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  • #16
    Re: Hey, just introducing myself.

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    Is this lesbian dense?

    God hates you because you go against nature.

    Have you never even read a Bible? You cannot possibly be a Christian until you stop being so disgusting to God.
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    Yes, but how am i being so disgusting to god?
    HOW!!!!????
    I did read the bible, but i got bored and my girlfriend wanted to go t=for a swim so i did that instead.
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    • #17
      Re: Hey, just introducing myself.

      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
      Is this lesbian dense?

      God hates you because you go against nature.

      Have you never even read a Bible? You cannot possibly be a Christian until you stop being so disgusting to God.
      Oh boo hoo your imaginary friend is getting disgusted by us lesbians. I'm so sorry for that, this is for you
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      • #18
        Re: Hey, just introducing myself.

        Originally posted by Imported View Post
        Oh boo hoo your imaginary friend is getting disgusted by us lesbians. I'm so sorry for that, this is for you
        That's fU**ING awesome!

        They just piss me off with their lack of intelligence!
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Judas! View Post
          Yes, but how am i being so disgusting to god?
          HOW!!!!????
          I did read the bible, but i got bored and my girlfriend wanted to go t=for a swim so i did that instead.
          Romans 1

          26*For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27*And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 28*And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; 29*Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, 30*Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 31*Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 32*Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

          That pretty much sums up what God thinks of you. So why are you here again when you are determined to simply flaunt your perversions?
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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          • #20
            Re: Hey, just introducing myself.

            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
            Romans 1

            26*For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27*And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 28*And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; 29*Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, 30*Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 31*Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 32*Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

            That pretty much sums up what God thinks of you. So why are you here again when you are determined to simply flaunt your perversions
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            Thank you for like actually doing that
            But i'm not convinced being gay is bad, what if the bible was lying?
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Judas! View Post
              Thank you for like actually doing that
              But i'm not convinced being gay is bad, what if the bible was lying?
              But the Bible cannot be lying.

              2 Timothy 3:16*All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

              True Christians, not the fluffy hypocrites who say God loves queers and wants to cuddle them, will be honest to you about what God has to say. False Christians might say such things to your face but behind your back they're hoping you'll go straight in the fullness of time. They certainly don't think you're going to Heaven.

              We are not so two faced.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #22
                Re: Hey, just introducing myself.

                True Christians believe that through Jesus everyone can be saved, papist.
                And I think that if I can't be a lesbian and go to heaven there really is one clear choice...screw god! I'll choose hell!

                Maybe god was lying that he doesn't like gays because he's a closeted homoqueer!



                When you see a rainbow god is having gay sex
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                • #23
                  Re: Hey, just introducing myself.

                  That would be everyone who follows His commandments gets saved and God commands you to keep your hands off other women's ladygardens.

                  Luke 6
                  46*And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say? 47*Whosoever cometh to me, and heareth my sayings, and doeth them, I will shew you to whom he is like: 48*He is like a man which built an house, and digged deep, and laid the foundation on a rock: and when the flood arose, the stream beat vehemently upon that house, and could not shake it: for it was founded upon a rock. 49*But he that heareth, and doeth not, is like a man that without a foundation built an house upon the earth; against which the stream did beat vehemently, and immediately it fell; and the ruin of that house was great.

                  You're building on the sand, my little muff diver. Jesus only wants people who do as they are told.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hey, just introducing myself.

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    That would be everyone who follows His commandments gets saved and God commands you to keep your hands off other women's ladygardens.

                    Luke 6
                    46*And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say? 47*Whosoever cometh to me, and heareth my sayings, and doeth them, I will shew you to whom he is like: 48*He is like a man which built an house, and digged deep, and laid the foundation on a rock: and when the flood arose, the stream beat vehemently upon that house, and could not shake it: for it was founded upon a rock. 49*But he that heareth, and doeth not, is like a man that without a foundation built an house upon the earth; against which the stream did beat vehemently, and immediately it fell; and the ruin of that house was great.

                    You're building on the sand, my little muff diver. Jesus only wants people who do as they are told.
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                    I'm not your little muff anything for starts. Building on a rock wouldn't work because there would be no foundations to stop the house from moving, what if there was an earthquake, you in your little rock top house would fall and you'd have to be all awkward and come over to my sand house and ask to do your washing and use my bathroom cos you'd have no house! Anyway, my stream, sand house can convert into a boat
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                    • #25
                      Re: Hey, just introducing myself.

                      You can be deliberately flippant and disingenuous all you like. God hates you for being a deviant and not following His commandments and will burn you forever in Hell as a result. It's your affair if you think the pleasure you get from being a fornicator and deviant outweighs that.

                      I really don't think you know very much about Christianity. You're going to have to do some serious self-delusion and ignoring the truth to convince yourself you can be Saved without changing considerably.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hey, just introducing myself.

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        You can be deliberately flippant and disingenuous all you like. God hates you for being a deviant and not following His commandments and will burn you forever in Hell as a result. It's your affair if you think the pleasure you get from being a fornicator and deviant outweighs that.

                        I really don't think you know very much about Christianity. You're going to have to do some serious self-delusion and ignoring the truth to convince yourself you can be Saved without changing considerably.
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                        I just don't see the big deal, I mean my crime is love, that sounds pretty ridiculous. I don't hurt anyone by being gay, no one does, that's just why it's so stupid. I don't suppose you know why god is anti queer do you? Because I do want to, try, embrace jesus and Christianity and stuff, but not if it means i have to abandon love for no obvious reason
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                        • #27
                          Re: Hey, just introducing myself.

                          Originally posted by Judas! View Post
                          I just don't see the big deal, I mean my crime is love, that sounds pretty ridiculous. I don't hurt anyone by being gay, no one does, that's just why it's so stupid. I don't suppose you know why god is anti queer do you? Because I do want to, try, embrace jesus and Christianity and stuff, but not if it means i have to abandon love for no obvious reason
                          Because Christians believe that you give up everything that you enjoy or love to do what a burning bush said hundreds of years ago.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Judas! View Post
                            I just don't see the big deal, I mean my crime is love, that sounds pretty ridiculous. I don't hurt anyone by being gay, no one does, that's just why it's so stupid. I don't suppose you know why god is anti queer do you? Because I do want to, try, embrace jesus and Christianity and stuff, but not if it means i have to abandon love for no obvious reason
                            God can hate queerness for whatever reason He wants.

                            Look, you seem like an otherwise nice person but God has made it crystal clear that unless you start doing the right thing, namely accepting a husband's authority and bearing children you're going to Hell.

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15
                            13*For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 14*And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. 15*Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

                            Are you seriously telling me you expect God to overlook your scorn for His plan for you?
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Hey, just introducing myself.

                              Originally posted by Judas! View Post
                              I just don't see the big deal, I mean my crime is love, that sounds pretty ridiculous. I don't hurt anyone by being gay, no one does, that's just why it's so stupid. I don't suppose you know why god is anti queer do you? Because I do want to, try, embrace jesus and Christianity and stuff, but not if it means i have to abandon love for no obvious reason
                              It is impossible for homers to love the way real people do. The Devil whispers in their ear that it's okay to sin and they give in to all sorts of unnatural urges the same as any rapist, murderer or thief does.

                              Sinners can't possibly serve God and willfully break His commandments. God has no patience for those who hate Him.

                              Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Hey, just introducing myself.

                                Originally posted by Judas! View Post
                                Ezekiel Bathfire-But Judas is a mans name

                                I like to transcend and re-construct how society, particularly the western societies perceive and accept limitations and restrictions, such as making names specifically for certain genders.
                                Yeah, well good luck with that. Come back in 10 years time, why don't you? We'll see how much notice the World has taken of a woman.

                                In the meantime go out an buy yourself a hat or get a haircut

                                Song of Solomon 2:19 And the women shalt not leave thy dining areas, for they live solely to satisfy the hunger of thine men.

                                1st Corinthians 11:5 But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.
                                1st Corinthians 11:6 For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.

                                1st Corinthians 11:7 For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.
                                1st Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
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