee.

David speaking to God.

Psalm 101:2 I will behave myself wisely in a perfect way. O when wilt thou come unto me? I will walk within my house with a perfect heart.

And

2 Samuel 22:22-24 For I have kept the ways of the LORD, and have not wickedly departed from my God.
For all his judgments were before me: and as for his statutes, I did not depart from them.
I was also upright before him, and have kept myself from mine iniquity.

What do you call yourself foxxy? Are you full of sinful pride or are you a furry?

[Foxxy The Teenaged Turd]

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Niether, really. The fox is my favorite animal. and choose to identify with it.


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“Reverend” is the title of our God and Redeemer. “He sent redemption unto his people: he hath commanded his covenant forever: holy and reverend is his name” (Psalm 111:9). Reverend is not an earthly minister, Only Jesus. Can you disprove that?