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  • A Follower
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 872

    #1

    Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

    Liberals often attack Christians by having blacks and asians dress up as Santa Claus, because in a fit of racism they cannot abide the fact that Santa is white. You have to wonder why the libs have such a huge problem with one man's skin color, but more importantly, is a colored Santa realistic, or just another attack on Christianity by people who have no inhibition towards lying?

    As it is Christmas time, once again the ugly question rears its head: can Santa be any color but white? To answer this question it is important to establish some facts about Christmas and Santa.

    1. Christmas and all its accompanying traditions, are 100% based on Biblical narrative:
    1a. Gift-giving: Matthew 2:11,
    1b. Christmas lights: Matthew 2:2,9, Luke 2:9
    1c. Scrooge: Joseph and Mary were not allowed in any inn despite Mary being about to give birth (Luke 2:7),
    1d. Christmas trees: Genesis 1:11, Matthew 2:11, to get frankincense and myrrh you have to cut a tree, so you need a tree to celebrate Christmas biblically,
    1e. World peace: Isaiah 9:6-7,
    1f. Christmas carols: Luke 2:13,
    1g. Joyous times: Luke 2:10,
    1h. Spreading the Word of God: Luke 2:17,
    1i. The war on Christ and Christmas: Matthew 2:3,13
    2. Christmas celebrates the birth of Christ, that's why it's called Christmas. Any claims that it is based on anything besides Jesus' birth are recent fabrications.
    3. Christmas is a Republican, Christian holiday. This is proven by the fact that every form of liberalism bans Christmas or tries to. Communists banned Christmas in Russia as soon as they attained power. Cuban communists don't celebrate Christmas. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas. Jews don't celebrate Christmas. Pagans don't celebrate Christmas. Even the liberals right here in the United States claim Christmas is a capitalistic excuse to waste money, and will go out of their way to not wish you a "merry Christmas", but some nonsense like "season's greetings" or "happy holidays".
    4. Men are the breadwinners in the household: 1 Timothy 5:8, Genesis 2:15.
    5. Jesus is a white man and the Bible associates white with snow and ice: Revelation 1:14
    6. The wise men attending Jesus' birth and giving him Christmas presents were from the east of Jerusalem, following a star in the east: Matthew 2:1-2
    7. Persia and Afghanistan are to the east of Jerusalem, and Afghans and Persians are white caucasians.
    8. Muslims and their made up belief didn't exist while Jesus lived, so the wise men can't have been muslims.
    9. God distributes wisdom, so the wise men were made so by God: James 1:5
    10. The gifts given by the wise men were expensive, including gold: Matthew 2:11
    11. The wise men from the Bible were preceded by a flying angel: Luke 2:9
    12. Jesus was born in a stable surrounded by livestock and placed in a manger right after His birth: Luke 2:7

    All these facts set the stage for the proof of Santa being a white man:
    Santa is the archetype wise man from the east, a white man associated with snow and ice who gives gifts to Godly people, preceded by flying elves and livestock.

    Now, just because Santa is historically white, can we change his color for secular purposes or would that be wrong?
    To answer that we can simply reverse that question, would black people be upset if we stopped portraying Martin Luther King, Malcolm X and Mandela as black and used white stand-ins who utter white wisdom? Obviously the negroes would cry "racism".

    A better answer is to explain how we feel when our traditions and history are mocked and attacked. The tradition of giving presents at Christmas is God-inspired and based on the Bible, it is white men who work hard to earn money to pay for those gifts and it is us white men who have for thousands of years shouldered the burden of giving gifts to our family and friends. We white men have suffered for millennia: God requires us to hard work and earn plenty of money. We have suffered in a way that no woman or colored person can understand, because working hard only to know that the rewards for the work are going directly to others is something they just cannot relate to.

    Black men pretending to be Santa Claus are making a mockery of our historic suffering, while still exploiting our enduring hard times by paying for their gifts with the welfare money that we provide. When I see a negroid Santa my heart just breaks, it is an unimaginable huge offense to white sensibilities.

    Concluding: the only reason why liberals promote black Santa is in an effort to attack Christians, because they know that this attack really hurts us. it is only right to conclude that black Santas are evil and racist.

    p.s. I have not even mentioned why blacks might want to dress up as Santa and have young children sit on their lap, but I'm sure you can imagine that part.
    Leviticus 26:15-16
    And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
  • Alfred King
    Unsaved trash, race-mixing nigra
    • Feb 2010
    • 398

    #2
    Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

    Of course Santa can be black. After all Jesus was black, very black: "And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace" (Revelation 1:15)
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    • A Follower
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 872

      #3
      Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

      Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
      Of course Santa can be black. After all Jesus was black, very black: "And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace" (Revelation 1:15)
      Well, you're good evidence intelligence isn't contagious, because after all the years you've resided here you have accumulated exactly none.

      Brass isn't black. Burned brass isn't black either. The previous verse explains Jesus' skin color, it is white. Read the entire Bible instead of misinterpreting picked half sentences. Only His feet might be slightly colored from callous on His feet, but not much as brass, especially white brass, tends to be pretty much white, whiter even than I am, and I am as white as whites come.
      Leviticus 26:15-16
      And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
        Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

        Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
        Of course Santa can be black. After all Jesus was black, very black: "And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace" (Revelation 1:15)
        Don't give us that jive - you know damn well that if Santa were to dress up in black face the whole lot of you would be screaming racism.
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22844

          #5
          Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

          Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
          Of course Santa can be black. After all Jesus was black, very black: "And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace" (Revelation 1:15)
          I don't know what the brass looks like in your house, but in mine it is polished to almost a silver shine by Boy, my faithful retainer.

          Anyhow, you seem to have missed an important part of Santa Claus: he's the one who gives things. Now tell me about who receives the Welfare Checks, you should be an expert...

          This is the white man's burden, and Santa therefore has to be white to depict reality.
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          • Oceans676
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2013
            • 62

            #6
            Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

            Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
            Of course Santa can be black. After all Jesus was black, very black: "And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace" (Revelation 1:15)
            That's just quoting the color of his feet. He was probably walking around without shoes and got mud on his feet

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12920

              #7
              Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

              Once again, this is the color of brass:



              Definitely not black.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

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              • IreneS
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2013
                • 197

                #8
                Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

                The whole idea is preposterous. 2000 years ago, the blacks all lived in the jungles of Africa. And Jesus our Lord lived in the desert regions of the Middle East. Therefore, he couldn't possibly be black.

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12394

                  #9
                  Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

                  Originally posted by IreneS View Post
                  The whole idea is preposterous. 2000 years ago, the blacks all lived in the jungles of Africa. And Jesus our Lord lived in the desert regions of the Middle East. Therefore, he couldn't possibly be black.
                  You are so correct. At the time of Jesus, the people in the Middle East were known to be caucasion. The artifaxs found there, pots and stone tools, are almost identical to those used by white Europeans.

                  Now, we can see people in the Middle East are no longer white. I suppose the sun and general cleanliness has altered their appearance.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • Bjorn Jensen
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 2355

                    #10
                    Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

                    Santa Claus is said to be from Finland, and Finland has the highest percentage of blonde people in the world, so he is probably from the pure white Nordic race with blonde hair and blue eyes, and not some filthy pie-stealing nigra.

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                    • Virginia Day Templeton
                      Christ's Battle Axe
                       
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 2827

                      #11
                      Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

                      If he really was black, Sambo Claus would steal presents, not give them away.
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                      • Mistress Cookie
                        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 6790

                        #12
                        Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

                        I heard the government is making ALL employees wear this in the winter months now (???)

                        What an insult to human dignity (and logic) ! !

                        But Obama gets/takes what he wants, when he wants...typical negro entitlement. And woe unto you if you disagree ! !


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                        • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
                          Forum Member, possibly Irish
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2013
                          • 209

                          #13
                          Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

                          Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
                          Of course Santa can be black. After all Jesus was black, very black: "And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace" (Revelation 1:15)
                          Dear Alfred,



                          Ahem ... now that I have your attention ...

                          You, my brown-skinned friend, are a prime example of what my abrasive yet lovable old Negra housekeeper used to call a "no good, blue-gummed jive turkey."

                          Although she was afflicted with the nigra gene, Odetta (or Detta, for short) sure knew what she was talking about. Detta also knew how to put a mean scald on fried chicken, which is another food with which you people are well acquainted.

                          True Christians don't believe in or endorse Satan Clause (we prefer to worship , thank you very much), but if we did, he most certainly be Caucasian.

                          Now stop with these ridiculous lies, boy. Proverbs 30:6

                          Sincerely,
                          Mrs. Paddy McIrish
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
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                          • Minister Leroy
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Dec 2013
                            • 1

                            #14
                            Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

                            Sheeeit

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                            • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
                              Forum Member, possibly Irish
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2013
                              • 209

                              #15
                              Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical

                              Originally posted by Minister Leroy View Post
                              Sheeeit
                              What does that mean? Is that some kind of African voodoo talk?
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