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  • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

    OH YOUR GOD (me)

    I knew that the people i sent to the new world so many years ago weren't that smart! but i can see i should have let them all drown.

    America, you are not my favorite country! especially with remarks like that!

    You should all read books and learn something, but apparently only the worst translated book is good enough for you.

    You think you are so smart??? Please answer me the following question without insulting me:

    Why the hell don't you even understand sarcasm?? (You have a smiley for it, but i guess no one of you ever used it)
    Why do you blindly follow a book written more then 2000 years ago that was very VERY badly translated to a language completly diferent from yours?
    Why don't you even know how to correctly write in your own language?
    Why do you hate the muslins so much when you do basically the same? you give awards like "tell her once"? Do you actually beat your wifes? well if they are as smart as you, then yes, you should beat them up and beat yourself in the face right after!

    I, as God, gave you all an excellent way to make you feel better, but instead of using what i gave you, decided NOT to do it and give a reward for it! in case you didn't understand, and i'm sure, you didn't, i'm talking about masturbation...

    You have the most criminals per capita on the entire world.
    You have the biggest dept in the history of the entire world.
    You have the fattest people on the entire world.
    You have one of the lowest IQ per capita in the world.

    How the hell can you criticize other countrys without looking at your own country?

    Why do you keep eating at places like McDonalds when you should know the health risks envolved?
    Do you actually think that the on you call god have favorites?

    I really hope that none of you ever think in going to Portugal cause if you go there, the entire IQ of the population would drop a lot just by having one of you people there.

    Please, use you head to think before writting things like this on a public environment.

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    • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

      Originally posted by MisterM View Post
      Excuse me, how can I be loser when I have Jesus?! And why would I give my money to the homeless? They got what they deserved either being lazy or voting Obama and therefore insulting the God.

      YiC, M
      Posted via Mobile Device
      Everyone has Jesus, but you are one of the few that really believe that matters!
      Your vision of God and Jesus, has nothing to do with the bible.

      And yes, you are a loser just by thinking america is God's favorite country....

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      • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

        what the fuck you mean with CATLICS???? people who worship cats? Egypsians or "crazy cat people" would be far more accurate....

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        • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

          Originally posted by God_Himself View Post
          Your vision of God and Jesus, has nothing to do with the bible.
          You say so because YOU do not know the bible. Anyway, you are just jealous because we got all the land after you had killed about 90% of the native Americans. Your efforts there really made our job easier, so I have to give you credits there.

          Ps. No wonder McDonald's is so popular in Portugal with over 100 restaurants. I mean everyone who has ever tasted dago "food" understands why.

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          • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

            Why has it taken up until now for an angry sinner to have the amazing idea of pretending to be God to rebuke us?

            Like all great ideas it seems so simple.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
              You say so because YOU do not know the bible. Anyway, you are just jealous because we got all the land after you had killed about 90% of the native Americans. Your efforts there really made our job easier, so I have to give you credits there.

              Ps. No wonder McDonald's is so popular in Portugal with over 100 restaurants. I mean everyone who has ever tasted dago "food" understands why.
              I have studied the bible when i was young. but then i grew up and opened my eyes. my entire family is catholic and goes to church every sunday. i have been thought since a little kid.

              Did you ever taste any portuguese food? or any food from other country? how can you say that with nothing to backup your answer? let me guess, it says so in the "bible"

              why don't you give me an answer without insulting me? don't you have enough arguments? please, try to formulate an answer without saying anything bad about other countrys.

              PS:. Who told you i'm Portuguese, or even european?


              NOw i got an infraction!!! let me think, i said something you disagree!!!! hahahahah idiots....

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              • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                Originally posted by God_Himself View Post
                I have studied the bible when i was young. but then i grew up and opened my eyes. my entire family is catholic and goes to church every sunday. i have been thought since a little kid.

                Did you ever taste any portuguese food? or any food from other country? how can you say that with nothing to backup your answer? let me guess, it says so in the "bible"

                why don't you give me an answer without insulting me? don't you have enough arguments? please, try to formulate an answer without saying anything bad about other countrys.

                PS:. Who told you i'm Portuguese, or even european?


                NOw i got an infraction!!! let me think, i said something you disagree!!!! hahahahah idiots....
                Friend,

                You seem a little angry with God. This is the normal reaction for a lot of people on finding out they are a filthy sinner who is going to burn in Hell.

                It is often a shock to find out God hates you but things can be done about that.

                1. Praise God. Instead of pretending to be Him and then acting like a crazy retard actually praise Him for creating a way in which you don't actually burn in Hell.
                2. Believe in Him. That means you need to find out about Him. And you're not going to do that from a bunch of Catholics. Ask your local priest about Limbo or Purgatory and why Catholics don't believe in them any more even though previous infallible Popes said they were real.
                3. Do as He says. Or He will burn you in Hell.

                Consider your recent actions. Do they in any way advance your progress towards not burning in Hell forever?
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  Why has it taken up until now for an angry sinner to have the amazing idea of pretending to be God to rebuke us?

                  Like all great ideas it seems so simple.

                  please sir! do not call me angry sinner!!! im a VERY VERY HAPPY SINNER! with all the sex and masturbation and drugs and booze and all




                  this smiley -> on a god forum =

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                  • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                    Originally posted by God_Himself View Post
                    I have studied the bible when i was young. but then i grew up and opened my eyes.
                    So you agree that you do not know the bible then. If you think otherwise, please, show where we have been biblically incorrect about God or Jesus in this forum.

                    Ps. There is no need for being rude as Portugese here.

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                    • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                      Originally posted by God_Himself View Post
                      please sir! do not call me angry sinner!!! im a VERY VERY HAPPY SINNER! with all the sex and masturbation and drugs and booze and all




                      this smiley -> on a god forum =
                      Boy, please try to control your emotions. You are simply embarrassing yourself at this point.



                      Yours in Christ,

                      Z. Smyth
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                      • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        Friend,

                        You seem a little angry with God. This is the normal reaction for a lot of people on finding out they are a filthy sinner who is going to burn in Hell.

                        It is often a shock to find out God hates you but things can be done about that.

                        1. Praise God. Instead of pretending to be Him and then acting like a crazy retard actually praise Him for creating a way in which you don't actually burn in Hell.
                        2. Believe in Him. That means you need to find out about Him. And you're not going to do that from a bunch of Catholics. Ask your local priest about Limbo or Purgatory and why Catholics don't believe in them any more even though previous infallible Popes said they were real.
                        3. Do as He says. Or He will burn you in Hell.

                        Consider your recent actions. Do they in any way advance your progress towards not burning in Hell forever?
                        If anyone listens to what you say, im already in hell.

                        instead of all that god stuff your saying, why dont you do the following:
                        1. go help distribute food for the startving
                        2. give something to someone who really needs
                        3. make a montly donation to a church or institute that will actually use to money to end misery.

                        I do all this plus i volunteer to help on cleaning my town and receiving toys to send to poor children (not only during christmas, but all year)


                        what do you do for your comunity and the people on your town? you just have them and blame them for all the bad things that happen to you

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                        • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                          Originally posted by God_Himself View Post
                          If anyone listens to what you say, im already in hell.

                          instead of all that god stuff your saying, why dont you do the following:
                          1. go help distribute food for the startving
                          2. give something to someone who really needs
                          3. make a montly donation to a church or institute that will actually use to money to end misery.

                          I do all this plus i volunteer to help on cleaning my town and receiving toys to send to poor children (not only during christmas, but all year)


                          what do you do for your comunity and the people on your town? you just have them and blame them for all the bad things that happen to you
                          And all of that a waste of time because if you don't believe in Jesus you will burn in Hell forever.
                          John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

                          Meanwhile we who believe and follow His commandments will be smiling with God as you burn. All because you wouldn't follow God. How silly.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                            What part of "I Have studied the bible" didn't you understand?
                            Im not rude, im what god made of me! if i love to get drunk, then blame god, he created booze!
                            weed, the most awesome of god's creations.
                            sex, if i need to give reasons, then tou should get laid...



                            hahaha loved one of my infractions:

                            -------
                            Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum is not what we are about here.

                            If you cannot stop bragging about self-sodomy you will be confined.
                            -------


                            I'm a HOMER SEXUAL now!!! HAHAHAH hurray for Homer !!!

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                            • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                              Originally posted by God_Himself View Post
                              What part of "I Have studied the bible" didn't you understand?
                              And what did you learn? You certainly didn't learn that Catholics break God's commandments by worshipping idols.

                              You certainly didn't learn that blaspheming the Holy Ghost is a really bad idea.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                And all of that a waste of time because if you don't believe in Jesus you will burn in Hell forever.
                                John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
                                Meanwhile we who believe and follow His commandments will be smiling with God as you burn. All because you wouldn't follow God. How silly.

                                Really ?? is this your answer? you are blinder then i predicted....
                                I make my small corner of the world better every day just by helping those in need.
                                You make it worse everyday just by not doing anything.

                                Redeemed Rapist, do you feel better for giving me so many iinfractions? Do you feel like a man now?

                                Redeemed Rapist, you don't believe in eskimos dont you?

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