[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Oh really now? And where's the rest of the world to prove that you're right?
Please, bring some facts. Show us a map of Europe and point out where Sweden and Switzerland is... And if you cant see the difference then yea, back to kindergarten you shall go.

America - Africa. Same name, same shit?

America and Africa are completely different. Africa is full of hyper rich oligarchies exploiting their countries ethnic minorities, who are sedated by a ignorance, religion, a series of wars and imagined enemies, all done under a facade of democracy. As you can see Africa is NOTHING like America.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Oh really now? And where's the rest of the world to prove that you're right?

You are missing the point here, miss swiss.

We are important (because God is important and we follow the God), our opinion matters. That's the reason why you spend your time in Godly American forum.
You are unimportant(you worship lurpak and eat blubber in your igloo), your opinion does not matter. That's the reason why no one cares about some club-a-seal forums of yours.

So go ahead, you I give you permission to call Africa by any name you like. You still know I am right.

[Didymus Much]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

...Why dont you worship gods creation then?...

Because the Bible tells him to worship the CREATOR, not the CREATION. Duh.

[lukasekman]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

It seem like some posters here fail to understand the meaning of etymology. It is the study of origins of names and words. If two names sound similar, they do it for a reason. While Sweden and Switzerland are two different countries, they share the same foundation, like two twins. Most of the sinful behavior in Sweden are found in roughly the same amounts in Switzerland. Same goes for Swaziland. As an ex-Swede, I don't mind being taken for a Swiss, it is like one twin being taken for the other one (if they look and behave similar).

This has a political implication. If When United States is going to invade Sweden, we have to invade Switzerland and Swaziland too at the same time.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

It seem like some posters here fail to understand the meaning of etymology.

I thought entomology was the study of insects. Apt, though. The swiss and the rest of the Eurostanis are like fruit flies that really don't contribute anything and need a good exterminating.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Because the Bible tells him to worship the CREATOR, not the CREATION. Duh.

Well said for a heathen!

If we were going to worship the creation, then we'd have to worship chicken McNuggets, right? I mean, I know pantheists do that, but it's just weird. Munching down on your God like a Catholic or something.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Lukasekman,

As an ex-swede you'd be in a good position to comment:

Does that country have a larger than usual proportion of people who find it impossible to understand what's going on right under their noses, to see what's really going on, in short - to read and understand the simplest scripture?

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Naaaw, that was so cute, I think I'm starting to cry... You know so much about me yet you have no idea who I am, I love you so much Rev. Edward Clement.

But remember Mr. Clement, your criminal record makes you un-saved and damned. You maybe forget your sins, but not the justice dep. And if God managed to give you forgiveness then I know that he'll forgive me as well.

You have faile dto understand something vitally important, and it is apparently due to the fact that you do not read the Bible(KJV1611).

We here at Landover Baptist church fill many annointed offices of ministry, and carry ALL of the gifts of the SPIRIT. Your un-saved soul cannot understand cuh things.

Ephesians
4:8Wherefore he saith, When he ascended up on high, he led captivity captive, and gave gifts unto men.4:9 (Now that he ascended, what is it but that he also descended first into the lower parts of the earth? 4:10 He that descended is the same also that ascended up far above all heavens, that he might fill all things.) 4:11 And he gave some, apostles; and some, prophets; and some, evangelists; and some, pastors and teachers; 4:12 For the perfecting of the saints, for the work of the ministry, for the edifying of the body of Christ: 4:13 Till we all come in the unity of the faith, and of the knowledge of the Son of God, unto a perfect man, unto the measure of the stature of the fulness of Christ: 4:14 That we henceforth be no more children, tossed to and fro, and carried about with every wind of doctrine, by the sleight of men, and cunning craftiness, whereby they lie in wait to deceive;

1 Corinthians
12:3 Wherefore I give you to understand, that no man speaking by the Spirit of God calleth Jesus accursed: and that no man can say that Jesus is the Lord, but by the Holy Ghost. 12:4 Now there are diversities of gifts, but the same Spirit. 12:5 And there are differences of administrations, but the same Lord. 12:6 And there are diversities of operations, but it is the same God which worketh all in all. 12:7 But the manifestation of the Spirit is given to every man to profit withal. 12:8 For to one is given by the Spirit the word of wisdom; to another the word of knowledge by the same Spirit; 12:9 To another faith by the same Spirit; to another the gifts of healing by the same Spirit; 12:10 To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of spirits; to another divers kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues:

It is through these gifts and the scriptural guidelines that we KNOW you are unsaved trash, because the SPIRIT hath revealed them unto us!

2 Corinthians
2:10 But God hath revealed them unto us by his Spirit: for the Spirit searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God.

2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man. 2:16 For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ.

Also, coupled with the offices of the ministry, the gifts of the Spirit, and the WORD OF GOD, we do know that you are absolutely un-saved trash(r).

Hebrews
4:12 For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart. 4:13 Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in his sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of him with whom we have to do.

To him which we have to do we True-Christians(tm) have the mind of Christ. Therefore, we can absolutely know the spiritual condition of your damned soul for the Holy Ghost has revealed your secrets!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I'm still not understanding why so many hatmongering, uppity swiss spear chuckers are attacking our Godly forums.

Perhaps my next mission should be to one of these hellbound slavic countries. On second thought, perhaps Europistan is eternally damned. After all, the French do control most of it.

It would probably be a better idea to convert mooselimbs with the sword. At least they're honest about being moon-worshipping non-Christians.

[Pissy man]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

First of all, I just want to say I'm one of those "hatemongering swiss" Rev. talked about. It dont really change the fact that I think I have something to say.

First of all, most of the posts on this forums, and especially from "Cranky old man", seems to break one of the forum rules;
"By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."

And by saying this, I'm not saying I think that you're breaking any laws or is obscene, I'm just *stating that* most posts here is hateful. I'm not even saying that you're wrong in what you're saying, gay's might be sinful to you and all. But the way you speak about it, it cant really be considered anything else than a "hateful post". Therefore breaking the forum rules.
I just want to know how you can defend that, and preferably by not dragging God or the Bible into this. You break the forum rule, and I dont want you to use God as a defence;
"You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain, for the LORD will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain."

Second of all, that list of reasons is wrong. I'm not even going to try to counter those things about IKEA, but I want to point out some other things.

1. First fault, the flag on the first post is Danish. Not Swedish. Two separate countries, although neighbouring countries.
2. Second fault, despite Pride-festivals and Mr. Gay contest, Sweden does not PROMOTE people to be gay, they just accept that people is. If people aren't gay, you may stay that way too.
3. Third fault, Agnetha Fältskog had absolutely nothing to do with "back door sex invention". That's the same thing as "analsex", and has been around for centuries.
4. Fourth fault, Astrid Lindgren is not a Danish woman. She is, in fact, Swedish.
5. Fifth fault, SWEDEN does not have suicide-clinics. Switzerland does, as I recall. You're talking mostly about Switzerland, where inhabitants is called Swiss, people from Sweden is called Swedes. You're confusing those two.
6. Sixth fault, it is not common for pastors to get involved in threesomes during religious activities. For something to have happened once doesnt make it "common", but I agree, if the link in the accusation actually is true, that is despicable; you NEVER assault anyone by forcing them into sex. But alas, it doesn't occur regularly, and is as such "not common".
7. Seventh fault, Åke Green was in his right to think whatever he thought. But considering the SWEDISH laws, what he DID was breaking the law by saying it the way he said it. But he was in every right to THINK whatever he thought about gays.
8. Last fault, as sucky Saab's get, "the only way to get them moving", is not by making a hole in the floor and walk. Those cars are a bit more reliable than that, and what you're describing is merely "the Flintstones". Care to explain why you've been watching "heretic cartoons about people living with dinosaurs"?

Someone of you, lukasekman, mentioned something about names sounding similar for a reason. That might be considered right, if you're keep to look within the respective language. Sweden is the english word for Sverige, which comes from "Svea rike", basically meaning "Svea's realm". Switzerland is the english word for "Schweizerische Eidgenossenschaft". Just because the names *in english* sound similar, doesn't make it "a fact" of being the same. It just means that someone made it sound similar when trying to translate the names.

And yet again, Sweden has swedes living within it. The word for describing a swede is "swedish", and the flag is blue and yellow, not red and white.
Switzerland, on the other hand, otherwise known as Schweiz, has a population of Swiss'. The difference between the two countries are quite enourmous, whereas Schweiz has an extremely liberal law in comparison to Sweden. Both countries promotes peace, and have mountains, but about there is the similarities almost over. Sweden actually has more in common with US in many parts.

Redeemed Papist, I'm not really saying that the largest proportion of swedish people is "unable to understand the simplest of things", as you're saying it, but I assume you're meaning "does most of swedes not believe in God". And that is so, most Swedes are "non-believers". It's not that we're not capable to understand the scripture, most of us has, in fact, read it and know quite a lot about it. Swedish church makes its best to turn us "to the light". But the thing is, we believe the bible is too full of contradictions and make-belief stories. I'm not trying to insult you, I'm just explaining what most Swedes think of the bible.
Alphonse Alban, the reason "we spend time here", is that the forum links has been spread widely and when we've read the things that says here, we're more or less offended and want to defend ourselves. It is not because "you matters the most, since you follow God". It's because things you've said here is insulting to some people, regardless if you're "right, since you follow God". You can follow God and still be insulting, you know.
We're not eskimos, we dont live in igloos, coocoo-klocks are related to Schweiz, there are atleast two countries between Sweden and Schweiz and we're not more closely related as such than all americans are related to mexicans.

For people who claim themselves follow God and be the true christians, you sure do a lot of heretic statements. Or is joking about hell a laughing matter? Isn't that heretic? Hell is hell, Gods punishment, isn't it? Then Rev Davidson, you care to explain to me why you're joking about hell being a physical place on earth? Brother Enoch, for someone who tries to prove Sweden and Schweiz are the same, you sure do your homework poorly. That map is real, not real. What that map is saying is basically "as an american, I'm to dumb to separate european countries from another". That is almost the same thing as me saying Mexico, Canada and United states is the same thing, "seeing as all three is on the Northamerican continent".

And for those others, Swedish-Atheist and Europistani Slut.. You both should really knock it off. You're way too fond of making trouble for others. I understand if you want to defend yourselves as "swedes", but what you're doing is just asking for trouble. It's one thing to tell these christians that you think they're wrong, but it's an entirely different thing to mock them the way you do. You're doing this way too much in real life back home anyway, you dont need to ask for trouble in an entirely new continent as well. As father and daughter, you really should start enjoying your own company, instead of trying to make a flamewar on this forum. Therefore, Bertilsson's, if you cant be nice here, I suggest you stay away. Tell them you're offended instead of trying to insult these people. You're not a damn speck better than them if you're doing this.

But as I said, Sweden is one country, Schweiz is another. Try to separate them, please. If you insist on lumping those two countries together, it only shows one thing;
"Your basic education is seriously lacking, and as such considered less intelligent than a child, which makes whatever you're saying is moot."

It's not the fact that you're believing in God, or is christians that makes whatever you're saying void, but the fact that not even care to discuss in a proper way. Try to keep off insults, faulty facts and pure lies, I suspect you might discover that it's way easier to talk to atheists and perhaps even give them a chance to start believing and "have their souls saved". Insult them, either by pure insults, lying to them or trying to claim false facts, and you're bound to discover that the ones you're trying to convert is just going to brand you as insane and slowly back away as if you're both contagious and dangerous.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Wow.

Why are you Swiss so hateful?

[Pissy man]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

There seems as if a typo has snuck into my post. It's not supposed to say "that map is real, not real". That doesn't make any sense, I know. It's supposed to say "that map is not real".

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

There seems as if a typo has snuck into my post. It's not supposed to say "that map is real, not real". That doesn't make any sense, I know. It's supposed to say "that map is not real".

I seriously doubt anyone is going to read that huge wall of garbled swedish nonsense anyway.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

There seems as if a typo has snuck into my post. It's not supposed to say "that map is real, not real". That doesn't make any sense, I know. It's supposed to say "that map is not real".

What map is real? They are all graphic representations of geographical locations, yes? Approximations, in other words. I'm sorry your personal igloo wasn't represented.

I'd still like to know why you Swiss are so hateful.

[Pissy man]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

What map is real? They are all graphic representations of geographical locations, yes? Approximations, in other words. I'm sorry your personal igloo wasn't represented.

I'd still like to know why you Swiss are so hateful.

A map is a picture representing countries, or places. Not a picture saying "I'm going to generalize about people I insult this way is over here". I dont have an igloo, as I'm not an eskimo. I thought I told you that already, or are you seriously trying to insult me again? You're not better than those "swiss" you're talking about then.

And to answer your question; The people that has come here isn't Swiss'. They're Swedes. Two different countries. We're not hateful, even though some of us are stupid, but that goes with Americans as well. People tend to be stupid, there's no way to generalize an entire country as either hateful or stupid. But I assume you already knows this and is trying to insult Swedes again by calling them Swiss again?

As I said, if you're keep doing this, you're not worth spending any time on.

Billy bob, that's ok. It's not as if I spent time reading through any of that garbled trash that's been on this thread anyway. I read the first post, and the last three pages, but I'm not going to read your garbled trash, so I guess we can call it even?