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  • wtfisth
    Unsaved trash
    • Jun 2012
    • 1

    #1

    hello. I'm the millionth person to join that misquotes Matthew 7:1 in his first post!

    You people are why people like me leave the christian faith. I was raised Southern Baptist in Weatherford, TX, and am proud of that. Because it gave me a good stand-point on what good people are. I'm Pagan-Proud now. Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself. Isn't that what the new testament teaches you. Then I see awards for punching gays, "bagging" witches, and forcefully Baptizing with holy water loaded squirt guns. You people are worse than Westboro.
  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #2
    Re: hello

    Originally posted by wtfisth View Post
    You people are why people like me leave the christian faith. I was raised Southern Baptist in Weatherford, TX, and am proud of that. Because it gave me a good stand-point on what good people are. I'm Pagan-Proud now. Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself. Isn't that what the new testament teaches you. Then I see awards for punching gays, "bagging" witches, and forcefully Baptizing with holy water loaded squirt guns. You people are worse than Westboro.
    You're exactly right, the New Testament is one single verse. Yep, God sent Jesus to earth, He said six words, then the Romans crucified Him. That's what all of Chrstianity is based on, "Judge not, lest ye be judged". You got it, you completely understand everything about our faith, you Bible scholar you!












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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
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      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: hello

      Originally posted by wtfisth View Post
      Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself. Isn't that what the new testament teaches you.
      What the New Testament actually teaches those of us who have read it is a little more involved than that.

      You people are worse than Westboro.
      We don't appreciate the comparison to Westboro, which we consider to be unacceptably liberal on such matters as whether women should speak in church or should teach.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • Bobby-Joe
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        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: hello

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        What the New Testament actually teaches those of us who have read it is a little more involved than that.

        We don't appreciate the comparison to Westboro, which we consider to be unacceptably liberal on such matters as whether women should speak in church or should teach.
        Glory, feel good, hippie Christian churches like Wesboro always get in trouble with Jesus for their permissive attitude. The Lord is crystal clear in The Bible, there is no reason not to follow His message.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: hello. I'm the millionth person to join that misquotes Matthew 7:1 in his first post!

          Originally posted by wanttofistme View Post
          I'm Pagan-Proud now. Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself. Isn't that what the new testament teaches you. Then I see awards for punching gays, "bagging" witches, and forcefully Baptizing with holy water loaded squirt guns. You people are worse than Westboro.
          Oh, Goody! Another "Radical Fairy" who joined a made-up religion which tells him that ritualized sodomy is a sacrament.

          What a surprise.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Pim Pendergast
            PHD - Theophysicist
            Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2012
            • 3103

            #6
            Re: hello. I'm the millionth person to join that misquotes Matthew 7:1 in his first post!

            Originally posted by wtfisth View Post
            You people are why people like me leave the christian faith. I was raised Southern Baptist in Weatherford, TX, and am proud of that. Because it gave me a good stand-point on what good people are. I'm Pagan-Proud now. Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself. Isn't that what the new testament teaches you. Then I see awards for punching gays, "bagging" witches, and forcefully Baptizing with holy water loaded squirt guns. You people are worse than Westboro.
            Where do pagans get off trying to tell us how to interpret the Bible? Wouldn't God's children have a better understanding of God's Word than a pagan? Why won't you ask a Christian to tell you what Matt 7:1 means?
            sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: hello. I'm the millionth person to join that misquotes Matthew 7:1 in his first post!

              Dear Godmocking Whore;

              Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

              Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
              5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
              5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
              Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

              YIC,

              --Pastor Ezekiel
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #8
                Re: hello. I'm the millionth person to join that misquotes Matthew 7:1 in his first post!

                Hey, I've been to Weatherford. Congratulations, you picked the ONE fag town in all of Texas.

                They have a statue of Peter Pan at the library, for crying out loud!

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                Yours in Christ,

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #9
                  Re: hello. I'm the millionth person to join that misquotes Matthew 7:1 in his first post!

                  Why do pagans think we'll care if they deliberately choose to burn forever?

                  It's all like, "Lookee lookee I'm a pagan. I expect you to be shocked because I believe in stuff that's blatantly been made up in the sixties by tripping hippies looking for an excuse to fornicate with anything with a pulse."

                  Why not try thinking critically for five minutes about what you're believing in. Mystic forces, screwing goats and mumbo jumbo aren't going to save your soul, you know.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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