[Brother Alex]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

And since you mention the penis museum, Adam and Eve strolled around naked, only after having taken a bite of the forbidden fruit did they feel shame and cover themselves from their own God, which outcasted them from Eden.

We are born naked, the Penis is a part of how GOD made some of us, and he intended us to be nude. Please read the Bible better.

That does not mean that we're supposed to make museums devoted to worshiping the phallus. The LORD is our God, not the phallus.

[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I think you're mistaken. Did you mean:

Lev. 19
[15] Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honour the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Brother Hand, you are correct. The Good Lord has commanded all True Christians(R) to judge the unrepentant sinner, non believers and false Christians.
I find it quite amusing that this person states that the Bible is taught to them in school, yet he/she does not even know what is written within the pages of the Bible.

This here is the reason people don't like religious groups... Ignorance for the most part...

I can agree with you on that statement, you are quite ignorant of the contents of the Bible.

[PaganIce]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I'll remove myself from this topic now.

God bless.

[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

We are born naked, the Penis is a part of how GOD made some of us, and he intended us to be nude. Please read the Bible better.

The Bible contradicts that, friend:

Genesis 3:21:
Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD God make coats of skins, and clothed them.

It is true that God created man without clothes, but after the Fall of Man, the situation clearly had changed. Otherwise, why didn't God reprimand Adam for worrying about his nakedness? He didn't, in fact, He even made clothes for them to cover their nakedness, which, as you see if you read Genesis thoroughly, is the first thing God creates after He created the woman. God's opinion on nakedness is very clear here.

Please read the Bible better.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I'll remove myself from this topic now.

Why only this topic?

[Malaysia_Christian]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

My argument against you guys are quite simple and straightforward.

My God carries a hammer... and your God was nailed to a tree.

Cheers

Your god carries a hammer.

Our God judge your god who carries a hammer.

Our God give us right to be His children.

Oh by the way, our God created your god who carries a hammer that our God created as well.

[Atlandic_123]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Why only this topic?

I feel sorry for you guy´s, you think you have the right to judge and you feel your above everyone else not paying 10% to your party.

Shame on you, but keep on entertaining us from the forbidden country's there are new joining the group every day just remember your a minority group of "people"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I feel sorry for you guy´s, you think you have the right to judge and you feel your above everyone else not paying 10% to your party.

Shame on you, but keep on entertaining us from the forbidden country's there are new joining the group every day just remember your a minority group of "people"

Why are you still here, demon? Is there any reason why you shouldn't be banned?

[The Hand]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I feel sorry for you guy´s, you think you have the right to judge and you feel your above everyone else not paying 10% to your party.

Pss. 37
[28] For the LORD loveth judgment, and forsaketh not his saints; they are preserved for ever: but the seed of the wicked shall be cut off.
[29] The righteous shall inherit the land, and dwell therein for ever.
[30] The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
[31] The law of his God is in his heart; none of his steps shall slide.
[32] The wicked watcheth the righteous, and seeketh to slay him.
[33] The LORD will not leave him in his hand, nor condemn him when he is judged.
[34] Wait on the LORD, and keep his way, and he shall exalt thee to inherit the land: when the wicked are cut off, thou shalt see it.

Shame on you, but keep on entertaining us from the forbidden country's there are new joining the group every day just remember your a minority group of "people"

There is no shame in following The LORD's word. Indeed, there is only shame in NOT following it.

Heaven and Hell are certain. Make your choice.

[Levi Jones]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Bjork vs. God! Guess Who wins?

[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

That woman's voice reminds me of fingernails on a chalk board.

[Atlandic_123]

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Bjork vs. God! Guess Who wins?

My God you placed link to "delves" voice on your forum i´m sure "pastor" Eskimo will send you an infraction for this, he gave me one for see below.

You have received an complementary infraction
Reason: Being a sassy-mouthed eskimo savage hahahahahhahahahaha

Thank God you have humor despite your narrow minded "brain"

hahahahahahhahahaah

Ps. I hope i get another infraction from "pastor" Eskimo Ezekiel who is BTW "EX" WANKER like most of you are. Hahahahahahahahahah

Jesus i´m having fun thank god for humor.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Jesus i´m having fun thank god for humor.

Thank you for going to provide us with eternal entertainment by burning in Hell!

[CuriousGuy]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

GOD HATES ICELAND!



The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

I am very sorry if anyone feels i am bringing this old topic up without need but after some random Googling i just really wanted to ask a few questions and clarify a few things.

First of all I am Icelandic, Second i am a semi-active christian, going to church every Sunday when i can and reading one chapter of the bible every week. But overall i dont like to think of life like it was simply given to us to worship God (thats rather egotistic really)

Anyway lets get to it.

First of all like there has probably so many times been said here, thats the Norwegian flag, there are like 5 other country's with the same style of flag but in different colors, and i can fully certain whoever reads this that when they decided on the flags design (which was about 2000-3000 years ago before Christ) they obviously did not think of Jesus on the cross and insulting him, cause for Heaven's sake he wasnt even born (In human flesh).
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They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!

I think roughly 5% of the Icelandic community are Atheist or Ásatrúar which is the icelandic word for the "pagan Viking God worshippers" TOGETHER. There is practically no difference between Lutherans and Baptists, expect they want freedom to explore the words of God on they're own, without having to meaninglessly paying money. There used to be Baptists churches, but after people discovered Lutherian ones they simply thought it was an easier way to serve the Lord's word.

God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.

Oooh there are so many wrong statements in this. 12% (and lowering with each year) has Glaciers on it or the "Ice" you referred to. Volcano's are not connected to Hell in anyway, there are pictures of long inactive volcanoes, BOTTOMS, nope no hell there, geysers is simply water heated by "tubes" of lava and magma. In short Iceland is no Gateway to hell (i think its either on the North/South Pole on in the middle of the Earth near Africa, explaining they're horrible lands and voodo, pagan and idiotic believe of spirits in inanimate objects)

God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.

God did certainly not bankrupt us, it was a very stupid sinful man who gambled and stole our money, and then asked for more from other country's. For the past 3-5 months we have been recovering well, id say by the end of the year we will be rather close to our former glory.


The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! (Figure of speech) BJORK?! REALLY! That tired retarded old hag? She is as good as dead to us. Not for being the "face" of Iceland, no cause she actually was not that very well known here, she simply appeared a lot in other country's which lead to us discovering her blasted existence. I was 10 by the time i learned of her existence and music, my first thought? piffle off and stop singing. National folk hero my ass!

They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

This i still dont get. The only biological difference between a man and a woman is they're muscle structure some parts of they're bodies (reproductive area) and 0.8% of the brain (according to most article, it sometimes goes up all the way to 6%, showing us that the Brain is a mysterious thing). Basically tough women are basically no different then men, and i can promise you that within the next years females of high rank in governing will rise big time.

They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.

Obama this, change that, piffle him, again most of us normal people did not know who he was until he became president of the US or for a extremely low number of us, when he appeared in animated shows such as The Simpsons or South Park. We dont care what the hell America is doing, as long as you dont bother us with war we dont care. Anyway, if God would see 2 certain people on the planet, one is a pacifist how does not like violence but likes peace to pray, another is a violent savage who loves to beat everything he sees to a pulp, but like the pacifist he like to have a little peace to pray, which of these two will go to heaven and which of them to hell, Pacifist = Heaven, Savage = Hell. So yeah God would obviously favor a country with no army rather then a country who does have one and is thus ready to take thousands to millions of lives, which is against God's word.

Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

I prefer to keep away from these kinds of things, you cant bend free will, gay's can marry if they want, no one is suppose to say no to anyone about something like this, thats the great thing about freedom

Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!

No we dont. The museum is simply showcasing the old and foolish believe of magic and pagan Viking gods that was practiced before Iceland was introduced to Christianity. No Witchcraft or Sorcery, those are for harmless fairy tale books like Harry Potter, no connection to Satan since they knew not of his existence.

But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

Should we not glorify Gods creation and what he made for the job of making his Children, no not really, i cant remember why but some crazy lady made this museum in her own house and then some rich person thought this would make a good tourist attraction.
We are not sex-obsessed, only 300+ thousand, there are geograpically smaller country's with millions of people, we are far from sex-obsessed, Africa, India and China has in combonation of little access to protection and sex-obsessity has truly become overpopulated (Note that all three of these country's do largely not worship God)

ll people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

*sigh* Basically every country in the world except America and and Isreal, yeah this is the only moment on how im gonna tell you how extremely stupid anyone who believes this exact statement is. Everything else was simply misinformation, pure American ignorance to think your only your country accepts Jesus Christ as they're savior.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

tl;dr blah blah blah

1. Your questions and comments are nothing new. In fact, if you go back and read through the thread you'll find hundreds of your fellow eskimo savage brethren asking and saying the exact same stuff as you just did.
2. Also, if you go back, you will find our answers to all of your questions.

Please only comment unless you have something original to add to the discussion. We've already settled it: GOD HATES ICELAND. There is nothing you can say that will sway the Almighty's decision. Your country's fate is in His hands.

Better start repenting, sinner!