[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello there

...Evolution only enhances traits already possible, it doesn't create entire new ones just to make it easier for you!...

Then where did eyeballs come from?

[Asswarp]

Re: Hello there

Eyeballs began as photosensitive receptors of course. ^^

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello there

Eyeballs began as photosensitive receptors of course. ^^

Oh yawn and double yawn.

You clearly believe any old tosh you read in books or hear told to you by a trusted elder.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello there

Hahaha! First drop in character there love, you directly addressed me as "an intelligent young lady" so I'm afraid you've just lost.

The edit time out is 25 minutes: I could not edit my post.

I think the thing to take from here is the sexual ambiguity you put out.

If I can't decide your sexuality from your demeanour what does that say about you?

YIC

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello there

Eyeballs began as photosensitive receptors of course. ^^

And where did those come from?

Did the oldest, most primitive creatures on this planet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prokaryote) have these receptors? Legs? Arms? A central nervous system? Wavy, golden hair like mine?

Remember your claim: "Evolution only enhances traits already possible, it doesn't create entire new ones".

[Asswarp]

Re: Hello there

Oh yawn and double yawn.

You clearly believe any old tosh you read in books or hear told to you by a trusted elder.

Hypocrite much?

Oh, you think sexual ambiguity is a bad thing Laurence?

And if you can't decide my gender I think it reflects more on yourself to be honest, because of course I in fact stated my gender previously and you guessed it right first time.

Anyway ladies and gents, I do have better things to be doing, as interesting as this was. Enjoy yourselves all, I'm going to go back to listening to my Marilyn Manson, having rampant sex and dressing like a goth!

Hell, I might even just go and get a few more piercings. Always wanted my clit done. ;D

[Redeemed Papist]

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Hypocrite much?

Oh, you think sexual ambiguity is a bad thing Laurence?

And if you can't decide my gender I think it reflects more on yourself to be honest, because of course I in fact stated my gender previously and you guessed it right first time.

Anyway ladies and gents, I do have better things to be doing, as interesting as this was. Enjoy yourselves all, I'm going to go back to listening to my Marilyn Manson, having rampant sex and dressing like a goth!

Hell, I might even just go and get a few more piercings. Always wanted my clit done. ;D

Oh no! Now I am so shocked I can't go on.

Girl, we've heard the rantings of demons as they emerge, beaten and bloody from the anuses of the possessed trolls. Nothing you can do will shock us. I mean, who knew you'd be a deviant!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Asswarp's Intro Thread

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