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  • Miss Tanith
    Forum Member, struggling for Salvation(c)
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2013
    • 108

    #1

    Hey there, I'm Tanith

    Tanith here! I'm not American, I'm British. Hopefully one day I'll have enough money to emigrate to the country God loves the most! I do have blonde hair and blue eyes, though. I don't eat meat, because I'm a vegetarian and I hate animal cruelty. I can't recall anywhere in the bible it being said that it was a sin to not eat meat, as it plays havoc with my digestion. Makes me vomit something awful. I'm an actress by trade, I hope that I won't be condemned for that.

    My favourite biblical verse comes from the Old Testament Book of Ruth, and I quote
    “Entreat me not to leave you,
    Or to turn back from following after you;
    For wherever you go, I will go;
    And wherever you lodge, I will lodge;
    Your people shall be my people,
    And your God, my God.
    Where you die, I will die,
    And there will I be buried.
    The Lord do so to me, and more also,
    If anything but death parts you and me.” Verse 17.


    Unfortunately there are no baptist churches near me, so I am forced to attend a Gospel Hall. Twice on sundays and once on a Friday.
    Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
    17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Hey there, I'm Tanith

    Hello Tanith, and welcome to our friendly forums!



    Why do you not just pray to the LORD for healing so you can eat the food He so mercifully provides for man?


    Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
    And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
    James 5:14-15
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Miss Tanith
      Forum Member, struggling for Salvation(c)
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2013
      • 108

      #3
      Re: Hey there, I'm Tanith

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda

      Why do you not just pray to the LORD for healing so you can eat the food He so mercifully provides for man?
      Thanks, Mary! Can I call you Mary?
      You see the thing is God provides vegetables! And Quorn!
      Actually, you may be right. I might be a filthy sinner, but I don't know any better because my Gospel Hall is a place where they condone veganism. They say God doesn't mind. Thanks for opening my mind, and my eyes, Mary!
      Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
      17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Hey there, I'm Tanith

        Originally posted by TanithTumultuous View Post
        Thanks, Mary! Can I call you Mary?
        You see the thing is God provides vegetables! And Quorn!
        Actually, you may be right. I might be a filthy sinner, but I don't know any better because my Gospel Hall is a place where they condone veganism. They say God doesn't mind. Thanks for opening my mind, and my eyes, Mary!
        How do you interpret the 11th chapter of Leviticus? What do you think the LORD means when He tells us what we may eat? That we may eat meat, but shouldn't eat meat? That we may eat meat but He makes our digestive system incompatible with that meat?

        I think it is Satan who is stealing from you what is rightfully yours. A True Christian™ would take hold of her rights and eat steak, with a side of potatoes and Brussels sprouts, sautéd in fresh butter and pieces of bacon.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #5
          Re: Hey there, I'm Tanith

          Tanith sounds like a Jewish name.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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          • Little Donkey
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2010
            • 498

            #6
            Re: Hey there, I'm Tanith

            Gaze on this before you make a rash decision. Don't you just want to bury your face in there?

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14306

              #7
              Re: Hey there, I'm Tanith

              This "gospel hall" - do they teach deadly sins? That's like discussing degrees of uniqueness (a common ploy in communist circles from what I've heard). Are you Welsh?

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              • Miss Tanith
                Forum Member, struggling for Salvation(c)
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2013
                • 108

                #8
                Re: Hey there, I'm Tanith

                You know what? You're right. I'm gonna go in that kitchen and cook a lovely meat-y dinner for myself and my father: because I'm overtly impressionable. Tanith is not a Jewish name, but I am Welsh by birth. And accent.

                I have a dilemma, You see, I have to babysit tonight for some disgusting adults who had a child out of wedlock. The woman has also had other children with other men. My father has told me to do so and therefore I must, since I'm his property, but how do I avoid going outside on my own? That would make me sinful in the eyes of the LORD, wouldn't it? My father has visited his friend, and will not be back till early am and we live alone.
                Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                • Miss Tanith
                  Forum Member, struggling for Salvation(c)
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2013
                  • 108

                  #9
                  Re: Hey there, I'm Tanith

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  This "gospel hall" - do they teach deadly sins?
                  Yeah, they do actually. They claim there's 7, but I think that's bcause they take cookies to the Catholic shouty family two doors down, maybe they shouted it at them. I haven't found 7 deadly sins anywhere.

                  Teaching deadly sins isn't the usual practice of a gospel hall. The thing about a gospel hall is that they teach the gospel, they use the whole NKJV but they focus on the "Good News"

                  Can there be any good news when people aren't warned about hell and a lake of burning brimstone and fire?
                  Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                  17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #10
                    Re: Hey there, I'm Tanith

                    Tanith, what is this quorn you speak of? I hope that's not some kind of sinner code word for something nasty.
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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14306

                      #11
                      Re: Hey there, I'm Tanith

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      Tanith, what is this quorn you speak of? I hope that's not some kind of sinner code word for something nasty.
                      I think it's a game, like bar skittles or toad-in-the-hole.

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22882

                        #12
                        Re: Hey there, I'm Tanith

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        Tanith, what is this quorn you speak of? I hope that's not some kind of sinner code word for something nasty.
                        Nephew Zebulun came round to see about borrowing my snowmobiles for his party of young ladies whom he is taking to a retreat.

                        I asked him about “quorn” He informs me that it is a substance that is mined by political prisoners in Chile, soaked in lake-water and then drawn out into strands that are knitted together by child-labor before being flavored with burnt grass.

                        It is apparently edible by the lower orders, dumb cripples who cannot refuse it, patients on Socialized medicine, and those too poor to afford even offal. The FDA have yet to approve it.
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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14306

                          #13
                          Re: Hey there, I'm Tanith

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Nephew Zebulun came round to see about borrowing my snowmobiles for his party of young ladies whom he is taking to a retreat.

                          I asked him about “quorn” He informs me that it is a substance that is mined by political prisoners in Chile, soaked in lake-water and then drawn out into strands that are knitted together by child-labor before being flavored with burnt grass.

                          It is apparently edible by the lower orders, dumb cripples who cannot refuse it, patients on Socialized medicine, and those too poor to afford even offal. The FDA have yet to approve it.
                          Thank Zebulun for me, I was thinking of Quoits. I hope his retreat goes well, it's great to see a young man growing in the Lord.

                          If it's an island retreat there may be an opportunity for a "deck" version of the game (which would be preferable under the circumstances, I feel). I am sure Miss Tumultuous knows what I'm talking about especially considering her line of work.

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                          • Rev. Edward Clement
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 1654

                            #14
                            Re: Hey there, I'm Tanith

                            Originally posted by TanithTumultuous View Post
                            Tanith here! I'm not American, I'm British. Hopefully one day I'll have enough money to emigrate to the country
                            Hello there friend. It would be desirable on your part to indeed move to God's Favorite Country, attend a Godly Church, and to finally have a good dental plan.

                            Proverbs
                            25:19 Confidence in an unfaithful man in time of trouble is like a broken tooth, and a foot out of joint.
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                            Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                            Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                            Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                            Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                            Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                            Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                            • Miss Tanith
                              Forum Member, struggling for Salvation(c)
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2013
                              • 108

                              #15
                              Re: Hey there, I'm Tanith

                              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                              Thank Zebulun for me, I was thinking of Quoits. I hope his retreat goes well, it's great to see a young man growing in the Lord.

                              If it's an island retreat there may be an opportunity for a "deck" version of the game (which would be preferable under the circumstances, I feel). I am sure Miss Tumultuous knows what I'm talking about especially considering her line of work.


                              Please can you explain what I understand? I may be able to comprehend it then, although I'm sure you're rght, because youre my better, and therefore you must be.
                              Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                              17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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