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  • Re: God Hates Japan!

    Now the slants have even corrupted the American institution of Disney! The Disneyland in Tokyo, Japan is letting queers get married!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Re: God Hates Japan!

      I'm glad I never liked Anime. My parents were so smart. They said the anime is from the devil. I remember my cousin showed me Fist of the North Star. Too many demons, evil, profanity, and it's also science too. My gosh, my cuz is fudging brainwashed!
      Obey God or else you will go to hell!

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      • Re: God Hates Japan!

        Originally posted by AngelKatie3 View Post
        I'm glad I never liked Anime. My parents were so smart. They said the anime is from the devil. I remember my cousin showed me Fist of the North Star. Too many demons, evil, profanity, and it's also science too. My gosh, my cuz is fudging brainwashed!
        Are you God damn kidding me? I think I just had a stroke reading this. You know what you need? To loosen the hell up, quit being so uptight and just chill the Christ-titties out. Have a beer, smoke some weed, let the good times roll.

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        • Re: God Hates Japan!

          Originally posted by AngelKatie3 View Post
          I'm glad I never liked Anime. My parents were so smart. They said the anime is from the devil. I remember my cousin showed me Fist of the North Star. Too many demons, evil, profanity, and it's also science too. My gosh, my cuz is fudging brainwashed!

          Lost for words.......

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          • Re: God Hates Japan!

            Originally posted by Hairy234 View Post
            Lost for words.......
            I think you mean "Lost"
            But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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            • Re: God Hates Japan!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              The country of Japan is littered with drunks. If there's one thing I can't stand it's a man drunk in public. They aren't Christians so they have no shame. And the most pathetic thing is, they get like this after only one or two beers!
              The United states of America is littered with brain dead, obnoxious Christians.

              If there's one thing I can't stand its a man being a stupid baptist Nazi.

              They aren't intelligent so they have no shame.

              And the most pathetic thing is, they get like this after reading the idiotic Bible and thinking they are better than everyone else.

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              • Re: God Hates Japan!

                Originally posted by Hunter Metzger View Post
                The United states of America is littered with brain dead, obnoxious Christians.

                If there's one thing I can't stand its a man being a stupid baptist Nazi.

                They aren't intelligent so they have no shame.

                And the most pathetic thing is, they get like this after reading the idiotic Bible and thinking they are better than everyone else.
                If you had behaved yourself and stuck around just a little longer you might have enlightened yourself.

                Nazi's were Catholics - not really Christians at all. We've talked about that many times here had you taken the time to read.

                Nazi's were also socialists (Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei), aka NSDAP, National Socialist German Worker's Party. It's highly unlikely you will find a Baptist Nazi in America.

                As for your other assertions, well just consider how wrong you were about the two above and the likelihood that you might be right about them is pretty low.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • Re: God Hates Japan!

                  Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                  If you had behaved yourself and stuck around just a little longer you might have enlightened yourself.

                  Nazi's were Catholics - not really Christians at all. We've talked about that many times here had you taken the time to read.

                  Nazi's were also socialists (Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei), aka NSDAP, National Socialist German Worker's Party. It's highly unlikely you will find a Baptist Nazi in America.

                  As for your other assertions, well just consider how wrong you were about the two above and the likelihood that you might be right about them is pretty low.
                  Nazis were noted for being very:
                  Hateful
                  Extremist
                  misogynistic
                  Brainwashed
                  Racist
                  Close minded
                  Stupid

                  Now doesn't that sound like the Landover baptist church?

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                  • Re: God Hates Japan!

                    Originally posted by Hunter MetzgerThe2nd View Post
                    Nazis were noted for being very:
                    Hateful
                    Extremist
                    misogynistic
                    Brainwashed
                    Racist
                    Close minded
                    Stupid

                    Now doesn't that sound like the Landover baptist church?
                    And you wonder why they banned your dumb ass the first time?

                    You're a guest here, try acting like one.

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                    • Re: God Hates Japan!

                      Originally posted by Hunter MetzgerThe2nd View Post
                      Nazis were noted for being very:
                      Hateful
                      Extremist
                      misogynistic
                      Brainwashed
                      Racist
                      Close minded
                      Stupid

                      Now doesn't that sound like the Landover baptist church?
                      Nope.

                      Because Landover True Christians™ are:
                      Trusting in God (Proverbs 3:5)
                      True Believers (Romans 15:13)
                      Loving God and other Christians, and loved by God (John 13:34)
                      Wise and following God's will (Ephesians 5:17)

                      Praise the Lord!
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • Re: God Hates Japan!

                        YOU CALL YOURSELVES CHRISTIANS?!?!?!?
                        YOU PEOPLE!!! YOUR NOT PASTORS!!! JUST HATERS!?!?!

                        Whats with you all?!?! You call yourselves followers of Jesus?!?! Have you not saw what Paul did?!?!? HE WENT TO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE JAPAN!!! All you guys are doing are saying "Serves 'em right!" "We are soo holy!!!" "HA!! They're going to hell!"

                        GOD WOULD HATE THIS!!
                        GOD HATES EVERYONE!!
                        Yet he LOVES US TOO!!!
                        Like a father!!!

                        Why don't you all go wear your purple robe and go to Jerusalem and kill that one guy that's telling the truth, and call yourselves CLEAN!
                        I am a sinner! You too! You and me and the world are unclean!!!

                        YOU CALL AMERICA GOD"S FAVORITE!?!?! (Correct me if i'm wrong, cause it looks like you did...)

                        WE HAVE SEX ON TV!! EVERYWHERE TOO

                        we have gays, lesbians, EVERYTHING BAD!!

                        I wanted to be a missionary to Japan- guess we should let them die without knowing God! Yippee! *sarcasm*

                        I will go there by myself- without you horrid people- I will go and let God save Japan. You can sit there and say stuff like "KILL SINFUL PEOPLE !! YAY GODZILLA!!! THEY DESERVE IT!!!"

                        I sound angry- I am... an angry 13 year old... who plays Pokemon... dang it!! I play a japanese thing!! I guess im a hypocrite too...

                        Proverbs verses I read that inspired me to Japan, since I didn't know whether too... (Missionary and making animated movies =D-- my dreams)
                        Do not withhold good from those to whom it is due,
                        when it is in your power to act.
                        28 Do not say to your neighbor,
                        “Come back tomorrow and I’ll give it to you”—
                        when you already have it with you.

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                        • Re: God Hates Japan!

                          Originally posted by Nightfury View Post
                          YOU CALL YOURSELVES CHRISTIANS?!?!?!?
                          No dear, the LORD calls us Christians™ (Acts 11:26).

                          Originally posted by Nightfury View Post
                          YOU PEOPLE!!! YOUR NOT PASTORS!!! JUST HATERS!?!?!
                          It's true, not all of us are pastors. I, for example, will never be a pastor. The LORD will have none of that foolishness (1st Timothy 2:11-14).

                          Originally posted by Nightfury View Post
                          Whats with you all?!?! You call yourselves followers of Jesus?!?! Have you not saw what Paul did?!?!? HE WENT TO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE JAPAN!!! All you guys are doing are saying "Serves 'em right!" "We are soo holy!!!" "HA!! They're going to hell!"
                          Firstly, we are not followers of Paul, but followers of Christ.
                          Secondly, Paul was also a follower of Christ.
                          Thirdly, I highly doubt you have read the Holy Bible, and therefore suspect you are rather ignorant about what Paul actually did. However, if I am incorrect, please do share with us what you know.



                          Originally posted by Nightfury View Post
                          GOD WOULD HATE THIS!!
                          Considering every single belief comes from God Himself, I highly doubt this, dear.

                          Originally posted by Nightfury View Post
                          GOD HATES EVERYONE!!
                          Yet he LOVES US TOO!!!
                          Like a father!!!
                          You're making no sense. Are you drunk?

                          Originally posted by Nightfury View Post
                          WE HAVE SEX ON TV!! EVERYWHERE TOO
                          This is an example of where composition really does require some basic skills. To whom are you referring when you say "WE have sex on tv"? Surely not I.

                          Originally posted by Nightfury View Post
                          we have gays, lesbians, EVERYTHING BAD!!
                          Well, gays, lesbians and everything bad is a part of living in a Fallen World, so I think I can see what you mean by this. Thanks for sharing?

                          Originally posted by Nightfury View Post
                          I wanted to be a missionary to Japan- guess we should let them die without knowing God! Yippee! *sarcasm*

                          I will go there by myself- without you horrid people- I will go and let God save Japan. You can sit there and say stuff like "KILL SINFUL PEOPLE !! YAY GODZILLA!!! THEY DESERVE IT!!!"
                          You won't be much of a missionary if you haven't actually read the Holy Bible and understood what God is doing. I would suggest you stop spending time masturbating with your fapping pillow, or whatever you kids call these things, and instead start reading the Word of God. Don't assume you know it because you learned a few stories in Sunday School. You clearly have not learned what the LORD is actually saying to you.

                          Originally posted by Nightfury View Post
                          I sound angry- I am... an angry 13 year old... who plays Pokemon... dang it!! I play a japanese thing!! I guess im a hypocrite too...
                          No, just a fool. But that can be fixed, dear. Simply read your Holy Bible, believe on every word! Trust in Jesus 100%, confess your sins, and accept Him as your Lord and Master (Romans 10:9).



                          Originally posted by Nightfury View Post
                          Proverbs verses I read that inspired me to Japan, since I didn't know whether too... (Missionary and making animated movies =D-- my dreams)
                          Do not withhold good from those to whom it is due,
                          when it is in your power to act.
                          28 Do not say to your neighbor,
                          “Come back tomorrow and I’ll give it to you”—
                          when you already have it with you.
                          Dear, you don't have the LORD with you. You have instead your own fabricated story of what you think Jesus wants from you. Don't be fooled, dear. Read the Original.



                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Re: God Hates Japan!

                            I have never had sex on a TV.

                            I am confused by the photo. Are the two women getting married or is one mouse marrying each of the women. This is a double sin.
                            Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                            • Re: God Hates Japan!

                              Originally posted by Nightfury View Post
                              YOU CALL YOURSELVES CHRISTIANS?!?!?!?
                              YOU PEOPLE!!! YOUR NOT PASTORS!!! JUST HATERS!?!?!

                              Whats with you all?!?!

                              I sound angry- I am... an angry 13 year old... who plays Pokemon
                              Young man, you seem full of hate for Jesus. We here love Jesus and it you don't like us, it applies to Jesus himself.

                              I'd suggest you reread posts by True Christians(TM). Try to understand them. Ask God to forgive you for your negative attitude toward us.
                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                              • Re: God Hates Japan!

                                Originally posted by Nightfury View Post
                                Whats with you all?!?! You call yourselves followers of Jesus?!?! Have you not saw what Paul did?!?!? HE WENT TO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE JAPAN!!! All you guys are doing are saying "Serves 'em right!" "We are soo holy!!!" "HA!! They're going to hell!"
                                Have you even read the Bible? Here's what Paul had to say about mingling with non-Christians:

                                Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them. Romans 16:17

                                Why don't you all go wear your purple robe and go to Jerusalem and kill that one guy that's telling the truth, and call yourselves CLEAN!
                                Why would we want to kill Benjamin Netanyahu? Anyway, we don't have purple robes--we're not Catholics, we're Christians.

                                I am a sinner! You too! You and me and the world are unclean!!!
                                Here's what Paul had to say about that:

                                What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound? God forbid. How shall we, that are dead to sin, live any longer therein? Romans 6:1-2

                                You are a sinner. I am dead to sin because I am a Christian.

                                I wanted to be a missionary to Japan
                                You need to start by getting yourself saved. READ THE BIBLE!

                                I will go there by myself- without you horrid people- I will go and let God save Japan.
                                If God wants to save Japan, He doesn't need your help to do it. After all, God is omnipotent.

                                I am... an angry 13 year old...
                                So, when you signed up for this site and agreed to the statement that you are 18 years of age or older, that was just a lie. You do know that lying is a sin, don't you?

                                Do not withhold good from those to whom it is due,
                                when it is in your power to act.
                                28 Do not say to your neighbor,
                                “Come back tomorrow and I’ll give it to you”—
                                when you already have it with you.
                                Proverbs 3 tells us, as you point out, not to withhold good FROM THOSE TO WHOM IT IS DUE. It also tells us

                                The curse of the LORD is on the house of the wicked. Proverbs 3:33

                                So, here's a simple guide for you:

                                AMERICA -- do not withhold good from it, except for the sinful parts where they allow gay marriage and do background checks for gun purchasers

                                JAPAN -- cursed by the LORD
                                The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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