[Brother Alex]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You spoke it yourself just moments ago, proof is below.

As for threatening you, I simply offered you to discuss your views vs. mine a mano e mano.

I only spoke it to prove to you that I was born on this cursed land. I shall never speak it again with God as my witness. As we all know, the American language is God's favorite language and thus shall we speak that language from now on.

I have tried to be kind and friendly with you but your hate towards us Christians is just too strong. I have no interest in discussing my religious views with eskimo drug dealers who threaten to shoot me for what I believe in.

Enjoy your stay in hell.

[Brother Alex]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

And we Icelanders have the most beautiful women in the world and most of us have thin Athletic bodies because it's god's Punishment???

The Icelandic women are nothing but filthy harlots and should be put to death according to God's law.

[Purkur]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I have tried to be kind and friendly with you but your hate towards us Christians is just too strong. I have no interest in discussing my religious views with eskimo drug dealers who threaten to shoot me for what I believe in.

Enjoy your stay in hell.

I don't hate Christians, My parents are Christians and i Love them and they Love me too. They don' say that i will burn in hell just because I'm not a Christian. Becasue they are Honest people with pure heart and not so full of hate as you are.
Don't judge people by their beliefs

The Icelandic women are nothing but filthy harlots and should be put to death according to God's law.

You just say that because none of them want's to sleep with you...haha

[Icelandic Atheist]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I only spoke it to prove to you that I was born on this cursed land. I shall never speak it again with God as my witness. As we all know, the American language is God's favorite language and thus shall we speak that language from now on.

I have tried to be kind and friendly with you but your hate towards us Christians is just too strong. I have no interest in discussing my religious views with eskimo drug dealers who threaten to shoot me for what I believe in.

Enjoy your stay in hell.

American lanhuage ? You mean english which is derived from the old Nordic languages. And American was brought to you by the English.

Lawyered.

And I don't hate christians, I have several priests in my close family as well as a bishop, I just don't believe.

As for shooting you, that's a weak mans way to kill. You use your fists.

Ta ta!

[Brother Alex]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I don't hate Christians, My parents are Christians and i Love them and they Love me too. They don' say that i will burn in hell just because I'm not a Christian.

Then they are not True Christians™

Romans 8:9:
Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

2 Peter 2:2
And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.

You just say that because none of them want's to sleep with you...haha

I have a beautiful wife and two sons. Whether those filthy harlots want to sleep with me or not, I simply don't care for God strictly forbids adultery.

Leviticus 20:10
And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

[Brother Alex]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

As for shooting you, that's a weak mans way to kill. You use your fists.

Menn eins og þig, fólk eins og þau [ættir að lesa reynslusögur sumra sem hafa tilheyrt þessum hópi], ætti einfaldlega að stilla upp við húsvegg og skjóta.

A translation of your words:

Men like you, people like them [You should read the stories of some who belong to this group] should simply be lined up against a wall and shot to death.

I'd take this as a serious threat towards Christianity. You're clearly not trying to hide your feelings towards us Christians, your hate is very strong. What did we ever do to you besides following God's true word?

[Northern]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

The link to this thread was posted at a webpage that mainly teenagers hang out at to chat and share information.

I am Icelandic and a very happy to be "heathen"
I must say I find this forum very funny.. and to post a picture of the Norwegian flag

I truly hope you ppl see past this fundamentalism. If you are true christians and I am a evil heathen that will burn in hell... well then from where I stand (and 99% of my nation) say "christians" are evil and you will burn in "hell" not that hell is real. God is kind and a loving.

You guys are no better than fundamentalist muslims. (just had to use this smile)

[Brother Enoch]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I must say I find this forum very funny.. and to post a picture of the Norwegian flag

Whatever. All five of your viking nations (Norway, Denmark, Finland, Sweden, Iceland) combined have 1/20th the population of God's Favorite Country, America. You knew how to conquer (unarmed seaside fishing villages) a thousand years ago, but you never learned to breed. Must be because your naughty bits are hiding from the cold.

[atheist92]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Because God created Holy Americans and worthless Icelanders. He created both the good and bad. The Bible tells us this.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

As for why you are not God's chosen people, the Bible makes it clear the the faithful will be rewarded for their beliefs. Considering how much Iceland is suffering, it is clear that God does indeed hate you.

History tells otherwise...in fact it was the Icelander Leifur Eiríksson who discovered America, and the fact that you think it was Christopher Columbus is just funny.

And Don't try to reason that god zapped all of us down and we all started walking, cooking and buying worthless shares in lame ass companies.

I almost forgot the native Americans or the Indians, they where cheated, slayed and walked over by the pilgrims and the other guys(don't remember there name). Icelanders have never gone to war and Americans have never missed one. If that does not say something about our differences you can fuck me sideways and call me a bitch.

[heimskingjar]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Whatever. All five of your viking nations (Norway, Denmark, Finland, Sweden, Iceland) combined have 1/20th the population of God's Favorite Country, America. You knew how to conquer (unarmed seaside fishing villages) a thousand years ago, but you never learned to breed. Must be because your naughty bits are hiding from the cold.

USA gods favorite country? either are you retarded or stupid troll....

i don't remember it saying in the bible that God loves USA the most of all.

[atheist92]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

We are fat because God has blessed us. Since we are such a Godly nation, we have been rewarded. I, myself am 295 pounds.

Proverbs 28:25 He that putteth his trust in the LORD shall be made fat.

Psalm 92:12-14 The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree ... they shall be fat and flourishing.

That seams unnecessary, "god" gave us rich fishing grounds and with it our main export. We can feed our self and others, like Jesus on that hill with that bread. Icelanders are not fat are at least not as fat as Americans, thanks to our fish. You can thank McDonalds.

[Petal]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Icelanders are not fat are at least not as fat as Americans, thanks to our fish. You can thank McDonalds.

you just jeelous cuz you not rich like us, we eats McDonalds all the times an you so pore you eats your foods wiv no fries an no coke an your fish not in a buns

[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

American lanhuage ? You mean english which is derived from the old Nordic languages. And American was brought to you by the English.

What does that matter? God has just taken a lot of time (about 4000 years) to perfect His Favorite Language since the Tower Of Babel was abandoned.

And the modern Nordic Languages are derivatives of the ancient Nordic Languages the same way English and American are. In fact, the language most closely related to English nowadays is Frisian, which is spoken in the Northern Netherlands.

And I don't hate christians, I have several priests in my close family as well as a bishop, I just don't believe.

They are probably a lutherans, like many of you eskimoes are. Lutherans are NOT christians!

As for shooting you, that's a weak mans way to kill. You use your fists.

I truly hope you ppl see past this fundamentalism. If you are true christians and I am a evil heathen that will burn in hell... well then from where I stand (and 99% of my nation) say "christians" are evil and you will burn in "hell" not that hell is real. God is kind and a loving.

Yes, God certainly is. However, He is also very just, and does not let sin exist unchecked. That's why he tortures sinners like you for eternity in Hell, with tears in His Loving Eyes.

History tells otherwise...in fact it was the Icelander Leifur Eiríksson who discovered America, and the fact that you think it was Christopher Columbus is just funny.

We know some viking shipwrecked once on the coast of Canuckistan. However, using your logic, your barbarian would not have discovered America, but the injuns would have done that when they arrived in the first place from Siberia.

Columbus was the one who made the discovery of America known to the True Americans(tm), who were still living in England at that time.

I almost forgot the native Americans or the Indians, they where cheated, slayed and walked over by the pilgrims and the other guys(don't remember there name). Icelanders have never gone to war and Americans have never missed one. If that does not say something about our differences you can piffle me sideways and call me a bitch.

Yes, it certainly says something about our differences. We claimed the country God gave us, as He deemed us worthy over the unworthy Red Man to care for His Favorite Country, America.

And yes, we take our responsibility when evil people wage wars around the globe. It is our God-given duty to take care of all that Godly Oil God put under the ground where the towelheads live, as He destined these riches for His Chosen People, the True Americans(tm).

And no, I have no intention to "piffle you sideways." I honestly wouldn't know how to do that, friend.

you just jeelous cuz you not rich like us, we eats McDonalds all the times an you so pore you eats your foods wiv no fries an no coke an your fish not in a buns

Indeed, Petal! The eskimo was just raging about how awful it is to spend your entire life in an iglo eating penguins!

[Brother Alex]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

you just jeelous cuz you not rich like us, we eats McDonalds all the times an you so pore you eats your foods wiv no fries an no coke an your fish not in a buns

Icelanders are so poor they don't even have McDonalds anymore. It closed down few weeks ago since nobody could afford a meal.

[Icelandic Atheist]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

A translation of your words:



I'd take this as a serious threat towards Christianity. You're clearly not trying to hide your feelings towards us Christians, your hate is very strong. What did we ever do to you besides following God's true word?

If you consider one man to be a threat to a whole religion, then maybe your foundations aren't as strong as they should be.

I do not hate anyone, I simply consider your beliefs to be wrong, just as you consider the beliefs of lutherians and atheists to be wrong.

Ignorance is an ill-fitting suit.