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  • Apotheosis
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    • Apr 2012
    • 26

    #1

    An Introduction

    My name is Anthony Hall, and I live in Waco, TX. Pastor Ezekiel suggested that I make a thread in this area. I'll share some basic information, and I encourage anyone to ask me any questions.

    My favorite verse is Matthew 26:31. I know that this world would be lost without proper guidance of the lord. The verse also foretells Peter's treachery.

    I recently left the church I had been attending all my life. They were hypocrites that only believed in the parts of the Bible that suited them. The reason I had stayed with them for so long is because my parents were the pastors there. The fact that they let a woman become a pastor should have been a red flag, but they had the wool pulled over my eyes since I was a child. This website jumped out at me when I was searching for a place of true fellowship. I have read the Bible, but I think my views on some things may be distorted because of my upbringing. One of my biggest dilemmas is trying to find a translation of the Bible that is true. With all of the different versions out there, someone could have easily bent the true message of God.

    I came to find Jesus when I realized that the house of worship I was attending was really a house of whoreship. I now base my faith on the Bible alone, but I know I need help in solidifying that faith.

    I am going to a community college for basic courses, and am working in an auto repair shop. I may change my major if God calls me to, but for now I simply have my eye on an associates degree. I play piano and my favorite song is "Storm the Forts of Darkness".

    If anyone has any questions, please feel free to ask.
  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #2
    Re: An Introduction

    Cautious welcome, friend.

    The correct Bible is the King James Version (1611). The significant corruption that other so called versions have leads people away from Christ and closer to Hell.

    How many healthy sons has your wife born for you?

    Jesus is the Way.
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    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: An Introduction

      What does "Apotheosis" mean in American?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Noah Sole
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2012
        • 865

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        Re: An Introduction



        That's some ambition - do you want to be a god?

        YIC
        Genesis 7:5
        And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


        John 8:32
        And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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        • Apotheosis
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          • Apr 2012
          • 26

          #5
          Re: An Introduction

          Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
          http://www.apotheosisdefinition.com/

          That's some ambition - do you want to be a god?

          YIC
          No, that's silly. It is referring to Jesus rising to heaven. Might not be the best terminology, but it works. Honestly it's just a word I like. I wouldn't take it too seriously.

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          • Apotheosis
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            • Apr 2012
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            Re: An Introduction

            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
            Cautious welcome, friend.

            The correct Bible is the King James Version (1611). The significant corruption that other so called versions have leads people away from Christ and closer to Hell.

            How many healthy sons has your wife born for you?

            Jesus is the Way.
            Posted via Mobile Device
            Thank you for that clarification. Luckily that is the Bible I have read the most.

            To answer your question of how many sons I have. I'm not married, and I don't plan on getting married. I'm not really interested in sex, and the thought of living with a woman seems exasperating. I'm only 20 years old, so I might change my mind later.


            I want to add on what I said earlier about my name. I actually didn't think my username would become the name that everyone sees. Is there a way to change it, or do I have to make a new account? I use apotheosis for my username everywhere.

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            • Roberta
              Anti La Leche League Organizer
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2008
              • 1817

              #7
              Re: An Introduction

              Apostasis,

              Why don't you like girls? I think we all know.

              Come climb my mountains.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29457

                #8
                Re: An Introduction

                Originally posted by Apotheosis View Post
                Thank you for that clarification. Luckily that is the Bible I have read the most.

                To answer your question of how many sons I have. I'm not married, and I don't plan on getting married. I'm not really interested in sex, and the thought of living with a woman seems exasperating. I'm only 20 years old, so I might change my mind later.


                I want to add on what I said earlier about my name. I actually didn't think my username would become the name that everyone sees. Is there a way to change it, or do I have to make a new account? I use apotheosis for my username everywhere.
                Welcome friend. Why do you want to be gay? Is there something about a leather clad mustached man whose musky sweat attracts you?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Apotheosis
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                  • Apr 2012
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                  #9
                  Re: An Introduction

                  I'm not gay...
                  I like girls. I just don't like sex. The idea is foreign to me. If you accuse me of not being straight then accuse me of being asexual. I also don't understand the concept of dancing. That doesn't mean I have no rhythm.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29457

                    #10
                    Re: An Introduction

                    Originally posted by Apotheosis View Post
                    I'm not gay...
                    I like girls. I just don't like sex. The idea is foreign to me. If you accuse me of not being straight then accuse me of being asexual. I also don't understand the concept of dancing. That doesn't mean I have no rhythm.
                    I see. Positively not gay.

                    Friend, most boys have noctural emissions as small children, thinking about thier grandmothers bloomers in thier sleep (Satan toys with the sleeping mind). Asexual only means that you are still in the closet. No one 'likes' sex. It is a disgusting, foul deed that God makes us perform to generate Soldiers to fight for the American Christian way of life and prove our devotion to Him.
                    No non-negroid can 'dance'. Only the shuffle footed have that ability, learned from dodging knives thown at theier feet long ago.
                    Last edited by James Hutchins; 04-05-2012, 11:58 PM.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #11
                      Re: An Introduction

                      Not another one of these emo kids who can't get a girlfriend because of being supremely unattractive that claims to be asexual?

                      This is why marriage should be arranged by fathers. It's your duty to produce sons.

                      Now stop mucking about and find a suitably ugly and therefore grateful woman to be your wife and give you sons.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Roberta
                        Anti La Leche League Organizer
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 1817

                        #12
                        Re: An Introduction

                        Originally posted by Apotheosis View Post
                        I'm not gay...
                        I like girls. I just don't like sex. The idea is foreign to me. If you accuse me of not being straight then accuse me of being asexual. I also don't understand the concept of dancing. That doesn't mean I have no rhythm.
                        I don't believe you for a minute, Apostasis. I'll bet you sit at your desk and toss off to internet porn! Just wait until Santoremian gets elected!
                        Come climb my mountains.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22924

                          #13
                          Re: An Introduction

                          Originally posted by Apotheosis View Post
                          I'm not gay...
                          I like girls. I just don't like sex. The idea is foreign to me.
                          God invented sex - how can it be foreign?

                          Ge:1:28: And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
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                          • Apotheosis
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                            • Apr 2012
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                            Re: An Introduction

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            God invented sex - how can it be foreign?

                            Ge:1:28: And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
                            God invented everything that is foreign.


                            To make this abundantly clear. The very last thing I ever want to be called is an emo! They are the most rotten scum humanity has produced since the rise of the Muslims! I realize it may be childish to get worked up over such an accusation, but I have a personal vendetta against the emo sub-culture. I'm starting to detest a new wave of heresy that has been rising lately. A group of emos that call themselves furries are pushing not only their faggot agenda, but one of bestiality as well.

                            Back to what I was saying... One can be fruitful and multiply in spirit, not in seed. I know my views of the scripture may be a bit askew, but I know I don't crave the flesh. I am not a virgin, and frankly I have done things I am miserably regretful of. I have found peace with Jesus, and I don't want to have sexual union with another female. The smile of a beautiful girl warms my heart, but I have only had sex because it was expected of me. I didn't wish to get graphic, but women do turn me on just as music lights my soul. Using that same train of thought, I don't want to have sex just as I don't want to dance to music.

                            As for attractiveness, God has blessed me with a healthy body. My experience in the past has shown me women who lust for me. Sex is such a strange thing. If I were to marry some women then it would be for God. I respect my father, but he has led my eyes astray from God. I will honor him by pursuing Jesus in the manner a true christian would, and maybe he will follow someday.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #15
                              Re: An Introduction

                              Originally posted by Apotheosis View Post
                              I'm not gay...
                              I like girls. I just don't like sex. The idea is foreign to me. If you accuse me of not being straight then accuse me of being asexual. I also don't understand the concept of dancing. That doesn't mean I have no rhythm.
                              Hi, Apoptosis.

                              This is wonderful. I'm glad you are not obsessed with sex like most young men your age.

                              Sex isn't supposed to be fun. It's about making Christian Soldiers for Jesus. So you see, you get married, you have separate bedrooms, and once a year or so you impregnate your wife. The rest of the time, she takes care of your house and children for you and makes sure your money gets spent.

                              It's all part of God's Plan.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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