[Noah Sole]

Re: Swees Attack Denmark!

Don't worry. Throwing some IKEA at the enemy has never killed anyone.

I disagree - have you ever tried to make one of their flat pack wardrobes?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Swees Attack Denmark!

I disagree - have you ever tried to make one of their flat pack wardrobes?

The trick is to throw everything inside away, and just put your stuff in the box it came in.

[Noah Sole]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Glory
I knew I couldn't be the only one who had done that

[i'mSwedish]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

This is so true! This is exactly what we do! And do you want to know something more? Have you heard about our holiday called midsummer? It's a holiday in the middle of the summer, a day when we burn children in big ovens!

Also, we learn perfectly good english in school only because we're going to take over your fucking country 21december 2012 and blow your fucking Jesus in the fucking sky, fuck and kill your children, fuck your wifes dead heads and pee on the altar!
And yeah, Obamas grand grand grandfather was ours!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

This is so true! This is exactly what we do! And do you want to know something more? Have you heard about our holiday called midsummer? It's a holiday in the middle of the summer, a day when we burn children in big ovens!

So is that what the mess last year in Norway was about? I though it was a crazed gun man. Live and learn.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Is all this racism something the bible tells you too? The bible tells you to hate gods creations?
What happened to the tolerance christians are supposed to be all about?

If you ever get off moderation, could you please point out to me where the Bible tells Christians to be tolerant of people who follow false religions?

Then I'll show you where it tells us to kill those who leave God for a false religion, and not to associate with those who worship false gods.

The only thing that gives us comfort when faced by the legions of fools in the world is that we have read the Bible in its whole and have had our minds opened to the truth.

We invite you to read, think and change. And possibly move to a safer neighborhood.

Handmaiden, your patience and love for the Unsaved is truly inspiring!

Are you married?

I also hope Malodor moves to a safer neighborhood, so he lives long enough to read the entire Bible and understand what he has read. It would be a shame to die fearing Hell or holding bizarre misconceptions about some cosmic Santa Claus when the Truth(tm) is so liberating!

[DoctorHerpington]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I'm so glad to be Sweden. I'm having an orgy with some pigs I just killed for my lord satan as I type this!

[Didymus Much]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I'm so glad to be Sweden. I'm having an orgy with some pigs I just killed for my lord satan as I type this!

Pics or it didn't happen.

[AngelofHate, Poser and a fake]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Okay, um, just a little advice here before you start acting like a big jerk. If you're listening that God hates every country in the world besides America, you are being extremely racist. Plus, God does not hate anybody or any country just because people have different traditions, or lifestyles or whatever that makes you hate, it is not the same in God's opinion.

[Didymus Much]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Okay, um, just a little advice here before you start acting like a big jerk. If you're listening that God hates every country in the world besides America, you are being extremely racist. Plus, God does not hate anybody or any country just because people have different traditions, or lifestyles or whatever that makes you hate, it is not the same in God's opinion.

God as described in the King James Bible, or the "God" that you've dreamed up in your own imagination, who just happens to share all of your own petty fears and biases?

I think you know the answer to that one.

btw countries =/= races

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Okay, um, just a little advice here before you start acting like a big jerk. If you're listening that God hates every country in the world besides America, you are being extremely racist. P.

Please describe what the American "race" is?

A fair bet is as a Swede you are probably more fair skinned then most of the Americans posting on this forum.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Okay, um, just a little advice here before you start acting like a big jerk. If you're listening that God hates every country in the world besides America, you are being extremely racist. Plus, God does not hate anybody or any country just because people have different traditions, or lifestyles or whatever that makes you hate, it is not the same in God's opinion.

God also hates America.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Okay, um, just a little advice here before you start acting like a big jerk. If you're listening that God hates every country in the world besides America, you are being extremely racist. Plus, God does not hate anybody or any country just because people have different traditions, or lifestyles or whatever that makes you hate, it is not the same in God's opinion.

Well, the Lord says quite clearly that he hates filthy heathn scum, such as your pagan-masterbating-self(Jesus saw you do that!)

Zepheniah

17. And I will bring distress upon men, that they shall walk like blind men, because they have sinned against the LORD: and their blood shall be poured out as dust, and their flesh as the dung.

18. Neither their silver nor their gold shall be able to deliver them in the day of the LORD'S wrath; but the whole land shall be devoured by the fire of his jealousy: for he shall make even a speedyriddance of all them that dwell in the land.

Proverbs
6:16 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
6:19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

The Lord is speaking expressly about you in this instance for you are trying(though it is futile) to sow discord among the brethren.

If you would but read the bible you may not be damned. That is if the Lord saw fit that you should not be damned. Of course, your general lack of reading comprehension, that is a product of you catholitized, sickular education, has permanently resulted in you being sodomized and bar-B-Qued by demons for all eternity.

Jesus held out his warm and loving hands to you, and you chose to spit.

John

3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 3:19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 3:20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.

Amen! It would be better if you would cut off your rejecting hands and pluck out your lust-filled eyes. However, as we can clearly see, you desire to burn in hell!

Mark
9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: 9:44 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. 9:45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: 9:46 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. 9:47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire: 9:48 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched

[Swe-Ben]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

As a Swedish bornagain christian with fear of God the Almighty i feel an urge to respond to what has been written here. Please see my response below all claims in red.

10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

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Sweden is a country filled with blonde backdoor sex maniacs. They specialize in finding new ways to demonstrate their utter and complete hate for God each and every day. There is no country on the planet where the people hate God more than Sweden! There can be no doubt that almost all Swedes will burn in Hell for all eternity while Satan tortures them with infinite Abba music. [IMG]file:///C:/Users/Bennans/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image002.gif[/IMG]
Okay, first of all, this is the Danish flag, not the Swedish one. And Sweden is filled with more muslims compared to sex maniacs. And God does not hate nationalities, he hates sin. We are many Christians praying for our country and I hope to see a change in our land with people turning to God and away from sin.

Judges 7:20"And the three companies blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers, and held the lamps in their left hands, and the trumpets in their right hands to blow withal: and they cried, The sword of the LORD, and of Gideon."

1. Sweden created IKEA, a worldwide distribution network for Satanism. Using crappy furniture as cover, they distribute 175,000,000 Satanic books each year. Since only 90,000,000 Holy Bibles are distributed each year, IKEA is clearly trying to overthrow the Holy Bible! Innocent children are destroyed by demonic products like RÄV, BÅRD and HJÄRTA. IKEA was created in 1943, in close cooperation with Nazi Germany, by Ingvar Kamprad. After America defeated Germany in WWII, IKEA simply continued its Satanic mission and kept increasing its distribution network to achieve global Satanic domination. Revelation 21:8 "... unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars ..." Okay, first of all, Sweden did not create IKEA, Ingvar Kamprad did. Why are we blaming Sweden for what Ingvar does?
2. Sweden is not the only country in the world actively promoting people to become gay. They are however the only country who have Mr Gay Sweden competitions. Also they have a bi-weekly Stockholm Pride Parade where even a Gay Jesus is part of the parade! For those Europeans who live in nice countries where being gay is against the law they even host EuroPride! Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..." This is not what Sweden stands for. This is what a few people initiate in the country of Sweden. Please see the difference here.
3. Being jealous of the huge Swedish gay community, Abba star Agnetha Fältskog invented backdoor sex between males and females. She created an entirely new pornographic industry that way and directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..." The first documented case of Aids was in Congo and it has spread all over the world and this allegation is unreasonable and untrue.
4. Sweden has the worst femnazi actress ever: Ingrid Bergman. Actor John Gielgud had the following to say about her: "She speaks five languages, and can't act in any of them". She got all her roles by having sex with influential people. 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... be in silence." What does this have to do with Sweden as a country even if it was true?
5. Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII, Sweden practiced eugenics to defy God and improve the Swedish race. It took until 1971 until America finally forced Sweden to stop playing God and end this horrible practice. The Danish author Astrid Lindgren created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices. Romans 8:19-21 "... the bondage of corruption ..." I never heard of these practices ever and Astrid Lindgren is swedish, not Danish. And I have seen all the pippi longstocking films when I was younger and there is nothing in there related to these practices as far as I can tell.
6. As a side effect of the eugenics as practiced in Sweden a lot of Swedish males lost their balls. They get compensation for that though. Swedish women go all over the world to find males who still have their balls. Matthew 19:12 "... were made eunuchs of men ..." Do you actually believe this? Please provide proof and stop making silly accusations.
7. Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide. Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide. Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill." No we dont. If we do they are strictly underground and illegal.
8. Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies. Ephesians 3:16 "That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man;" This is definitely not true. Pastors are leaders of the church and the bible is the guideline in life. The bible clearly speaks against this and no true pastor would even consider this.
9. When the Christian Pastor Åke Green tried to save innocent souls from eternal damnation to Hell by pointing out that being gay is evil, he immediately got arrested by IKEA's police forces. With this arrest of Åke Green, the Swedes have allowed their filthy sodomite agenda to be completely fulfilled. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..." Ikea does not have any police forces and Åke was arrested by Swedish police because of new laws in Sweden saying it is “hate-speech” to say homosexuality is wrong. The convict was appealed and he was set free by the European court. Also he did not say being gay was evil, he said that homosexuality was like a cancer torus.
10. Sweden has SAAB, a huge car industry, owned by a small Dutch nail factory, that producescompletely worthless cars. For most SAABs the only way to get them to actually drive is a matter of making a hole in the bottom of the car and walking to where you want to go. This is also the cause of the insanely low speed limits in Sweden. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... wicked imaginations ..." Is this claim even real? SAAB was one of the safest cars in the world before the recent problems. Top quality and the maximum speed limit is 75 mph in Sweden

All people of Sweden need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, India, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

[Noah Sole]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Welcome to God's favourite forum Sweden

You seem to know a lot about Sweden!! Are you from Sweden?

We need to know more about you - why not post an introduction in the introduction forum?

What sort of born again Christian are you? What were you before you were born again?

All the best


Noah