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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by The One View Post
    Canadians...

    unarmed Americans with social welfare.
    And snow. Don't forget snow.

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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by satansoffspring View Post


      Really? Do you really think it's ok to [excrete] out iceland that way? doesen't god love all his children? i belive he placed iceland there for a reason. Only god can be the judge, you have no power. America is no better than iceland in any way. Do you want to be judged based on americas mistakes? Well Bill Clinton used to be your president. you must be a [lady of the night]... am i right?
      Don't listen to these idiots, kid. They will not listen to reason. Trust me, I grew up among them in Freehold, I know this. They do not know love.
      An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

      And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
        Don't listen to these idiots, kid. They will not listen to reason. Trust me, I grew up among them in Freehold, I know this. They do not know love.
        At least we don't rape trees under the cover of darkness.

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
          At least we don't rape trees under the cover of darkness.
          We do NOT rape trees, you sicko! Trees are quite sensitive creatures, and they need our tender love and care. The average tree has ten times as much spirit as you have!
          An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

          And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


          Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
            We do NOT rape trees, you sicko! Trees are quite sensitive creatures, and they need our tender love and care.
            So you 'make love' to them instead? Pass me a sick bag, shrub-humper!
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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
              So you 'make love' to them instead? Pass me a sick bag, shrub-humper!
              Why is it that you christians have so much trouble distinguishing love from lust?
              An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

              And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


              Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
                Why is it that you christians have so much trouble distinguishing love from lust?
                Isn't it your own avatar that shows a naked harlot surrounded by the very plants she victimized?
                Leviticus 26:15-16
                And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
                  Why is it that you christians have so much trouble distinguishing love from lust?
                  What does that have to do with God hating Iceland?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Read all about it HERE, demon.
                    But every single theory on that page is supported by only one thing: The Bible. And seeing as I don't believe in the Bible, I most certainly don't believe that article.
                    Lev 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                    I Cor 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

                    I Cor 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

                    I Cor 6:2-3 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by TheSatanicViewpoint View Post
                      But every single theory on that page is supported by only one thing: The Bible. And seeing as I don't believe in the Bible, I most certainly don't believe that article.
                      Then why are you here, demon? This is a Christian forum.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by A Follower View Post
                        Isn't it your own avatar that shows a naked harlot surrounded by the very plants she victimized?
                        Naked? You've never seen me skyclad, of course, Follower. Well, I can't blame you, as you probably never have seen any bared female bodily part aside from the head and hands, and had intercourse with your wife in a completely dark room in order not to be tempted by the "demons of lust." Like a real True Christian(tm).
                        An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

                        And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


                        Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          What does that have to do with God hating Iceland?
                          The Moon Goddess certainly doesn't hate Iceland. Eskimoes actually live a lot closer to nature than you do, Zeke, so you can learn a lot from them.

                          I'm just trying to tell these eskimo viking people, who actually are a lot nicer than you are, that there is no bearded sky tyrant who is going to blast them out of their igloes any moment.
                          An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

                          And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


                          Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post

                            Internet is invented in Hell? You are confusing Hell with CERN. CERN is located in Switzerland, which is not Hell.
                            And you are confusing dan browns novels with facts.

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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by Captain Oblivious View Post
                              And you are confusing dan browns novels with facts.
                              Even though Dan Brown is a hellbound papist who comes up with some bizarre ideas (the thought of Jesus fornicating with that whore Mary Magdelene for example), one thing he is correct on is that CERN is in Switzerland.

                              Tell me then, if CERN is not in Switzerland, then where is it?

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                Seriously. Are you the best your little iceberg has to offer?
                                no he is not, and i for one am almost ashamed to call myself Icelandic after that little twat opened his mouth. the best we have to offer is strength any male Icelander over the age of 18 can take on any american and win in unarmed combat, we have shown the world that the strength of Thor is still in our blood, Jón Páll Sigmarsson he won the worlds strongest man 4 times, Magnum Ver did the same. A feat that no american has ever done.

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