[Cranky old Dane]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

It's the truth..

Proverbs 6:16-19

There are six things the LORD hates,
....
a lying tongue,
...
a heart that devises wicked schemes,
...
a false witness who pours out lies
and a man who stirs up dissension among brothers.

[Daikinin]

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Do your research people: I'm dane and I know what i'm talking about.
That really is the finnish flag, not the danish.
The danish word for rapist is voldtægsforbryder, not viking, and rape isn't an invention, thats something that has always excisted?
Al Gore from US invented the global warming theory, not Denmark.
Our prime minister never cycled the tour de france? i think youre thinking of Bjarne Riis, he cheated, but thats one dane.
H.C. Andersen wasn't the son of satan, he was just a famous writer? and i'm pretty sure the satans native language wasn't danish?
And how is lego sinful?
Pippi Longstocking was invented by the sweedish, not the danish, and shes called pippi langstrømpe by the way (:
Our tv doesn't approve rape? there aren't even porn on our tv?
Danosh gay couple can adopt, but not rape children? what did you think, and where did you read that? of course you cant rape children, you cant rape anyone?
Next time do your research????

You should not ask of others, what you do not do yourself. God and our savior Jesus Christ does indeed hate Denmark. And Bjarne Riis was never our prime minister, you are mistaken.

Matthew 6:15
14 “For if you forgive others for their transgressions, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. 15 “But if you do not forgive others, then your Father will not forgive your transgressions.

[True Disciple]

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The danish word for rapist is voldtægsforbryder, not viking, and rape isn't an invention, thats something that has always excisted?

No doubt, that's what they teach in Denmark, to cover up their own crimes. However, consider this Passage:

Deuteronomy 22:28-29:
If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

This is the Passage where God tells rape "victims" to marry their rapists. You might notice that the word "rape" is not mentioned there. Why not? Because rape wasn't invented yet, of course! The Danes hadn't come around yet. More proof that you vikings invented rape.

Al Gore from US invented the global warming theory, not Denmark.

What? The global warming myth already existed long before Al Gore chimed in. But why do you think the Climate Conference was in Copenhagen? Because the Danes were the forerunners of the Free-Market-hating, America-hating, Godly-Oil-Company-hating communist climate lobby.

Our prime minister never cycled the tour de france? i think youre thinking of Bjarne Riis, he cheated, but thats one dane.

That guy wasn't named Rasmussen. Are you sure he was a Dane?

H.C. Andersen wasn't the son of satan, he was just a famous writer? and i'm pretty sure the satans native language wasn't danish?

How do you know that? Do you have proof?

And how is lego sinful?

They are little objects which fit perfectly in the innocent little behinds of experimenting Godly True Christian(tm) Children, and even more, they are all in bright colors, to encourage these children even more to become fags.

Pippi Longstocking was invented by the sweedish, not the danish, and shes called pippi langstrømpe by the way (:

I don't care how she's called in Danish. The fact remains that she is an unchristian, rebellious character who teaches innocent children to run away from home and disobey their teachers and parents. Is the forgiveness of sins on the cross by Jesus Christ mentioned anywhere in the book? I didn't think so.

Our tv doesn't approve rape? there aren't even porn on our tv?

Don't ask me. Ask yourself. Rape is a part of your cultural heritage, not ours.

Danosh gay couple can adopt, but not rape children? what did you think, and where did you read that? of course you cant rape children, you cant rape anyone?

But my dear naive friend, why do you think faggots want to adopt children in the first place?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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And what is wrong with sex education? [...]

It encourages lust, it corrupts minds, it leads to all manner of problems in poor people, but most of all God forbids fornication.

I hope I can be of help in future.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Dear Brother True Disciple,

I fear that these Danes, as good as their American might be, seem never to bother reading the brilliant arguments put forward by God.

They are all intent on mindless mockery of The One True Religion that has survived 6,000 years, from the day God created the world to the present day.

You would have thought that if there had been any errors in our belief at all, after all that time, one or two might have been found!

[Cranky Old Man]

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I am from Denmark and must admit, I found your post rather amusing.

It is not meant to be amusing. It is meant to make clear all people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior!

However, I have to comment on the flaws in your "statements".

You are wasting your time, there are no flaws in my statements.

but many believe that we are the happiest nation alive

I have no doubt all those Danish sinners are very happy. But that's completely irrelevant. Life is not about being happy, it is about suffering and earning your place in Heaven!

I would like to know where you got that idea from - rape has been on earth as long as mankind

This is simply not true. Adam never raped Eve.

Your statement on the free whores was a protest from a independent organization and had nothing to do with the danish government.

I am glad you admit it happened, many Danes are denying this. And I never claimed the Danish government to be behind this.

Michael Rasmussen who did indeed cheat at the Tour de France.

I am glad you admit Rasmussen cheated in the Tour de France, most Danes are in denial about that. Isn't it very confusing that everyone in Denmark is called Rasmussen? Is this a way to work around the problem that with all the rapes no one knows who is the father of who?

H.C. Andersen wrote fairy tales and children's tales and I can assure you that Satan is not mentioned at all in any of them.

I did not claim Satan was mentioned, I explained that his stories are about evil.

It is true that she was a huge icon for feminism but turning little innocent girls into uppity whores was not her thing. She liked pancakes and going on adventures with her neighbors.

She behaves like a whore and is dressed like a whore, you can deny it all you want but this seduces children into similar behavior.

These are all typical daily shows.

Amazing, really amazing.

In Denmark it is not legal to rape anyone. I would like to know where you got your "facts" from because quoting the bible on a certain issue does not qualify as a fact about the issue.

Once you allow gays to adopt children, the rape follows automatically as gays are incapable of decent behavior.

Does your heaven only consists of Americans?

No, everyone can choose Jesus and be Saved©.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

It's the truth..

Proverbs 6:16-19

There are six things the LORD hates,
....
a lying tongue,
...
a heart that devises wicked schemes,
...
a false witness who pours out lies
and a man who stirs up dissension among brothers.

This posted by the gay child who made false postings under my name. All you are saying here is that God hates you!

[Scorp-D]

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You missed the Denmarkians elite-force, Hjemmeværnet.

They are the Vikings of our time. The only thing they do is drink beer, look at nude women, and guide the cars into the right parking space when the giant techno rape orgy-parties are held.

[Mr. Rasmussen]

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Dear Brother True Disciple,

I fear that these Danes, as good as their American might be, seem never to bother reading the brilliant arguments put forward by God.

They are all intent on mindless mockery of The One True Religion that has survived 6,000 years, from the day God created the world to the present day.

You would have thought that if there had been any errors in our belief at all, after all that time, one or two might have been found!

There is absolutely no point in arguing with retarded inbreds like yourselves!
This will most likely be my last post, so you can praise the lord for that...

Reading the topics on this forum, makes me get a feeling about what sort of persons you guys are, and I must admit that you guys remind me of the Hill-billy's from Deliverance.

No point in telling you that you have evolved from apes, and that Jesus did not walk on water.

You create the lies in which you believe, and for that, I feel sorry.
Jesus will not save you from your Illness, nor stop the next Tornado hitting your towns!

The universe does not revolve around the earth.
And life does not revolve around any Religion.

Christians, Jews and Muslims will fight eachother for eternity, and when you have killed each other, who will be standing to prevail?

The Atheists.

Amen Brothers!

[Dirk]

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You missed the Denmarkians elite-force, Hjemmeværnet.

They are the Vikings of our time. The only thing they do is drink beer, look at nude women, and guide the cars into the right parking space when the giant techno rape orgy-parties are held.

So you admit you even have a Denmarkian Elite Rape Force?

[BblThmpr]

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No doubt, that's what they teach in Denmark, to cover up their own crimes. However, consider this Passage:

Deuteronomy 22:28-29:
If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

This is the Passage where God tells rape "victims" to marry their rapists. You might notice that the word "rape" is not mentioned there. Why not? Because rape wasn't invented yet, of course! The Danes hadn't come around yet. More proof that you vikings invented rape.

Where's the proof? I see claims.

The bible says that Abel is the son of Adam and Eve, but cain is the offspring of the serpent, thus either Eve was raped or she was into bestiality.

Either case is an atrocity before God.

[mitnavn]

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DearSir,
I read your apologist translation of TV shows with disappointment but no surprise.

I am reminded that amongst the well meaning, there is, especially in Bible Study, a tendency to put a spin on God's Words and claim, "This is not what Jesus/God/The Holy Spirit meant, He meant, 'Blah, Blah, Blah.' and if you refer to the Aramaic/ Greek / Latin you will see that the word <insert word> actually means <insert word>"

May I tell you that Nephew Zebulun's translation is inerrant. His fluency, in no end of languages, is amazing. He translated the above TV listing; it took him no more than 20 seconds and I was fortunate enough to be there so that 2 hours later, I was able to recall every word he said and publish it.

If you think I will take your word over that of my own Nephew Zebulun, you are sadly mistaken

You would rather believe your nephew than a native Dane on a Danish translation? Well, that's fine. Just do a little research, translate on your own and let's compare notes xD You will find that you are sadly mistaken. Ought to be fun.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Then why are you here?

No, it is not. Finland and Denmark are different countries.

Did you click on the link I provided that proves Denmark did indeed supply those free whores!?

I assure you Rasmussen cheated at the Tour de France. I have no idea what a "Lars Løkke" is as I only speak God's language American.

I have no idea. You would have to ask that to the makers of Lego.

Once you allow gay couples to adopt children, raping becomes a given.

I am a 72 year old man and I assure you I am very serious!

Oh my goodness,
I went to bed with pippi still a debate and I wake to see their is no agreement on the flag. Brother COM have you been up all night doing God's work and showing the danishmen down the true path with the Word of the Lord? If so, the lord id strong in you this evening, more than usual I mean. Have you saved any from eternal hellfire during the night? Keep up the good work OF OUR Lord, brother COM and please look after yourself as you are no longer a young man.
YIC

[True Disciple]

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Dear Brother True Disciple,

I fear that these Danes, as good as their American might be, seem never to bother reading the brilliant arguments put forward by God.

They are all intent on mindless mockery of The One True Religion that has survived 6,000 years, from the day God created the world to the present day.

You would have thought that if there had been any errors in our belief at all, after all that time, one or two might have been found!

I agree, Brother Bathfire. It is sad to see how these unsaved sinners are intent on spreading hatred and lies and persecution against True Christians(tm). I'm beginning to toy with the idea to call for another prayer session, like we did for the Icelandic eskimo invasion in February. It did work then!

There is absolutely no point in arguing with retarded inbreds like yourselves!

No, this is an argument we can discuss rationally.

This will most likely be my last post, so you can praise the lord for that...

Amen.

You create the lies in which you believe, and for that, I feel sorry.
Jesus will not save you from your Illness, nor stop the next Tornado hitting your towns!

There is not a single lie I believe in, and there is nothing I believe in that I created myself. This is because the Bible, which I believe in, was written by God, not me.

Where's the proof? I see claims.

The bible says that Abel is the son of Adam and Eve, but cain is the offspring of the serpent, thus either Eve was raped or she was into bestiality.

Either case is an atrocity before God.

My Bible tells me something different, son:

Genesis 4:1:
And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the LORD.

Could you please spout your unbiblical heresies elsewhere?

[BblThmpr]

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I speak of no heresies, i present Adam's Bible - the only REAL bible. [1Mb download removed.]