[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello

Here is mine:

Please introduce yourself in your own thread in the Introduction sub forum.

Be sure to follow the Godly instructions.

If ye love me, keep my commandments. - John 14:15

YIC

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello

I'm not praising allah, I'm mocking 'it'.

All True Christians™ have excellent American senses of humor but to make it even more funny you might change your name to AllahIsLoveNOT.

That way we would know that you mean the opposite of what you are saying.

YIC

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Hello

Your sentence is incorrect, there should be a period instead of a question mark.
No thanks needed .

I'm not praising allah, I'm mocking 'it'.

Nice to meet a teen who is precise with periods.

Blessings to You and your favourite horse.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Allah kidnaps hundreds of Schoolgirls.

Muslims can kidnapp two hundred of schoolgirls but thousands of them can't even defeat 100 greeks. That pretty much shows that all muslims are weaklings.

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Hello

Here's a picture of my horse.

Your horse looks kinda gay. You should really do something about that.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Allah kidnaps hundreds of Schoolgirls.

Hello,

My name is AllahIsLove, but do not get me wrong - it is to bash the NON BELIEVERS and INFIDELS!

My name is Jan, I come from Belgium and my family has been following this church since it's been started!

Hold it right there friend. Belgium does not exist as country and is merely socialist propaganda. Frankly as TRUE Christians™ we have issues with people claiming to live in made up places.

[Blind Faith]

Re: Hello

Your horse looks kinda gay. You should really do something about that.

Correction, very gay, your horse looks very gay. How do you expect that you would look when riding onto the field of battle, sword held high, riding such a gay looking horse. You would bring shame to our Righteous Army! If I were you, I would consider selling it and buying a nice full sized truck that your dog and wife could ride in the back of.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello

...I would consider selling it and buying a nice full sized truck that your dog and wife could ride in the back of.

What if it rains? You know what a wet dog smells like.

[Blind Faith]

Re: Hello

What if it rains? You know what a wet dog smells like.

Yes, but I do have a hose. I could put her in the back yard to spray her off and then dry her with a towel. What does the scripture say about spraying your wife with cold water? I must research this.