[JonSveinsson]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Don't you americans go to school? Where have you heard this propaganda bullshit that Iceland is an Gateway to hell?
It's an STORY, FANTASY.... And the part that you say "Most icelanders are atheist or worship pagan Viking gods"... What?! There's only an few that worship Viking gods, And there's probably more americans that does.
And you don't mock Bjork, not after every piffleing nutcase that your "glorious" country have produced, when you don't even know what flag Iceland has.... It's the Norwegian flag, dumbass. And the part that we don't have an army, we don't need an army, there's no one that wants to fight us except some redneck cult in the middle of nowhere. And our health care is WAY better then yours, people should get the same help at hospitals, no matter how thick their wallet is. And where the hell have you heard that we
"promote witchcraft and sorcery . They worship Satan and preform rituals that animates trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding."
Just go and make this an suicide cult, you will make the world an happier place to live in.

And Jesus was ARABIC! NOT born as an "supernatural" in the US. He was born in Bethlehem, your piffleing imbecile.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

No, you got the first one for :

Reason: Practicing occultism (science or other) on GOD's favorite forum
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You are wrong, child. Go back to your iglue and eat blubber.

You got the second for being a vain repeater.


And now you just earned QT.

[Kolski-999]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You guys are just silly, delusional hillbillies

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You guys are just silly, delusional hillbillies

Aren't you just a fountain of intelligence. Tell me, what makes you think we are 'hillbillies'? (This ought to be rather amusing)

[starri]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

First the icelandic flag

second we don't hate god, it doesn't bother us that Jesus died for lack of ambition..

third well the penis museum is a wonderful place, I mean a whale penis reaches up to 8 feet, nothing wrong with that..

fourth I for one both own and have read the bible, it holds an honorary place on my bookshelf next to the Koran and HC Andersen.

fifth your obsession with Bjork is a tad strange but I won't judge you for it..

sixth you will all be welcome in Iceland any day of the week, I'll personally walk you through our wonderful sulphuric gardens unless ofc it's polar bear time and then ofc I'll be to busy dancing my fertility dances preparing for the rituals..
with love and tolerance

Amen and have a nice day
S.Starri
*** satanic address deleted ***

[bonusfedgar]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Well this reading is quite funny I must admit! good ol' comedy here on these forums

First of all...

Hail to all my Viking brothers that are now lost off these forums, you all served well for our GODS and were lost in battle, gone but never forgotten

BUT now onto you "relogous" forum members, I must say that you don't seem to be religious at all!

You talk about Iceland and that it is the gateway to hell ? have you never seen a picture of the earth ? they have pictures that show how the earth is on the inside you know ? How could there be a place called hell underneath the earth when the earth is a planet amongst BILLIONS og other planets ? is hell then another planet ?

here is a picture of the earth...

Now...

you are in fact racist! you are infact disgusting!

I am a proud VIKING and I am sure I will get lost in this battle becouse we all know that noone can say anything you don't approve on, right ?

Apple users gay ? come on seriously ? are you really this ignorant ?

I can't help but laugh at you people on these forums!

I will not banter more this time, or another time becouse I'm sure I will get lost within 2 minutes of this message...

But I will tell you this!!!

If all good people that worship your lord go to heaven than they must be playing golf and drinking whine all day right ?

If that is the case in the afterlife then I would much rather go to hell, drink the finest rum, smoke the finest cigars and laugh with Sir George Carlin.

And while I remember...

[starri]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

and thanks guys, you have proved that sarcasm is indeed living and well in the USA, you made my day

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

First the icelandic flag
<<<<<<< Satanic Image Deleted - Mgmnt. >>>>>>

second we don't hate god, it doesn't bother us that Jesus died for lack of ambition..

third well the ****** museum is a wonderful place, I mean a whale ***** reaches up to 8 feet, nothing wrong with that..

fourth I for one both own and have read the bible, it holds an honorary place on my bookshelf next to the Koran and HC Andersen.

fifth your obsession with Bjork is a tad strange but I won't judge you for it..

sixth you will all be welcome in Iceland any day of the week, I'll personally walk you through our wonderful sulphuric gardens unless ofc it's polar bear time and then ofc I'll be to busy dancing my fertility dances preparing for the rituals..
with love and tolerance

Amen and have a nice day
S.Starri
*** satanic address deleted ***

First-Satanic images are not allowed, thanks!

Second-Sorry you hate God. I know living among sulfur pits is merely a prelude for what is to come when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.
Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

Third-Mammal genitals (excuse me ladies) has no place being flaunted. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Fourth-I am sure it is not a real Bible, probably a salad bar version made all cutesy. A real KJV1611 Bible would of forced those syphilitic monstrosities onto the floor.

Fifth-No obsession, just disgusted with the perverted abomination and it permeates. We really want to keep humanity safe.

Sixth-You keep dancing next to the sulfur pits. I am sure eventually, a glob of boiling sulfur will hit its' mark.

We are blessed by your persecution.

YIC
JH

[bonusfedgar]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

............... Too poorly written to read......... Sorry.

Terrific picture, tell me, did you get that with your cell phone?
How did you slice the planet? What did you do with the dirt?
When you exposed Hell, did you burn your fingers?
Wasn't it scary seeiong all those tormented souls? Did you see your family?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

A real picture of the world:

[angelic]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Dear people, it saddens me to see and read all this hatred. Aren't we all supposed to be brothers and sisters, doesn't the bible teach us to love our neighbour? Jesus never walked around judging people, showed hatred nor called people names! It actually discusts me to read from "GOD loving" people such nastiness! Icelandic people are good people who do not deserve to be spoken about or to in this way. I hope the people that hold out this site show courage and delete this forsaken link as it is shameful, I hope you ask God for forgiveness tonight before you go to bed as you have not been the christians you should be and god will be ashamed of you!

[Wide-Open]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Jesus never walked around judging people, showed hatred nor called people names!

Wut? Friend, he even cursed fig trees!

Psalm 105:33
He smote their vines also and their fig trees; and brake the trees of their coasts.

That was when he was in a good mood though...

Matthew 23:33
Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

Now you were saying?

[Prikster]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Atleast have the right flag if you are going to mock us like that you nice people*.

*Edited for content

[angelic]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I'm saying that I was brought up believing loving, respecting and accepting all the people in the world, with all their faults no matter what colour they are or religion they belong to. Maybe I'm being naive but I never believed I would see such hatred coming from people. It just saddens me. All I want to see people love and respect each other. But I guess I won't find that on this forum...