It is a terrible shame that Pastor Zeke’s name has been mentioned in connection with the Panamanian Mossack-Fonseca affair. Unfortunately, there are a lot of people out there who are envious of the success that is available to all Americans if only they will get out there and do some hard work.
Pastor Zeke came from humble roots and his family suffered much at times of hardship: his father was poor, his mother was poor, his butler and maid were poor, there was hardly enough for the annual trip to the Bahamas.
When Zeke’s father, the much revered Lamentations Flint, was finally promoted to glory, he left nothing more than a few million dollars and eight properties scattered throughout the world. Despite such disadvantages, Pastor Zeke put his shoulder to the grindstone and looked to the future. Foregoing many things you may consider to be “luxuries”, he flew his private jet from country to country ensuring that the estate was efficiently run and would turn a modest profit. So dedicated was he that he even had to evict his mother from the main family home and place her in the care of newly purchased the “Nome Home From Home” senior care center in Alaska – a decision that tore at his heartstrings until the day she died three weeks later.
It was against such a deprived background that Zeke formed 359 companies in Panama to deal with the complex affairs of international property. All of you will understand that even for the small, hardworking businessman, the fluctuations of international currency exchange rates and various tax-regimes were simply an unnecessary formality when the work of God was to be done.
Zeke has always been one to say “Give unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s” and to that extent, the companies ensured that the correct Caesar received exactly what that Caesar deserved.
Of course, Jesus spoke of Tiberius Caesar, the ruler in Rome at the time of Jesus’s temporary death. Zeke has spent endless hours trying to find Tiberius Caesar’s descendants, all, so far, without success. In the meantime, Zeke can do nothing but keep the money safely.
Here are some picture of Zeke keeping money safe for the true heirs to Tiberius Caesar, should they ever be found.
Pastor Zeke came from humble roots and his family suffered much at times of hardship: his father was poor, his mother was poor, his butler and maid were poor, there was hardly enough for the annual trip to the Bahamas.
When Zeke’s father, the much revered Lamentations Flint, was finally promoted to glory, he left nothing more than a few million dollars and eight properties scattered throughout the world. Despite such disadvantages, Pastor Zeke put his shoulder to the grindstone and looked to the future. Foregoing many things you may consider to be “luxuries”, he flew his private jet from country to country ensuring that the estate was efficiently run and would turn a modest profit. So dedicated was he that he even had to evict his mother from the main family home and place her in the care of newly purchased the “Nome Home From Home” senior care center in Alaska – a decision that tore at his heartstrings until the day she died three weeks later.
It was against such a deprived background that Zeke formed 359 companies in Panama to deal with the complex affairs of international property. All of you will understand that even for the small, hardworking businessman, the fluctuations of international currency exchange rates and various tax-regimes were simply an unnecessary formality when the work of God was to be done.
Zeke has always been one to say “Give unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s” and to that extent, the companies ensured that the correct Caesar received exactly what that Caesar deserved.
Of course, Jesus spoke of Tiberius Caesar, the ruler in Rome at the time of Jesus’s temporary death. Zeke has spent endless hours trying to find Tiberius Caesar’s descendants, all, so far, without success. In the meantime, Zeke can do nothing but keep the money safely.
Here are some picture of Zeke keeping money safe for the true heirs to Tiberius Caesar, should they ever be found.
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