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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
    Why should i lie?
    Because you are not a True Christian.

    And how can i be sure if anything YOU write is true then?
    Because I am a True Christian.

    Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
    FUN FACT 2: The same goes with books
    True, except for one book, that was written through the power of Our Lord and Master, the Prince of Peace, Christ Jesus.

    Please, turn to the 1611 King James Bible, before it's too late!
    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Two Swedish women may be able to bear children using the wombs which carried them, doctors say, hailing the world's first mother-daughter uterus transplants.

      Mother-to-daughter womb transplant 'success' in Sweden.

      Two Swedish women could be able to give birth using the wombs in which they were carried, doctors say, hailing the world's first mother-to-daughter uterus transplants.

      The weekend procedures were completed by more than 10 surgeons at Sweden's University of Gothenburg.

      The names of the patients have not been revealed.

      Doctors caution they will not consider the operations successful unless the women achieve pregnancy.

      "We are not going to call it a complete success until this results in children," said Michael Olausson, one of the Swedish surgeons told The Associated Press.
      This is an abomination! The daughter will give birth to her own sister, the mother will have a child that is her grandchild, and the baby will be its own mother - even if it is a boy!

      You Swedes are weird. I don't know why you don't just trust in God - did not He cause Sarah to be pregnant when she was 100 years old? See what a bit of Faith will do? But No! You employ Frankensteins to do abominations!

      I bet God makes your volcano Einursjokersfell explode again - this time it will take out millions! (If there are millions of Swedes...)
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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        I bet God makes your volcano Einursjokersfell explode again - this time it will take out millions! (If there are millions of Swedes...)
        If all of swedeland was destroyed tomorrow by volcano, it wouldn't even be on the news.

        Not significant enough.
        The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
          You, however, will burn forever and ever
          Ok now i know you are threatening med. Good luck finding me

          Originally posted by Cursed View Post
          Because you are not a True Christian.



          Because I am a True Christian.


          Afraid to answer my question? How can i know anything you write is true?
          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
            Ok now i know you are threatening med. Good luck finding me
            Are you serious? Why would I need to find you? It's God who you need to be afraid of.

            Matthew 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

            God might kill you tomorrow and then what will you do?
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
              Ok now i know you are threatening med. Good luck finding me
              Son, you seem a bit more paranoid than most atheists. Redeemed Papist isn't threatening you, he's HELPING you! He's on YOUR side!

              Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
              Afraid to answer my question? How can i know anything you write is true?
              Friend, all you need to do is accept Christ into you heart sincerely, acknowledge He is LORD and Master over you, and the Spirit of Faith will speak more clearly than any evidence you can uncover! In fact, once you have Faith, you don't even NEED evidence to know the Truth!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                It's God who you need to be afraid of.
                You really need to get help with your drug problems if you think your imagination can do any harm to me
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
                  You really need to get help with your drug problems if you think your imagination can do any harm to me
                  Why so full of hate, friend. I'm simply warning you of the danger and telling you the good news that Jesus died so you could be saved from the filthy sinful death style your country promotes. It's not your fault you grew up not fully aware that you will burn forever in Hell. But now you do know. Isn't that better?
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    Why so full of hate, friend. I'm simply warning you of the danger and telling you the good news that Jesus died so you could be saved from the filthy sinful death style your country promotes. It's not your fault you grew up not fully aware that you will burn forever in Hell. But now you do know. Isn't that better?
                    What hate? Its known to even the worst drug addicts that drugs are very bad. But i see noone apparently cared for you enough to inform you of that.
                    Tell me, what are you on? I hope its not heroin because i have heard its the hardest drug to quit.
                    Seek help now before you take an overdose. If thats hate so be it. My hate could save your life, but only if you are prepared to listen to people.
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      I say God hates Sweden because it rhymes with reaming. We all know they're disgusting pigs over there.

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
                        My hate could save your life, but only if you are prepared to listen to people.
                        Your hate!!

                        Do you have some kind of God complex friend? Only God can hate; and He instructs True Christians who to hate. Right now He is telling me to hate you!!

                        Wait, another message is coming through... (yes Father, I hear you Father, I love you too Father, yes... I agree, they are fat drunken pigs Father. But what should I do my Holy protector in Heaven?

                        GASP!

                        It's not looking good for you swedish loving dick worshipper.

                        God himself, has just told me (I am only the messenger) to tie you down, strip you naked, and... and (oh Baby Jesus help me) cut off your testicles and make you eat them (pardon me for a second, some puke just came up my throat, you know that stinky, chunky kind?). He's pissed at you.

                        Keep turning your back on God's one and only begotten son. I will pray for you, but in circumstances like this, the best result I have seen is He will let you quick fry them first before eating them. Otherwise you're on your own. Praying for your soul this moment,

                        Deaner

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                          Your hate!!

                          Do you have some kind of God complex friend? Only God can hate; and He instructs True Christians who to hate. Right now He is telling me to hate you!!

                          Wait, another message is coming through... (yes Father, I hear you Father, I love you too Father, yes... I agree, they are fat drunken pigs Father. But what should I do my Holy protector in Heaven?

                          GASP!

                          It's not looking good for you swedish loving dick worshipper.

                          God himself, has just told me (I am only the messenger) to tie you down, strip you naked, and... and (oh Baby Jesus help me) cut off your testicles and make you eat them (pardon me for a second, some puke just came up my throat, you know that stinky, chunky kind?). He's pissed at you.

                          Keep turning your back on God's one and only begotten son. I will pray for you, but in circumstances like this, the best result I have seen is He will let you quick fry them first before eating them. Otherwise you're on your own. Praying for your soul this moment,

                          Deaner
                          I would normally recommend a psychologist but i fear you would be too dangerous for them. Do us all a favor and go to nearest police station and tell them to send you to the toughest prison they can find. It would be safest for everyone including you to be locked away from any kind of civilization.
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
                            What hate? Its known to even the worst drug addicts that drugs are very bad. But i see noone apparently cared for you enough to inform you of that.
                            Tell me, what are you on? I hope its not heroin because i have heard its the hardest drug to quit.
                            Seek help now before you take an overdose. If thats hate so be it. My hate could save your life, but only if you are prepared to listen to people.
                            Aww poor little Swede. Lash out. Persecute. Can't handle the reality of God's conditional love?

                            Everyone who disagrees with you has to be on drugs. Pathetic. What can you expect from a country with no moral compass?
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Everyone who disagrees with you has to be on drugs. Pathetic.
                              Noo but if grown men (wich i think you are supposed to be) that believe so hard in imaginary friends are either on drugs or have psychological problems.
                              And what do you say if someone disagrees with you?
                              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
                                Noo but if grown men (wich i think you are supposed to be) that believe so hard in imaginary friends are either on drugs or have psychological problems.
                                And what do you say if someone disagrees with you?
                                That you are wrong. And the penalty from God for being wrong about God is eternal torment in the Lake of fire. I am merely the messenger that you are choosing to shoot. I didn't make the rules.
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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