Humble supplications brothers and sisters

[TorturedPenitent]

Ive been an athiest most of my adult life, My wife too And our 3 daughters, I've helped to raise them to be athiests, Recently I've started to find redemption Through scripture... I remembered the teachings I was taught in my youth. I began to attend a baptist church regularly and begged the lord Jesus to forgive me.

I want some help teaching my Daughters to be christian women, and I want to teach my wife to submit to a position as a helper after thinking of herself as a partner for so long.

The worse part of the problem is, I brought it to this point with my own moral cowardice and disobedience to the Lord.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Humble supplications brothers and sisters

Ive been an athiest most of my adult life, My wife too And our 3 daughters, I've helped to raise them to be athiests, Recently I've started to find redemption Through scripture... I remembered the teachings I was taught in my youth. I began to attend a baptist church regularly and begged the lord Jesus to forgive me.

I want some help teaching my Daughters to be christian women, and I want to teach my wife to submit to a position as a helper after thinking of herself as a partner for so long.

The worse part of the problem is, I brought it to this point with my own moral cowardice and disobedience to the Lord.

Dear friend, I hope it is not too late for you already. I have stared the atheist addiction to anal sex in the face and I can tell you it is no Mona Lisa. Very few sodomites ever recover from the damage they do to their souls every time they wear another man's crevice like a mask, gag on penis until they vomit forth the last drop of Christ's Redeeming Blood, receive a sperm enema, or drink an AIDS/hepatitis cocktail.

While having gay sex is its own punishment to be sure, it does not compare to the assrape you may have to endure on the end of Satan's intumescent tallywacker for all eternity. I would cut off my genitals if I were you, as Christ commands:

Matthew 19:12
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Humble supplications brothers and sisters

All fine and dandy but.... WHYDFJ? (what have you done for Jesus)

A mann does not get a pass to Heaven just by asking for it.

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[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Humble supplications brothers and sisters

Welcome, Tortured Penitent! I pray that you and your family will be able to break free from the shackles of atheism so that you may take on the shackles of servitude to God (Rom 6:18). What's your favorite Bible verse so far?

[A Follower]

Re: Humble supplications brothers and sisters

Of course you caused your wife and children to be atheists, which was a very evil thing to do, but it is a good sign, it shows that they follow your lead, leading them away from the abyss might be enough to save them.

I suggest that you regularly read the Bible to your family, at first selecting passages that will help remind your wife and girl-children what their position in society and the family is, that should help them to be more receptive to further learning of His will.

Verses to use could 1 Tim 2:11-15 or Tit 2:4-5

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Humble supplications brothers and sisters

I don't know what supplications are, but it sounds like something perverted.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Humble supplications brothers and sisters

I don't know what supplications are, but it sounds like something perverted.

I strongly suspect they are administered rectally.

[TorturedPenitent]

Re: Humble supplications brothers and sisters

Mark 13:21 "No one knows the day or hour" Is always my favorite, just looked it up.

My daughters, my youngest, seems to be tenatively cooperating.

My wife and eldest daughter seem to be trying to ignore me thus far, like this is some kind of annoyance that will just go away. But my middle child shes hostile I see something in her eyes, I think Satan has a grip on her maybe not possesion per se but is influencing her, hes upset at losing me and is desperately trying to keep at least some grip on my family.

I've repented of the New age Child psychology Garbage I had swallowed once but I have to make my daughters understand the verse about "the rod of correction

The youngest again is responding better, she really is sweet, the others and my wife think its just ... Cannot even bring myself to repeat the language they used towards the scripture.

but suffice it to say they think its just an excuse to mistreat them when it is anything but I assure you.

I feel guilty that the way I raised them made them what they are today, but I dont want to be like King david who failed to punish his one son (whos name I do not remember) for raping his own sister, then another son for murder that brother in revenge, who finally led a coup against david.

Is just Trashing all their trousers, shorts, and Miniskirts one day while their at school, and irretreivably doing so , not in the trash can but take it to a dumpster halfway across town, being too heavy handed in your opinion?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Humble supplications brothers and sisters

Ive been an athiest most of my adult life, My wife too And our 3 daughters, I've helped to raise them to be athiests, Recently I've started to find redemption Through scripture... I remembered the teachings I was taught in my youth. I began to attend a baptist church regularly and begged the lord Jesus to forgive me.

I want some help teaching my Daughters to be christian women, and I want to teach my wife to submit to a position as a helper after thinking of herself as a partner for so long.

The worse part of the problem is, I brought it to this point with my own moral cowardice and disobedience to the Lord.

The promiscuous use of capital letters is often a sign of Nigerians. Are you a Nigerian?

What Church do you attend? Tell us about your adventures with Jesus.

God Bless!

[Basilissa]

Re: Humble supplications brothers and sisters

Ive been an athiest most of my adult life, My wife too And our 3 daughters, I've helped to raise them to be athiests, Recently I've started to find redemption Through scripture... I remembered the teachings I was taught in my youth. I began to attend a baptist church regularly and begged the lord Jesus to forgive me.

Hello there, Mr. Tortured, you are the first atheist I know who doesn't know how to spell "atheist."

Mark 13:21 "No one knows the day or hour" Is always my favorite, just looked it up.

So has it always been your favorite, or did you just look it up?

I think, neither, because Mark 13:21 reads:
And then if any man shall say to you, Lo, here is Christ; or, lo, he is there; believe him not:

I feel guilty that the way I raised them made them what they are today, but I dont want to be like King david who failed to punish his one son (whos name I do not remember) for raping his own sister, then another son for murder that brother in revenge, who finally led a coup against david.

Well, if you read that part of the Bible again and more carefully, the son who rebelled was worth punishing, not the one who raped his half sister. Because killing your brother is much more serious offense than raping your sister, I mean, there is no comparison between these two!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Humble supplications brothers and sisters

Ive been an athiest most of my adult life, My wife too And our 3 daughters, I've helped to raise them to be athiests, Recently I've started to find redemption Through scripture... I remembered the teachings I was taught in my youth. I began to attend a baptist church regularly and begged the lord Jesus to forgive me.

I want some help teaching my Daughters to be christian women, and I want to teach my wife to submit to a position as a helper after thinking of herself as a partner for so long.

The worse part of the problem is, I brought it to this point with my own moral cowardice and disobedience to the Lord.

You need to get on your knees and start begging Jesus to wash your stinking, perverted sins away with His sweet, sweet blood. He sent you here in the nic of time!

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Re: Humble suppositories brothers and sisters

Ive been an athiest most of my adult life, My wife too And our 3 daughters, I've helped to raise them to be athiests, Recently I've started to find redemption Through scripture... I remembered the teachings I was taught in my youth. I began to attend a baptist church regularly and begged the lord Jesus to forgive me.

I want some help teaching my Daughters to be christian women, and I want to teach my wife to submit to a position as a helper after thinking of herself as a partner for so long.

The worse part of the problem is, I brought it to this point with my own moral cowardice and disobedience to the Lord.

Welcome!

It sounds like you are steering your family in the right direction. As head of your household, you must be strong. Please advise your wife how God commands her to conduct herself regarding her husband:

Ephesians 5:22 (1611 King James Bible)

Wiues, submit your selues vnto your own husbands, as vnto the Lord.

Ephesians 5:23 (1611 King James Bible)

For the husband is the head of the wife, euen as Christ is the head of the Church: and he is the sauiour of the body.

1 Timothy 2:12 (1611 King James Bible)

But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to vsurpe authoritie ouer the man, but to be in silence.