[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Complaining would be one of my best abilities, yes. And no, my parents never married funnily enough, so they were never divorced.
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No surprise there. A bastard child. It shows.

[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

See, I wouldn't complain unless it were for the sole fact that it is for an unjust reason (something that you people should consider seriously). I do not intend to troll, merely return the actions that you have committed upon others.

How could your message in any way be taken seriously? I expressed my concern about the recent infestation with rambling eskimoes we are currently coping with, and proposed an explanation. Why are you all here?

You responded with a witless attempt at humour typical of a cynical iglo-dweller who has nothing other than his huskies to talk to.

You might have got an infraction for that as well. The Pastors, tolerant as always, decided to be not too harsh to you, and only gave you a warning.

Then I shall claim it as righteous judgment. Any complaints to that, too? If there are, then True Disciple (Who is a True Christian™) is also worthy of this infraction.

Your judgment isn't righteous, as you do not follow the other parts of the Book Brother Cranky quoted from. As I do follow those guidelines, I am Biblically Correct when I judge you and declare you a hateful, godless, gibbering, boring eskimo.

[Brushfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

God only wants us to try and Save© those that want to be Saved© and are deserving of being Saved©.
Heathens are like alcoholics. Pointless to be involved with them unless they want to repent.

That statement makes sense, so fair enough. The one thing I will ask is: so what do you think of evangelists that go knocking door-to-door attempting people to convert faith? Are they lost too?

I don't wish to repent, nor do I want to go against any of it. I like to remain open-minded and remember the clear possibility that God exists, even if I don't openly support a faith.

By the way, what's the © sign about?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

The one thing I will ask is: so what do you think of evangelists that go knocking door-to-door attempting people to convert faith? Are they lost too?

That depends on if they are True Christians.

[Brushfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

No surprise there. A bastard child. It shows.

That is my parents choice, not mine. I cannot control their actions.

How could your message in any way be taken seriously? I expressed my concern about the recent infestation with rambling eskimoes we are currently coping with, and proposed an explanation. Why are you all here?

You responded with a witless attempt at humour typical of a cynical iglo-dweller who has nothing other than his huskies to talk to.

You might have got an infraction for that as well. The Pastors, tolerant as always, decided to be not too harsh to you, and only gave you a warning.



Your judgment isn't righteous, as you do not follow the other parts of the Book Brother Cranky quoted from. As I do follow those guidelines, I am Biblically Correct when I judge you and declare you a hateful, godless, gibbering, boring eskimo.

Oh, I guess we're here because someone posted this thread on another forum. I don't intend to join in their trolling, though.

Now now, I don't think it was an entirely witness attempt at humour. Also, huskies are really cute dogs, I wouldn't mind only having them to talk to.

I did get an infraction for that as well. Sorry, different forum software's use warnings/infractions.

Then your declaration is correct, with the exception of the final part. I am not an eskimo. I don't consider myself hateful, either.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

That statement makes sense, so fair enough. The one thing I will ask is: so what do you think of evangelists that go knocking door-to-door attempting people to convert faith? Are they lost too?

I don't wish to repent, nor do I want to go against any of it. I like to remain open-minded and remember the clear possibility that God exists, even if I don't openly support a faith.

By the way, what's the © sign about?

We do not condemn people we do not know. Everyone gets the benefit of the doubt. So you have to meet every person and make a learned opinion. Though there are times when based on knowledge, there are places it is pointless to even speak to the inhabitants (like France).


Son, either you believe in Him or you do not. God will strike a fence sitter. At least with a God Hater, He knows where you stand. Based on your comment, you really have no reason to be here other than disrupt us.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

That is my parents choice, not mine. I cannot control their actions.



Oh, I guess we're here because someone posted this thread on another forum. I don't intend to join in their trolling, though.

Now now, I don't think it was an entirely witness attempt at humour. Also, huskies are really cute dogs, I wouldn't mind only having them to talk to.

I did get an infraction for that as well. Sorry, different forum software's use warnings/infractions.

Then your declaration is correct, with the exception of the final part. I am not an eskimo. I don't consider myself hateful, either.

Son, now I am worried. Are you aware that dogs cannot talk? They can only sense the presence of the Devil.

[Brushfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Son, either you believe in Him or you do not. God will strike a fence sitter

Do you have a passage for this too?

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Do you have a passage for this too?

Why should I bother, you do not care about God.

[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

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By the way, what's the © sign about?

Little slut lady that is the last thing you need to worry about. The fact that you are destine for hell should be at the front of all your thinking. Satan will enjoy having a play thing like you. If I may make a small suggestion get right with Jesus.

[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Do you have a passage for this too?

Almost a Bible full of them. We are not your archivists; open a Bible and read it for yourself.

[Danielle Eau Rouge]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I am sorry to intervene on this righteous topic, but I believe the reason SAAB failed in America is because not only it is a Demonic Vehicle favored by Child Molesters (alongside the Acura NSX), it was designed and built in this Godless demonic island of atheists who worship pagan Viking gods too!

What else could we expect from a country that elects women as prime ministers to rule over men? Thank the Dear Lord they are now bankrupt and condemned to driving these front wheel drive turbo death traps for life, while we can enjoy God's love for Detroit's own steel.

Can someone explain to me why on Earth these Viking Trolls misplaced the ignition switch on the center of their cars, between the seats, when God clearly intended it to be placed on the steering column?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Did your husband give you permission to post to this forum?

[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I am sorry to intervene on this righteous topic, but I believe the reason SAAB failed in America is because not only it is a Demonic Vehicle favored by Child Molesters (alongside the Acura NSX), it was designed and built in this Godless demonic island of atheists who worship pagan Viking gods too!

What else could we expect from a country that elects women as prime ministers to rule over men? Thank the Dear Lord they are now bankrupt and condemned to driving these front wheel drive turbo death traps for life, while we can enjoy God's love for Detroit's own steel.

Can someone explain to me why on Earth these Viking Trolls misplaced the ignition switch on the center of their cars, between the seats, when God clearly intended it to be placed on the steering column?

While you are right about many things there, you still aren't obeying forum guidelines. Please introduce yourself at the introduction forum, then we can continue.

[Jedah Dohma]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Son, now I am worried. Are you aware that dogs cannot talk? They can only sense the presence of the Devil.

One speaks of talking to a dog metaphorically, as if to keep company such as a brotherly bond or a counsel when no one else is there. Since a dog cannot actually "speak" back in the Human sense of the word, their bark or howl does suffice if they look at you when they do so. For some it brings the same joy when time comes around.

Hardly the devil, you merely misinterpret.