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  • #2071
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    BY THE WAY "BROTHER ALEX" YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY BIBLE SCHOOL MEDALY
    BEST OF LUCK TO YOU RACIST IM SURE YOU WILL BURN

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    • #2072
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      @Atlandic_123 I don't think I am a "wanker", although I am not entirely sure what that is anyway. Pity you are going to leave us before you were able to find Jesus. I will pray for you to change your mind and go to Heaven instead. #Psalm 9:17
      I Jesus!

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      • #2073
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Atlandic_123 View Post
        IM SURE YOU WILL BURN
        Can you back up with Scripture that those who follow Scripture will be punished?

        It would seem exactly the other way around: the KJV 1611 Bible promises reward for those who follow the KJV 1611 Bible to the letter (i.e. Brother Alex) and punishment for those who don't (i.e. you)
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • #2074
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by Atlandic_123 View Post
          BY THE WAY "BROTHER ALEX" YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY BIBLE SCHOOL MEDALY
          That does not mean that I have not read the Holy Bible so what's your point?
          Originally posted by Atlandic_123 View Post
          BEST OF LUCK TO YOU RACIST IM SURE YOU WILL BURN
          You should know that I belong to a minority group myself so what in the name of Jesus makes you think I'm racist? Do you hate me for my ethnicity or do you just hate Christians in general?

          You are a cruel person, attacking an old man like me with your hateful words. Shame on you.
          Last edited by Brother Alex; 04-21-2010, 11:36 PM. Reason: typo
          PROOF: America in the Bible!
          8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



           The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
          (Psalm 9:17)

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          • #2075
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            While you guys where talking...
            God was getting er' done.
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            God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
            -Psalms 7:11
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            • #2076
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Shout Glory, Brothers and Sisters! Let me tell you a short story about how our glorious God answers prayer!

              I am only legally allowed to stay in Europe for 90 days at a time until I have the proper paperwork. I was supposed to fly back home to the states yesterday (day 90). For the past few weeks, I've been praying every night for Jesus to help me find a way to stay here for just a bit longer. I've not been able to bake enough pies and cookies to keep my betrothed fed while I'm gone for 90 days and really needed another week in the kitchen to make sure he wouldn't starve.

              The ash from the volcano made my flight get cancelled and I rescheduled for next Wednesday instead. My visa has been extended because, as the man at the American embassy told me, the ash cloud is an act of God.

              God smote Iceland for many reasons, I'm sure. However, I know in my heart that it was also in answer to my prayers so that I may enjoy another week of cleaning house and baking pies! Shout Glory!

              AMEN!
              The KJV 1611. Read It. Learn It. Love It. LIVE IT.

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              • #2077
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                ] I don't think I am a "wanker", although I am not entirely sure what that is anyway.
                It's British slang for somebody who [obscenity deleted] Typically meant in an unflattering manner, as an insult, regarding a persons actions or attitude. It's more often applied to men, for err...reasons that I'll not go into.
                Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 04-22-2010, 11:00 AM.

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                • #2078
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by Youth Pastor Marty View Post
                  The flag looks fine to me. Besides, Iceland seems to be nothing but a haven for the decendants of inept fishermen who got lost on the way to America. Now we have the product of multiple generations on a small island with a limited gene pool.
                  Hahaha then you would not mind using the cuban flag for yourself, you
                  wouldn´t mind.
                  That were we who brought you white people too America hahaha.

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                  • #2079
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by oliverhinrik View Post
                    Hahaha then you would not mind using the cuban flag for yourself, you
                    wouldn´t mind.
                    That were we who brought you white people too America hahaha.
                    Olly, what the heck are you saying? Ity made no sense whatsoever. Is the sulfur and ash affecting your mind? It certainly would explain a lot of the hate coming from all you eskimoes.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #2080
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Hahaha now i have got a warning from you guys in private message.
                      and here is the reason, Spewing hatred and lies on gods favorite forum.
                      Well you are trying to spread the word that we live just on ice, that we
                      are eskimoes, that we are backwards, that we are homosexual, that we never help anyone else and etc.
                      If you would check information on the internet about Iceland or come over here you would see that it´s all a lie.
                      And i´m not spewing hatred, i don´t hate any religion or colour of skin or
                      people by where they live but bye this forum it seems Babtists doo.
                      In my life i have never on purpose lied too anyone.
                      Sometimes i make a mistake but i allways apollogise for them and
                      correct them (not like your rev.jim with his Norwegian flag).

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                      • #2081
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        I don't know why you are writing in verse form, is that some sort of Icelandic saga? If so, it doesn't translate very well.

                        I can see straight through your suggestion to visit Iceland. Once there, I dread to think what would befall a True Christian but the threats so far receive give an indication.

                        Matthew 6:13 Og eigi leið þú oss í freistni, heldur frelsa oss frá illu. [Því að þitt er ríkið, mátturinn og dýrðin að eilífu, amen.]
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                        • #2082
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          After pondering the words of True Disciple, I can see the truth of it all. Adam and Eve were perfect, until they were corrupted by the serpent and where do the most of the worlds serpents live? In Africa!

                          How could I have been blind for so long?

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                          • #2083
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by GlenOfTranquility View Post
                            After pondering the words of True Disciple, I can see the truth of it all. Adam and Eve were perfect, until they were corrupted by the serpent and where do the most of the worlds serpents live? In Africa!

                            How could I have been blind for so long?
                            Well about Adam and Eve, they where the first people then they must have had children and those children made children with

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                            • #2084
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

                              1. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland".

                              Actually, Iceland is mostly green with grass. Greenland is mostly ice... Ironic, eh?
                              1 Timothy 2:11-15
                              Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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                              • #2085
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by oliverhinrik View Post
                                Well about Adam and Eve, they where the first people then they must have had children and those children made children with
                                Not much different from that island of yours I take it? It's a good thing that when God actually likes a group of people all of that science mumbo-jumbo doesn't count.

                                Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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