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  • #31
    Re: How to Land a Good Husband

    Just my humble opinion....

    But Officer Don and Victory OS would make a VERY CUTE couple! It would truly be a match made in Heaven. It's great to see a tool like the internet bring two people like this together.
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    • #32
      Re: How to Land a Good Husband

      Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
      Just my humble opinion....

      But Officer Don and Victory OS would make a VERY CUTE couple! It would truly be a match made in Heaven. It's great to see a tool like the internet bring two people like this together.
      I Couldn't Agree more Brother Mad Prophet Helmhltz I think They Whould Make a Wonderful Couple

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      • #33
        Re: How to Land a Good Husband

        Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
        Just my humble opinion....

        But Officer Don and Victory OS would make a VERY CUTE couple! It would truly be a match made in Heaven. It's great to see a tool like the internet bring two people like this together.
        Me three!

        I hope I get to be a bridesmaid again this summer!
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        • #34
          Re: How to Land a Good Husband

          I could be persuaded into courting you, Ms. OS, if I can be assured that you will function as a proper True Christian wife and tend to your duties as I command, and not complain. Would it be possible for you to fax me a reference from your father or your closest living male relative?
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          • #35
            Re: How to Land a Good Husband

            Ugh, this is disgusting! Heterosexual "love"?

            If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion to these hapless hippos...Officer Don, surely you could find a nice man down at the Police Station to share your love with? It is well-known that men who repress their homosexual urges often become cops. Why don't you open up a very special man's hidden personality and share it with him?

            Victory, you can do a lot better than a MALE! Even one of these warped Christian females on here would be a better choice. Look, tomorrow night I'm going to a lecture on academic feminism at Berkeley, and I can leave your email address with some possible love interests? I do know a great woman, her name is Diana, who just broke up with her girlfriend. She plays the acoustic guitar and refuses to shave her body. She is also a practicing Wiccan. You and her would be a great match!
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            • #36
              Re: How to Land a Good Husband

              Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
              Ugh, this is disgusting! Heterosexual "love"?

              If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion to these hapless hippos...Officer Don, surely you could find a nice man down at the Police Station to share your love with? It is well-known that men who repress their homosexual urges often become cops. Why don't you open up a very special man's hidden personality and share it with him?

              Victory, you can do a lot better than a MALE! Even one of these warped Christian females on here would be a better choice. Look, tomorrow night I'm going to a lecture on academic feminism at Berkeley, and I can leave your email address with some possible love interests? I do know a great woman, her name is Diana, who just broke up with her girlfriend. She plays the acoustic guitar and refuses to shave her body. She is also a practicing Wiccan. You and her would be a great match!

              Okay ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of this thread and leave us alone.
              This kind of belligerence is not something a Christian Cop approves of, and having been on the force since 1985, I know this better than anybody.
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              • #37
                Re: How to Land a Good Husband

                Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                Ugh, this is disgusting! Heterosexual "love"?

                If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion to these hapless hippos...Officer Don, surely you could find a nice man down at the Police Station to share your love with? It is well-known that men who repress their homosexual urges often become cops. Why don't you open up a very special man's hidden personality and share it with him?

                Victory, you can do a lot better than a MALE! Even one of these warped Christian females on here would be a better choice. Look, tomorrow night I'm going to a lecture on academic feminism at Berkeley, and I can leave your email address with some possible love interests? I do know a great woman, her name is Diana, who just broke up with her girlfriend. She plays the acoustic guitar and refuses to shave her body. She is also a practicing Wiccan. You and her would be a great match!
                Once more you try to fill our site with your UCAL-BERKLEY drivel about we are all homo or lez. Just because you took lesbian studies at the most radical university in the country does not make you even close to being right. I do not have a homo bone in my body and have never lusted after men, that's disgusting.
                I'm guessing you are here because you cannot possibly get a job with such a useless degree. Of course, I'm sure you graduated CUM LAUDE, since all you had to do is have lez sex with all your teachers. So take your trash elsewhere, youlez jezabel, we are not buying stupid here.


                PS: a women that gives herself willingly is NOT rape. Not that a christian man would have anything to do with you.

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                • #38
                  Re: How to Land a Good Husband

                  Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                  Ugh, this is disgusting! Heterosexual "love"?

                  If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion to these hapless hippos...Officer Don, surely you could find a nice man down at the Police Station to share your love with? It is well-known that men who repress their homosexual urges often become cops. Why don't you open up a very special man's hidden personality and share it with him?

                  Victory, you can do a lot better than a MALE! Even one of these warped Christian females on here would be a better choice. Look, tomorrow night I'm going to a lecture on academic feminism at Berkeley, and I can leave your email address with some possible love interests? I do know a great woman, her name is Diana, who just broke up with her girlfriend. She plays the acoustic guitar and refuses to shave her body. She is also a practicing Wiccan. You and her would be a great match!
                  You are a heterophobic feminazi that needs to learn proper etiquette on God's favorite forum.

                  It is not acceptable to post about your hairy transvestite lovers, and it is most certainly not ok to insult esteemed forum members as homosexuals.

                  And, if you hate males so much, why do you not hate male homosexual couples twice as much, hm? It is because your "arguments" are laden with holes in your "logic".
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                  • #39
                    Re: How to Land a Good Husband

                    Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                    Ugh, this is disgusting! Heterosexual "love"?

                    If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion to these hapless hippos...Officer Don, surely you could find a nice man down at the Police Station to share your love with? It is well-known that men who repress their homosexual urges often become cops. Why don't you open up a very special man's hidden personality and share it with him?

                    Victory, you can do a lot better than a MALE! Even one of these warped Christian females on here would be a better choice. Look, tomorrow night I'm going to a lecture on academic feminism at Berkeley, and I can leave your email address with some possible love interests? I do know a great woman, her name is Diana, who just broke up with her girlfriend. She plays the acoustic guitar and refuses to shave her body. She is also a practicing Wiccan. You and her would be a great match!
                    You Sicken me That's just So Disgusting Why Don't you just go Troll some other site with your Stupid Lezbin Stuff Cause Nobody here wants Two hear it!

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                    • #40
                      Re: How to Land a Good Husband

                      Just Leave Us Good True Chrisians Alone you Sick Lesbian Profressor Tyeisha X

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                      • #41
                        Re: How to Land a Good Husband

                        Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                        I Couldn't Agree more Brother Mad Prophet Helmhltz I think They Whould Make a Wonderful Couple
                        I like you dear. You are thought- less and empty headed like my girls. You don't seem to have much to say but you do agree a lot and that makes you OK in my book. I'm sure our Godly men like it too. Oh, it's "would". You didn't drop out of home schooling just to land a husband did you?
                        Yours in Christ,
                        Bethany Angelica Covington

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                        • #42
                          Re: How to Land a Good Husband

                          Originally posted by Bethany Covington View Post
                          I like you dear. You are thought- less and empty headed like my girls. You don't seem to have much to say but you do agree a lot and that makes you OK in my book. I'm sure our Godly men like it too. Oh, it's "would". You didn't drop out of home schooling just to land a husband did you?
                          Thank you so much Hun I like you Two Its Nice too have a Good Christian Lady here like your self Well I'm Kind of a Little Shy But I really do hope Our Godly Men Think That's alright I was Homeschooled How did you know lol? No I Finished School Last Year But Am Looking For a Good True Christian Husband

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                          • #43
                            Re: How to Land a Good Husband

                            And Thanks for telling me about my Word Mistake I do that Sometimes

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                            • #44
                              Re: How to Land a Good Husband

                              Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                              And Thanks for telling me about my Word Mistake I do that Sometimes
                              Well, aren't you precious AND so agreeable. I'm sure you'll be landing a good man soon.
                              Yours in Christ,
                              Bethany Angelica Covington

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                              • #45
                                Re: How to Land a Good Husband

                                Originally posted by Bethany Covington View Post
                                Well, aren't you precious AND so agreeable. I'm sure you'll be landing a good man soon.
                                Aww Why Thank you so much Dear I really Hope so two

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