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Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Originally posted by Talitha View PostWill you two take your flirting with each other elsewhere?
This isn't a Lezbeean dating site you know
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[QUOTE-- Gross hetrosexual bashing post snipped
I move that Ms "X" or whatever be banned from this forum on the grounds that my children read this forum to learn more about their Savior and that kind of talk in NOT suitable for children to see. Thankfully I was right here and scrolled past it as I can read faster than they can.
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Originally posted by Nobar King View PostI was referring to USIW12, who only has 12 posts and is calling for other users to be banned. That's not good form.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View PostVictory, you can do a lot better than a MALE! Even one of these warped Christian females on here would be a better choice. Look, tomorrow night I'm going to a lecture on academic feminism at Berkeley, and I can leave your email address with some possible love interests? I do know a great woman, her name is Diana, who just broke up with her girlfriend. She plays the acoustic guitar and refuses to shave her body. She is also a practicing Wiccan. You and her would be a great match!
Originally posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards View PostI could be persuaded into courting you, Ms. OS, if I can be assured that you will function as a proper True Christian wife and tend to your duties as I command, and not complain. Would it be possible for you to fax me a reference from your father or your closest living male relative?I should point out that I'm an upstanding Christian woman, as pure as the driven snow. You're not out to get some cheap jollies with a woman of loose morals, are you? Because if you are, you'll have to look elsewhere.
I'm sure a letter of reference can be easily secured.Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Originally posted by VictoryOS View PostI beg your pardon! Surely you only say these things to get me riled up, since I am NOT a lessbein, I am a TRUE CHRISTIAN WOMAN! Do I make myself clear? I have half a mind to give you a tongue-lashing like no other, but since I'm a good woman of Christian values I will hold my own.
Mr. Richards, I am very flattered that you would even ask!I should point out that I'm an upstanding Christian woman, as pure as the driven snow. You're not out to get some cheap jollies with a woman of loose morals, are you? Because if you are, you'll have to look elsewhere.
I'm sure a letter of reference can be easily secured.
Just imagine how perfecting she would be as a GODLY wife!
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Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View PostUgh, this is disgusting! Heterosexual "love"?
If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion to these hapless hippos...Officer Don, surely you could find a nice man down at the Police Station to share your love with? It is well-known that men who repress their homosexual urges often become cops. Why don't you open up a very special man's hidden personality and share it with him?
Victory, you can do a lot better than a MALE! Even one of these warped Christian females on here would be a better choice. Look, tomorrow night I'm going to a lecture on academic feminism at Berkeley, and I can leave your email address with some possible love interests? I do know a great woman, her name is Diana, who just broke up with her girlfriend. She plays the acoustic guitar and refuses to shave her body. She is also a practicing Wiccan. You and her would be a great match!
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Originally posted by VictoryOS View PostMr. Richards, I am very flattered that you would even ask!I should point out that I'm an upstanding Christian woman, as pure as the driven snow. You're not out to get some cheap jollies with a woman of loose morals, are you? Because if you are, you'll have to look elsewhere.
I'm sure a letter of reference can be easily secured.
I have some unused vacation time waiting for me, and I am planning on coming to Freehold to browse Freehold Firearms and maybe sample some of the local cuisine. I want you to go with me and show me around. I will also require a sample of your cooking. Also, I will be bringing a sack full of my dirty laundry for you to wash in order to test your best cleaning skills. (Expect tough sweat stains and underwear streaks.)
I will probably be on my way to Freehold next week, so I expect you'll be ready.
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Originally posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards View PostI ran a background check and everything seems in order, Sister Victory.
I have some unused vacation time waiting for me, and I am planning on coming to Freehold to browse Freehold Firearms and maybe sample some of the local cuisine. I want you to go with me and show me around. I will also require a sample of your cooking. Also, I will be bringing a sack full of my dirty laundry for you to wash in order to test your best cleaning skills. (Expect tough sweat stains and underwear streaks.)
I will probably be on my way to Freehold next week, so I expect you'll be ready.
I'll ask my father right away for permission. Don't you worry about those tough underwear stains. I had plenty experience with those just before my grandfather passed away.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Originally posted by VictoryOS View PostI'll ask my father right away for permission. Don't you worry about those tough underwear stains. I had plenty experience with those just before my grandfather passed away.
That's about the sweetest thing I've ever heard a woman say. Sister Victory, you are going to make some lucky guy a great wife.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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After reading through this romantic thread I can only say...
PRAISE SWEET JESUS!
The Lord has blessed two good Christian souls so that they can meet and create a beautiful, Bible-obeying partnership. You have a fine outstanding officer of the law and a....uh....voluptuous.... woman with a real joie d'vivre!
You have praised the Lord all your lives and now surely you two are blessed.
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