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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #46
    Re: Christian in need of guidance

    Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
    in many cases it is disguised.
    Why would God camouflage the path to Salvation(tm)? Do you realize how diabolical you are making God sound?

    This seems to be the whole basis of your argument against our Church. You are saying that the Bible isn't at all what it seems to be. It is something mysterious that neither you nor I can understand, but for some reason, it can't possibly mean what it says.

    Am I understanding you correctly?
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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #47
      Re: Christian in need of guidance

      So God made people equal yet you and you alone are capable out of all the people gathered here of understanding correctly God's word? You alone have the insight to properly comprehend what God really meant?

      That's quite lucky for you really. What a poor break for us, the sad people incapable of comprehending God without your guidance.


      People like you turn up here quite often. They all see God's word clearly and say we are wrong. Yet each one of them says different things. Why is that, do you think?
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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      • Bret Henderson
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • May 2012
        • 59

        #48
        Re: Christian in need of guidance

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        Why would God camouflage the path to Salvation™? Do you realize how diabolical you are making God sound?
        Maybe he disguises it so members of the landover baptist church dont recieve salvation. You think I make God sound diabolical?

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        This seems to be the whole basis of your argument against our Church. You are saying that the Bible isn't at all what it seems to be. It is something mysterious that neither you nor I can understand, but for some reason, it can't possibly mean what it says.

        Am I understanding you correctly?
        No you are not, and sadly i dont think you ever will. But dont worry there will be plenty of room in hell. No need to book ahead. I am sure satan will be expecting you and your friends.

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        • Bret Henderson
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • May 2012
          • 59

          #49
          Re: Christian in need of guidance

          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
          So God made people equal yet you and you alone are capable out of all the people gathered here of understanding correctly God's word? You alone have the insight to properly comprehend what God really meant?

          That's quite lucky for you really. What a poor break for us, the sad people incapable of comprehending God without your guidance.


          People like you turn up here quite often. They all see God's word clearly and say we are wrong. Yet each one of them says different things. Why is that, do you think?
          out of the people gathering here in this thread yes I do think I have a better understanding of Gods word.

          You describe eternity in hell as a poor break for you?

          Then I must be different than other people like me, because i do not see Gods word clearly. I originally came here for guidance, which should be proof of that.

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409

            #50
            Re: Christian in need of guidance

            Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
            Maybe he disguises it so members of the landover baptist church dont recieve salvation. You think I make God sound diabolical?



            No you are not, and sadly i dont think you ever will. But dont worry there will be plenty of room in hell. No need to book ahead. I am sure satan will be expecting you and your friends.
            You're not really a very nice person are you? It's like you want people to burn forever for just not agreeing with your opinions that you persistently fail to back up with any evidence other than your blowhardedness.

            So God made people equal yet you and you alone are capable out of all the people gathered here of understanding correctly God's word? You alone have the insight to properly comprehend what God really meant?

            That's quite lucky for you really. What a poor break for us, the sad people incapable of comprehending God without your guidance.


            People like you turn up here quite often. They all see God's word clearly and say we are wrong. Yet each one of them says different things. Why is that, do you think?
            I just quoted my last post in case you skipped it while ranting at Billy Bob as it raises a rather salient point.

            I'm simply calling you out for making it up as you go along, hoping nobody notices your fudges in trying to attach your opinions to Christianity to make them unassailable, relying on the ignorance of people you browbeat to let you off the hook and whining like a baby when people have the wit, the knowledge and tenacity to call you out on it.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #51
              Re: Christian in need of guidance

              Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
              Maybe he disguises it so members of the landover baptist church dont recieve salvation. You think I make God sound diabolical?
              Touche.

              If it is disguised, but you don't even venture an interpretation, how can you possibly be in a better position than anyone else?

              And yes, if God deliberately disguised the path to Salvation™, so that only occultists and interdisciplinary scholars could go to Heaven, that would be diabolical. Especially since that would contradict the plain language He inspired in
              2 Peter 1:20
              Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation..
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              • Bret Henderson
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • May 2012
                • 59

                #52
                Re: Christian in need of guidance

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                You're not really a very nice person are you? It's like you want people to burn forever for just not agreeing with your opinions that you persistently fail to back up with any evidence other than your blowhardedness.



                I just quoted my last post in case you skipped it while ranting at Billy Bob as it raises a rather salient point.

                I'm simply calling you out for making it up as you go along, hoping nobody notices your fudges in trying to attach your opinions to Christianity to make them unassailable, relying on the ignorance of people you browbeat to let you off the hook and whining like a baby when people have the wit, the knowledge and tenacity to call you out on it.
                I have no eveidence? neither do you, can you provide proof that the bible as it is written is %100 the true word of god.

                DO NOT SAY THE BIBLE SAYS because the bible was written by men.

                I MEAN REAL SOLID PROOF.

                when you can do this i will do the same

                btw I am yet to meet a single person here with an original thought let alone wit.

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #53
                  Re: Christian in need of guidance

                  Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
                  I
                  btw I am yet to meet a single person here with an original thought let alone wit.
                  You and the other Unsaved Trash are full of original thoughts. We True Christians™ take our thoughts from the Bible.

                  So now you think God wants us to have original thoughts as a condition of Salvation™? You are funny.

                  Why not just accept that the Bible means what it says and says what it means? It would be so much easier to justify yourself to God on Judgment Day. That is all I care about.
                  Proverbs 3:5
                  Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #54
                    Re: Christian in need of guidance

                    Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
                    I have no eveidence? neither do you, can you provide proof that the bible as it is written is %100 the true word of god.

                    DO NOT SAY THE BIBLE SAYS because the bible was written by men.

                    I MEAN REAL SOLID PROOF.

                    when you can do this i will do the same

                    btw I am yet to meet a single person here with an original thought let alone wit.
                    So are you some sort of atheist playing gotchas? What sort of person would do that?

                    So if you don't believe the Bible is a reliable document for God's existence, wants and deeds on what do you base your "faith" or are you finally going to confess to pretending to be a Christian just to mock God but actually being an atheist out to troll good, God-fearing folk?
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Zechariah Smyth
                      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 15251

                      #55
                      Re: Christian in need of guidance

                      Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
                      I have no eveidence? neither do you, can you provide proof that the bible as it is written is %100 the true word of god.

                      DO NOT SAY THE BIBLE SAYS because the bible was written by men.

                      I MEAN REAL SOLID PROOF.

                      when you can do this i will do the same

                      btw I am yet to meet a single person here with an original thought let alone wit.
                      Ahhh, the atheist flag totally unfurls and is cruelly buffeted by the acrid breath of Satan. I knew your ruse couldn't stand up to True Christian(tm) discernment!

                      (Hebrews 4:12) "For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart."



                      Yours in Christ (NOT SATAN!!!),

                      Z. Smyth
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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063

                        #56
                        Re: False Christian in need of guidance

                        you miss the point god wants it this way. If he did not want it this way he would not have had man write the Bible. he would have had it written by angels and handed to man.
                        It seems that you have caught yourself in a bear trap here, sister.

                        If you are saying that God is in charge of everything then everything written in the Bible (KJV1611) has been vetted by the ultimate editor.

                        Even if flawed humans had made errors they would have made them because that is what God wanted to happen: or do you suggest that God is unable to influence the scribes in the way He wanted?

                        Or was the Bible (KJV1611) simply a massive conspiracy to put forward the wrong position of God?

                        Don't you think all this talk of ancient conspiracies is starting to sound a bit 'Dan Brown'?

                        Do you honestly believe a bunch of people took to time to write down the inerrant Word of God(tm) 400 years ago just to put people slightly off track about God?

                        That does not make sense: the only sensible option is the Bible (KJV1611) is infact, the inherent Word of God(tm).

                        Anything else is just yet another conspiracy (no doubt with something to do with the Templars (again)).

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Bret Henderson
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • May 2012
                          • 59

                          #57
                          Re: Christian in need of guidance

                          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                          So are you some sort of atheist playing gotchas? What sort of person would do that?

                          So if you don't believe the Bible is a reliable document for God's existence, wants and deeds on what do you base your "faith" or are you finally going to confess to pretending to be a Christian just to mock God but actually being an atheist out to troll good, God-fearing folk?
                          No I am not an athiest. I am a Christian, and i read the Bible every day. Even if I did not have a bible i would still believe in the existance of God because he is in my heart, and I can feel it.

                          I forgive you for being so ignorant, it is most likely your parents fault for raising you this way.

                          Jesus also forgives, you just need to let him in instead of pretending to be a follower just because you think it offers you an excuse for beating women.

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #58
                            Re: Christian in need of guidance

                            Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
                            DO NOT SAY THE BIBLE SAYS because the bible was written by men.
                            Teach me plasma physics, but don't cite a single textbook or paper on it. This is every bit as reasonable as your request.

                            Anyway, dear friend, which of the following do you believe, and why?
                            1. God has preserved His Word for our use.
                            2. God has refused to preserve His Word for us, preferring instead that we guess at how to be saved, in which case He is a monster.
                            3. God hasn't managed to preserve His Word for us, in which case He is an incompetent bungler.
                            4. God isn't aware that His Word hasn't been preserved for us, in which case He needs to pay better attention.
                            5. God never revealed His Word to us at all.
                            6. There is no God.
                            If it's any of 2-6, in what sense are you a Christian?
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #59
                              Re: Christian in need of guidance

                              Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
                              Even if I did not have a bible i would still believe in the existance of God because he is in my heart, and I can feel it.
                              So you admit that your concept of God is totally subjective?
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                              • Redeemed Papist
                                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 10409

                                #60
                                Re: Christian in need of guidance

                                Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
                                Even if I did not have a bible i would still believe in the existance of God because he is in my heart, and I can feel it.
                                You can make up your own false God all you like. He's not real - you are imagining him. And you simply can't handle people looking you foursquare in the eye and pointing that out - which is why you are getting so angry.

                                God tells you not to do this but that's in the Bible and, of course, if it's in the Bible and inconvenient for what you prefer to be true in your imagined reality it doesn't count.

                                You false Christians expecting us to give your unsupported opinions the time of day because you claim to believe in a God you can "feel in your heart" who therefore rubber stamps all your opinions with divine authority make me sick. You are despicable moral cowards hiding behind an edifice of entirely constructed ideas of what is divine to get you through the day and making excuses because you can't handle what God REALLY is.
                                Jeremiah 23:26 How long shall this be in the heart of the prophets that prophesy lies? yea, they are prophets of the deceit of their own heart;

                                Jeremiah 14:14 Then the LORD said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart.



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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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