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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22348
    #1711
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Nutella88 View Post
    Just don't hate me
    We do not hate you, we love you with True Christian(tm) tough love. We hope to save your soul.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78551
        #1712
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Nutella88 View Post
        @Ezekiel : Why are you attacking me again? I have done as much wrong as you have. Our problem is our understanding of racism. Please stop making me look like a Satan worshiper. I am not so please refrain from it. You can dislike me all you want. Just don't hate me nor tell me something that I am not.
        Who has attacked you? Certainly not me. I'm trying to shake the demons loose in your soul, lady. The Bible says I am to rebuke you with all my might, in order to get you firmly on the path to Salvation(r).

        2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
        You'll thank me later.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Nutella88
            Unsaved trash
            • Apr 2010
            • 37
            #1713
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            I am not a lady!

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              • True Disciple
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2445
                #1714
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by Nutella88 View Post
                I am not a lady!
                No, you're a slut. We are aware of that. Brother Alexander was just trying to be polite to you.
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                  • Nutella88
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 37
                    #1715
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                    No, you're a slut. We are aware of that. Brother Alexander was just trying to be polite to you.
                    Oh thank you for letting me know that. Too bad I am not even a Female.

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22348
                        #1716
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by Nutella88 View Post
                        Oh thank you for letting me know that. Too bad I am not even a Female.
                        So you are a male slut. That only makes it worse.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Brother Alex
                            True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
                            Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
                            A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 860
                            #1717
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by Nutella88 View Post
                            Oh thank you for letting me know that. Too bad I am not even a Female.
                            I see, you're one of them homersexuals then? There is a cure for that you know, it's called "Jesus".
                            PROOF: America in the Bible!
                            8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



                             The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                            (Psalm 9:17)

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22827
                                #1718
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by Nutella88 View Post
                                Oh thank you for letting me know that. Too bad I am not even a Female.
                                But your name is Nutella! That is clearly a woman's name - either that or you've named yourself after something squeezed out of a dog.
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                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                  • GOD=life
                                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jan 2010
                                    • 3263
                                    #1719
                                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                    "88" is a nazi reference...
                                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                    Matthew 7:22                                     Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                      • Nutella88
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        • Apr 2010
                                        • 37
                                        #1720
                                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                        Nutella is something you eat on bread. And 88 is my birth date thank you very much.

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                                          • hellsfire
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            • Feb 2010
                                            • 31
                                            #1721
                                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                            dear lord look what björk has done
                                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEd40gnPHwQ

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                                              • Brother Alex
                                                True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
                                                Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
                                                A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Feb 2010
                                                • 860
                                                #1722
                                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                                Originally posted by Nutella88 View Post
                                                Nutella is something you eat on bread.
                                                It still sounds like a woman's name to me. Why did your parents name you "Nutella" if you're a man?
                                                Originally posted by Nutella88 View Post
                                                And 88 is my birth date thank you very much.
                                                So you were born on Hitler's birthday?
                                                Last edited by Brother Alex; 04-07-2010, 02:23 AM. Reason: demons
                                                PROOF: America in the Bible!
                                                8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



                                                 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                                                (Psalm 9:17)

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                                                  • True Disciple
                                                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                                    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                                    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Nov 2009
                                                    • 2445
                                                    #1723
                                                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                                    Originally posted by Nutella88 View Post
                                                    Nutella is something you eat on bread. And 88 is my birth date thank you very much.
                                                    Why do you worship chocolate nazi demons?
                                                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                                    Amen.

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                                                      • Roastbeef
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                        • Apr 2010
                                                        • 1
                                                        #1724
                                                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                                        hahahaha... you guys are retards... I dare you to give me a proof that God excists... Cuz he doesn't... Dumbass's !!!! You say we are satists and mock us for not having an army... Yet you send your army to other countries and kill inocent people... Oh yea.. and try posting the right flag you stupid cooter... And one other thing... Iceland is not coverd with ice you limp-dicked redneck.. that's Greenland... you better get your facts right...
                                                        Last edited by James Hutchins; 04-07-2010, 11:01 AM. Reason: Crossed out potty mouth words

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                                                          • True Disciple
                                                            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                                            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                                            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Nov 2009
                                                            • 2445
                                                            #1725
                                                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                                            Originally posted by Roastbeef View Post
                                                            hahahaha... you guys are retards... I dare you to give me a proof that God excists... Cuz he doesn't... Dumbass's !!!! You say we are satists and mock us for not having an army... Yet you send your army to other countries and kill inocent people... Oh yea.. and try posting the right flag you stupid cooter... And one other thing... Iceland is not coverd with ice you limp-dicked redneck.. that's Greenland... you better get your facts right...
                                                            Reading the thread might be a good idea next time, you blabbering retard. Then you might have noticed that all of your objections have been answered dozens of times already.

                                                            And proofs that God is real can be found here.
                                                            Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                                            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                                            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                                            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                                            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                                            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                                            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                                            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                                            Amen.

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