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  • Hello fellow Christians!

    Hello fellow Christian, my name is Dan and i am from Sweden.
    I am 110% Christian, i raise my kids christian and i am new to this forum!

    I have alot of question on how to raise my kids more christian and what to let them do and not to do, like going to the pride parade etc.

    I am 42 years old, i am married and have a wonderful wife.
    I go to the Swedish church every sunday and other days when I need help from our priest.

    I'm glad to be a member of this forum!

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    Re: Hello fellow Christians!

    Originally posted by MrSweden View Post
    Hello fellow Christian, my name is Dan and i am from Sweden.
    I am 110% Christian, i raise my kids christian and i am new to this forum!

    I have alot of question on how to raise my kids more christian and what to let them do and not to do, like going to the pride parade etc.

    I am 42 years old, i am married and have a wonderful wife.
    I go to the Swedish church every sunday and other days when I need help from our priest.

    I'm glad to be a member of this forum!
    The Church of Sweden is Lutheran! You should repent!
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • #3
      Re: Hello fellow Christians!

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      The Church of Sweden is Lutheran! You should repent!
      What do you mean?

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      • #4
        Re: Hello fellow Christians!

        Originally posted by MrSweden View Post
        What do you mean?
        Someone who doesn't understand what "repent" means isn't going to do very well at staying out of Hell.
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        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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        The truth about volcanos
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        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
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        • #5
          Re: Hello fellow Christians!

          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
          Someone who doesn't understand what "repent" means isn't going to do very well at staying out of Hell.
          I do know what repent mean, but what I ment was.. why is the Swedish church so bad?

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          • #6
            Re: Hello fellow Christians!

            Welcome to the forum.

            Proverb is the best source for Christian parenting.
            Prov 13:1 A wise son heareth his father's instruction: but a scorner heareth not rebuke
            Prov 13:3 He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life: but he that openeth wide his lips shall have destruction.
            Prov 13:5 A righteous man hateth lying: but a wicked man is loathsome, and cometh to shame.
            Prov 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes

            Sincerely in Christ, Lukas

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            • #7
              Re: Hello fellow Christians!

              Originally posted by MrSweden View Post
              I do know what repent mean, but what I ment was.. why is the Swedish church so bad?
              Luther was a grovelling, sniveling traitor to those who wanted to save their souls. He was one-step from being the catemite of the pope.

              Today the Lutheran clergy are all homers or lezbean women.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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              • #8
                Re: Hello fellow Christians!

                Originally posted by MrSweden View Post
                What do you mean?
                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                Luther was a grovelling, sniveling traitor to those who wanted to save their souls. He was one-step from being the catemite of the pope.

                Today the Lutheran clergy are all homers or lezbean women.
                What he said.

                Why would you worship lesbians instead of God?
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello fellow Christians!

                  Originally posted by MrSweden View Post
                  I have alot of question on how to raise my kids more christian and what to let them do and not to do, like going to the pride parade etc.
                  The pride parade is certainly a good idea...

                  Sao Paulo City Council Approves Heterosexual Pride Day


                  ...but you should be forewarned that Brazil is filled to the point of overflowing with sodomists and ethnic types. I wouldn't let my children go anywhere near that island of debauchery, not even with a chaperone.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello fellow Christians!

                    there is no "swedish" church anymore, we used to have a state operated church but that is no more. It was Lutheran and whats left of it still is.

                    Many swedish christians have left that though and joined Pentacostal and Baptistchurches instead.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello fellow Christians!

                      Pentacostal!? Oh dear, that's horrible.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello fellow Christians!

                        What is it will all these ethnic Scandalandians and eskimoes recently?
                        Whose Idea was it to give the gift of the internet to the swis-swedes?

                        I've been praying for a massive avalanche to wipe out all their communications systems.
                        Matthew 10:34
                        Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello fellow Christians!

                          Originally posted by Liam the ex-drunk View Post
                          What is it will all these ethnic Scandalandians and eskimoes recently?
                          Whose Idea was it to give the gift of the internet to the swis-swedes?

                          I've been praying for a massive avalanche to wipe out all their communications systems.
                          Though it may cause me to be damned to Hell, I can't help but liking the Eskimo internet.


                          Apparently this one is translated rotflmao. Whatever. I find it hard to believe packs pf Eskimos came over a hill and saw this thing and collapsed laughing on the tundra. I guess that was before they discovered firewater.

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