[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

its just a beautiful little get away close to home. Im In Australia at the moment for work reasons
I live in NY

You bet, I lived in NY my entire life, New Jersey is a garden spot compared to that cesspool. What do you know about a beautiful get away, you have never visited Freehold IA. This is truly God's country.

[Perfumly]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Please take a look at THIS on how we know which Bible version is the true Word of God.



While the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

I'm not asking you how you know YOUR bible or whatever is true. I'm asking you how you believe in works of literature that started from things with no historical evidence or factual basis.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Perfume, have you even read the KJV Bible? Stories of Jesus abound. The incredible insights, awareness and love.

[Perfumly]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Perfume, have you even read the KJV Bible? Stories of Jesus abound. The incredible insights, awareness and love.

I agree that there are many good tales from the bible. Does that mean you should take the bible and literally interpret on everything? No. Many stories in the bible are symbolic.
Also, how do you know that this bible is a correct translation? The first bible we had is translated from another bible from a language that no one has spoken for over a thousand years.

[American_man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You bet, I lived in NY my entire life, New Jersey is a garden spot compared to that cesspool. What do you know about a beautiful get away, you have never visited Freehold IA. This is truly God's country.

I Havent been to freehold. My wifes cousin lives close by there.

[lightseeker]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

its just a beautiful little get away close to home. Im In Australia at the moment for work reasons
I live in NY

Like I said. You even go to kangaroo land, thats next door to New Zooland. You will burn with the other scum of those lands.

[American_man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Like I said. You even go to kangaroo land, thats next door to New Zooland. You will burn with the other scum of those lands.

wow, calm down. Im here for 2 weeks for work reasons. Believe it or not, I am yet to see a Kangaroo

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I agree that there are many good tales from the bible. Does that mean you should take the bible and literally interpret on everything?

Yes, exactly!

No. Many stories in the bible are symbolic.

Wrong, some of the stories are parables, created to show the simple man a point. Did you understand?

Also, how do you know that this bible is a correct translation? The first bible we had is translated from another bible from a language that no one has spoken for over a thousand years.

God would not allow it to be a bad translation.

I know 'huevo' means egg. Cerveza means beer.
Taste the same, lost nothig in the translation.

[American_man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

GOD HATES ICELAND!

The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

Its true. some americans have NO IDEA about the outside world. You my good friend are a perfect example of that by using the NORWEGIAN flag saying "ICELAND"
Seriouisly. WHen u took that image im sure it said NORWAY
YOU PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD ITS NOT FUNNY!!!
THIS IS THE FLAG OF ICELAND

MAY YOU BURN IN THE PITTS OF HELL FOR LYING TO EVERYONE. GOD WILL PUNISH YOU!!! GOD DOESNT LIKE PEOPLE WHO LYE!!!

[Perfumly]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Yes, exactly!


Wrong, some of the stories are parables, created to show the simple man a point. Did you understand?


God would not allow it to be a bad translation.

I know 'huevo' means egg. Cerveza means beer.
Taste the same, lost nothig in the translation.

That's because Spanish is still a spoken language you buffoon.
Also it's juevo.

[lightseeker]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Its true. some americans have NO IDEA about the outside world. You my good friend are a perfect example of that by using the NORWEGIAN flag saying "ICELAND"
Seriouisly. WHen u took that image im sure it said NORWAY
YOU PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY piffleED UP IN THE HEAD ITS NOT FUNNY!!!
THIS IS THE FLAG OF ICELAND

MAY YOU BURN IN THE PITTS OF HELL FOR LYING TO EVERYONE. GOD WILL PUNISH YOU!!! GOD DOESNT LIKE PEOPLE WHO LYE!!!

Then stop and leve the truth to those who recocnize it and accept it from GOD and the Bible.

[Perfumly]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

fuckin sweet i get a pink name

[Perfumly]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Oh wow you guys are good. After reading some other threads it's obvious this forum is satire.
I've been trolled, I'll go ahead and leave now.

[GlenOfTranquility]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Being a Scot, it seems that I'm automatically dammed.

I have a genuine question for all of the believers here. Didn't Jesus preach that we were to love our enemies, and to "do unto others as you would have others do unto you"? I don't remember from bible school, there being any limits or special conditions as to who this applied to.

So why the hatred and bile against those who are different to you, or who don't have your beliefs?

I've spent quite a bit of time in the U.S, more specifically in NC and really can't reconcile the attitudes I see on this thread, with the church going Americans that I have socialized with. I have typically found most Americans to be kind, honest and extremely friendly, and this really does confuse me when I read the reactions to Iceland and its inhabitants.

[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I have a genuine question for all of the believers here. Didn't Jesus preach that we were to love our enemies, and to "do unto others as you would have others do unto you"? I don't remember from bible school, there being any limits or special conditions as to who this applied to.

Well, my friend, you have been incompletely educated at Bible School, that is clear. In one of His Parables, Jesus said the following about his enemies:

Luke 19:26-27:
For I say unto you, That unto every one which hath shall be given; and from him that hath not, even that he hath shall be taken away from him. But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.