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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    I just found a live TV broadcast, airing directly from Sweden:


    As you can see, Sweden is a cold, entirely snow covered hellhole where no decent human being would want to live, and this live broadcast is a PROOF of that, for all those liars who says that Sweden can be warm, take a look at this. If you are lucky you might see a couple of eskimos clubbing a baby seal, but other than that, nothing.

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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Completely agree that Sweden is a Nazi-Communist-Atheist-Muslim-Terrorist-nation who's sole purpose in this world is to give pain to other countries (such as America, God bless it as he loves it...).

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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Create 10 reasons why God hates Justin Bieber.
        "Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths."
        - Proverbs 3:5-6

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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Is Justin Bieber Swiss?
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          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Anyone with a name like "Justin Beaver" must be a God-mocking homosexualist. We don't need to list 10 reasons why God hates Justin Beaver, it's pretty obvious he is going straight to hell.

            YBIC

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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Wow, giving me an infraction because of the JB post I gave. That's something so strict. -__-"

              No, the thread is not self explanatory as JB is not a swiss and does not live in Sweden. Get your facts straight.
              "Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths."
              - Proverbs 3:5-6

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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by Neddy View Post
                No, the thread is not self explanatory as JB is not a swiss and does not live in Sweden.
                Why would you need 10 reasons? Only one reason for a person is enough, God hates him for the same reason as He hates all the swiss. He is not a Christian.

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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Hey Cranky Old Man you seem to be extremely uneducated for you to have searched up a different flag.
                  The banner of Sweden is yellow and blue, while the one you took is red and white which the danes use.
                  Are you mentally retarded or just born stupid? I could have sworn you people had a little more mind.
                  You people all sit on your high horses thinking you're above the average citizen, it's funny when you think about it because you're less than scum.
                  You make other Christians look bad because of your insane beliefs in "Justin Bieber being a hateful joke to god.".
                  I am sure if there's a man up there, (doubting that's even close to true) he will Punch that idiotic mass of what you call a brain to mush.
                  Jesus took on our sins so god would welcome us to his paradise, you lost the invitation by engaging in large amounts of hypocrisy.
                  I will even go as far as to say that undoubtedly some of you people are homosexual. If you think that is bad well kill yourselves. You will make less harm to the living and you will go see that idiotic old man you call "god".

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by VivaLaVidaLoca View Post
                    Hey Cranky Old Man you seem to be extremely uneducated for you to have searched up a different flag.
                    The banner of Sweden is yellow and blue, while the one you took is red and white which the danes use.
                    Are you mentally retarded or just born stupid? I could have sworn you people had a little more mind.
                    You people all sit on your high horses thinking you're above the average citizen, it's funny when you think about it because you're less than scum.
                    You make other Christians look bad because of your insane beliefs in "Justin Bieber being a hateful joke to god.".
                    I am sure if there's a man up there, (doubting that's even close to true) he will Punch that idiotic mass of what you call a brain to mush.
                    Jesus took on our sins so god would welcome us to his paradise, you lost the invitation by engaging in large amounts of hypocrisy.
                    I will even go as far as to say that undoubtedly some of you people are homosexual. If you think that is bad well kill yourselves. You will make less harm to the living and you will go see that idiotic old man you call "god".
                    Hello there friend, have you considered making an introduction thread and possibly reading this thread from the beginning?

                    Who taught you to hate Jesus by being rebellious(witchcraft) and cognitively lethargic(sluggard)?

                    1 Samuel
                    15:23 For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.

                    Proverbs
                    6:6 Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise:
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                    Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                    Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                    Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                    Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                    Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                    Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Hahaha! The rest of the world knows that facts aren't Americans field.

                      1 You have the wrong flag.

                      2 "Also they have a bi-weekly Stockholm Pride Parade where even a Gay Jesus is part of the parade!" NO Once a year.

                      3 "Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII" NO Russia liberated Poland before the Americans encountered any significant French settlement.

                      4 "The Danish author Astrid Lindgren created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices." NO Astrid is Swedish.

                      5 "Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide." NO Suicide is illegal in Sweden.

                      6 "Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide." NO Thats Switzerland

                      Maybe there is a good reason for the rest of the world to hate americans.

                      Get a pasport and learn proper English!

                      Haha Poor soles.

                      " It is misery to be human " / A.Strinberg


                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Sweden is a country filled with blonde backdoor sex maniacs. They specialize in finding new ways to demonstrate their utter and complete hate for God each and every day. There is no country on the planet where the people hate God more than Sweden! There can be no doubt that almost all Swedes will burn in Hell for all eternity while Satan tortures them with infinite Abba music.

                      Judges 7:20 "And the three companies blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers, and held the lamps in their left hands, and the trumpets in their right hands to blow withal: and they cried, The sword of the LORD, and of Gideon."
                      1. Sweden created IKEA, a worldwide distribution network for Satanism. Using crappy furniture as cover, they distribute 175,000,000 Satanic books each year. Since only 90,000,000 Holy Bibles are distributed each year, IKEA is clearly trying to overthrow the Holy Bible! Innocent children are destroyed by demonic products like RÄV, BÅRD and HJÄRTA. IKEA was created in 1943, in close cooperation with Nazi Germany, by Ingvar Kamprad. After America defeated Germany in WWII, IKEA simply continued its Satanic mission and kept increasing its distribution network to achieve global Satanic domination. Revelation 21:8 "... unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars ..."
                      2. Sweden is not the only country in the world actively promoting people to become gay. They are however the only country who have Mr Gay Sweden competitions. Also they have a bi-weekly Stockholm Pride Parade where even a Gay Jesus is part of the parade! For those Europeans who live in nice countries where being gay is against the law they even host EuroPride! Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
                      3. Being jealous of the huge Swedish gay community, Abba star Agnetha Fältskog invented backdoor sex between males and females. She created an entirely new pornographic industry that way and directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
                      4. Sweden has the worst femnazi actress ever: Ingrid Bergman. Actor John Gielgud had the following to say about her: "She speaks five languages, and can't act in any of them". She got all her roles by having sex with influential people. 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... be in silence."
                      5. Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII, Sweden practiced eugenics to defy God and improve the Swedish race. It took until 1971 until America finally forced Sweden to stop playing God and end this horrible practice. The Danish author Astrid Lindgren created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices. Romans 8:19-21 "... the bondage of corruption ..."
                      6. As a side effect of the eugenics as practiced in Sweden a lot of Swedish males lost their balls. They get compensation for that though. Swedish women go all over the world to find males who still have their balls. Matthew 19:12 "... were made eunuchs of men ..."
                      7. Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide. Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide. Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."
                      8. Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies. Ephesians 3:16 "That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man;"
                      9. When the Christian Pastor Åke Green tried to save innocent souls from eternal damnation to Hell by pointing out that being gay is evil, he immediately got arrested by IKEA's police forces. With this arrest of Åke Green, the Swedes have allowed their filthy sodomite agenda to be completely fulfilled. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
                      10. Sweden has SAAB, a huge car industry, owned by a small Dutch nail factory, that produces completely worthless cars. For most SAABs the only way to get them to actually drive is a matter of making a hole in the bottom of the car and walking to where you want to go. This is also the cause of the insanely low speed limits in Sweden. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... wicked imaginations ..."



                      All people of Sweden need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, India, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by Dongtian View Post
                        Get a pasport and learn proper English! Haha Poor soles.
                        It's a pity that you are too Swedish and stupid to see the irony of what you did here...
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          Originally posted by Dongtian View Post
                          3 "Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII, Sweden practiced eugenics to defy God" NO Russia liberated Poland before the Americans encountered any significant French settlement.
                          Soviet did not defeat Nazi Germany, Hitler and Stalin merely agreed upon sacrificing millions of their youths on the eastern front. Not a wonder, since national socialism and communism are 99% equal, including atheism, pro anorexia and death worship. It was Godly America who made an end to this pointless bloodshed. If it wasn't for America, you probably would be speaking Germ or Russian by now, given your family survived the purges.

                          Originally posted by Dongtian View Post
                          5 "Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide." NO Suicide is illegal in Sweden.
                          Suicide is not illegal in Sweden. Many emo commies do actually think that getting attention from suicide threats is more legitimate than getting wealthy by honest work.
                          Last edited by lukasekman; 12-29-2012, 04:47 PM. Reason: minor typo

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            My God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, doesn't hate anyone. He loves all of His creations regardless of ethnicity, race, gender, etc.
                            This space for KJV use only.

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Pasta Pete View Post
                              My God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, doesn't hate anyone. He loves all of His creations regardless of ethnicity, race, gender, etc.
                              That fact that you want to turn people from Christ and thus condemn then to Hell shows exactly how much you live people.

                              You should be ashamed of yourself

                              Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Pasta Pete View Post
                                My God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, doesn't hate anyone. He loves all of His creations regardless of ethnicity, race, gender, etc.
                                Then your FSM loves Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, and Dick Cheney.

                                Why do you align yourself with something so bereft of morality?

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