[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Oh wow, an internet tough guy pretending to be representing other internet tough guys!

[Noah Sole]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Quaking in my boots

[Roberta]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Just look at these nasty unkempt women. Haven't they ever heard of King Camp Gillette or is that hair supposed to keep them warm?

I hope they know what FDS is.

[Roberta]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

And doesn't this just take the cake!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Landoverbaptist is now on our list.



Expect us.
Vatos Locos | La Onda. Defending our self with no mercy

Los Angeles USA

Hiya, Pudpull!

Would you like a towel? I imagine your back is rather damp. And maybe a moist towelette would be handy as well.

When you arrive, are you going to bring your own pool equipment, or do you need it supplied?

By the way, Freehold has a strict anti-masturbation ordinance. So you will have to leave your "pudpulling" at home. And please wash your hands thoroughly. With bleach.

I don't even want to know where that has been.

Hey, Pudpull, I'm confused about something.

See, over here you said you were 83 and living in Sweden and named Fred and a sodomite who was "American by injection" or something.

And then here you said you were 93.

And now you're a masturbation-addicted Mexican't in Los Angeles wanting to come clean swimming pools in Freehold.

What's the story, Pudpull?

[Missionary in Sweden]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Sweden is a country filled with blonde backdoor sex maniacs. They specialize in finding new ways to demonstrate their utter and complete hate for God each and every day. There is no country on the planet where the people hate God more than Sweden! There can be no doubt that almost all Swedes will burn in Hell for all eternity while Satan tortures them with infinite Abba music.

Judges 7:20 "And the three companies blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers, and held the lamps in their left hands, and the trumpets in their right hands to blow withal: and they cried, The sword of the LORD, and of Gideon."

1. Sweden created IKEA, a worldwide distribution network for Satanism. Using crappy furniture as cover, they distribute 175,000,000 Satanic books each year. Since only 90,000,000 Holy Bibles are distributed each year, IKEA is clearly trying to overthrow the Holy Bible! Innocent children are destroyed by demonic products like RÄV, BÅRD and HJÄRTA. IKEA was created in 1943, in close cooperation with Nazi Germany, by Ingvar Kamprad. After America defeated Germany in WWII, IKEA simply continued its Satanic mission and kept increasing its distribution network to achieve global Satanic domination. Revelation 21:8 "... unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars ..."
2. Sweden is not the only country in the world actively promoting people to become gay. They are however the only country who have Mr Gay Sweden competitions. Also they have a bi-weekly Stockholm Pride Parade where even a Gay Jesus is part of the parade! For those Europeans who live in nice countries where being gay is against the law they even host EuroPride! Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
3. Being jealous of the huge Swedish gay community, Abba star Agnetha Fältskog invented backdoor sex between males and females. She created an entirely new pornographic industry that way and directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
4. Sweden has the worst femnazi actress ever: Ingrid Bergman. Actor John Gielgud had the following to say about her: "She speaks five languages, and can't act in any of them". She got all her roles by having sex with influential people. 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... be in silence."
5. Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII, Sweden practiced eugenics to defy God and improve the Swedish race. It took until 1971 until America finally forced Sweden to stop playing God and end this horrible practice. The Danish author Astrid Lindgren created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices. Romans 8:19-21 "... the bondage of corruption ..."
6. As a side effect of the eugenics as practiced in Sweden a lot of Swedish males lost their balls. They get compensation for that though. Swedish women go all over the world to find males who still have their balls. Matthew 19:12 "... were made eunuchs of men ..."
7. Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide. Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide. Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."
8. Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies. Ephesians 3:16 "That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man;"
9. When the Christian Pastor Åke Green tried to save innocent souls from eternal damnation to Hell by pointing out that being gay is evil, he immediately got arrested by IKEA's police forces. With this arrest of Åke Green, the Swedes have allowed their filthy sodomite agenda to be completely fulfilled. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
10. Sweden has SAAB, a huge car industry, owned by a small Dutch nail factory, that produces completely worthless cars. For most SAABs the only way to get them to actually drive is a matter of making a hole in the bottom of the car and walking to where you want to go. This is also the cause of the insanely low speed limits in Sweden. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... wicked imaginations ..."

All people of Sweden need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, India, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

I live here. It's all true except the suicide clinics. People outside Sweden and Switzerland often confuse our countries based on the spelling.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I live here. It's all true except the suicide clinics. People outside Sweden and Switzerland often confuse our countries based on the spelling.

Last I heard people in Swederland are quite good at committing suicide. I mean what do they have to live for, being atheists and all?

[Didymus Much]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

... I mean what do they have to live for, being atheists and all?

About 70-90 years on average. Then we die and it's all over.

So we have a narrow window in which to enjoy life, get (and spread) as much happiness as we can, before our bodies re-enter the food chain (at the bottom this time).

Theists, on the other hand, believe they have eternity to look forward to. This life just sets the stage, and compared to what comes after is essentially meaningless. Joy? Happiness? Pbbbfft. Such secular concerns have no place in a faith-filled life.

Praise "God" and damn the torpedoes.

[Malfeitor]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Is that before or after cleaning the pool?
What you going to do? Fall asleep somewhere inconvenient?

I swear, you filthy Messicants are so disgusting.

When you arrive, are you going to bring your own pool equipment, or do you need it supplied?


And now you're a masturbation-addicted Mexican't in Los Angeles wanting to come clean swimming pools in Freehold.

Is all this racism something the bible tells you too? The bible tells you to hate gods creations?
What happened to the tolerance christians are supposed to be all about?

I mean what do they have to live for, being atheists and all?

And this is just pathetic hate... not that i seen anything else in these threads

[Didymus Much]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

... I mean what do they have to live for, being atheists and all?

...And this is just pathetic hate... not that i seen anything else in these threads

If you look for hate, it will find you.

[Missionary in Sweden]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Last I heard people in Swederland are quite good at committing suicide. I mean what do they have to live for, being atheists and all?

Yes. They drink heavily, fornicate like crazy and then kill themselves. It's very sad to see. I do my best to save as many as I can. But it's hard in this atheist hell-hole. Sometimes I feel a bit like a missionary delving deep into the heart of Africa in the 18'th century. This place is about as heathen. Idol worship is rampant. No respect for the church or ones elders. And the Church of Sweden is a liberal joke. They preach that God loves everybody, fag, rapist, masturbator or otherwise. So there's nothing required from the believer, that we'll all go to heaven. With preaching like that it's easy to understand why we're sliding into this hellish atheist state.

[Noah Sole]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I do my best to save as many as I can. But it's hard in this atheist hell-hole.

What do you do? Are you rebuking them enough?

YIC

[Missionary in Sweden]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

What do you do? Are you rebuking them enough?

YIC

As often as I can. But clearly not enough.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

As often as I can. But clearly not enough.

What kind od a swish doctor are you?
How does God guide you in your daily practice?

[Missionary in Sweden]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

What kind od a swish doctor are you?
How does God guide you in your daily practice?

I read the Bible everyday and use it to guide me and others in in our daily lives. I'll admit it's difficult to remember the correct Bible quote at the right time. Many chances have been lost. But I do my best and let the lord guide me. If anybody asks me anything I turn to the Bible for guidance. As any good Christian would.