Additions to the Banned Book List

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Book that are banned from all school libraries with immediate effect:


1. “Pride and Prejudice” by Jane Austen. For starters, “pride" is a known LGBTQ term. And “prejudice" might make my white child feel guilt, which is an unacceptable emotion. So you want to expose my kid to both pride AND prejudice? I don’t think so!

2. "The Black Stallion” by Walter Parley. Clearly the liberals have found a way to sneak critical race theory into an otherwise decent story about a horse.

3. “The Brothers Karamazov” by Fyodor Dostoyevsky. Nice try, commies.

4 “The Invisible Man” by Ralph Ellison. Presumably another feminist attempt to silence American men. We will not tolerate such wokeness.

5. "It" by Stephen King. Oh, for Pete’s sake, the title is a darn pronoun. I see what you’re up to, Stephen King. We all know pronouns can lead young people to explore and eventually embrace their "true identities".
Not on my watch!

6. “The Sun Also Rises” by Ernest Hemingway. Sounds like some kind of climate change propaganda. Add it to the burn pile.

7. “Moby Dick" by Herman Melville. This one's self-explanatory.

8. “The Canterbury Tales” by Geoffrey Chaucer. Brimming with filth and perversion. Also promotes the acceptance of iambic pentameter, better known as "Satan’s rhyming pattern”

9. “The Count of Monte Cristo” by Alexandre Dumas. Sounds both foreign and vaguely gay.

10. “Fahrenheit 451” by Ray Bradbury. A dystopian tale of a future America In which books have been outlawed and are rounded up and burned by “firemen’ who enforce the laws and ... on second thought, let’s keep this one.

[Johny Joe Hold]

In the 1940's a book called Lassie was written idolizing a dog. We can't seem to get rid of it.

Lassie - Wikipedia

[handmaiden]

In the 1940's a book called Lassie was written idolizing a dog. We can't seem to get rid of it.

Lassie - Wikipedia

Contrary to public perception, not once did Lassie ever save someone who had fallen down a well. Heartless bitch.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Contrary to public perception, not once did Lassie ever save someone who had fallen down a well.

Just another false Savior.

[Adam Fag]

a dog

Waugh's "The Loved One"

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Book that are banned from all school libraries with immediate effect:

10. “Fahrenheit 451” by Ray Bradbury. A dystopian tale of a future America In which books have been outlawed and are rounded up and burned by “firemen’ who enforce the laws and ... on second thought, let’s keep this one.

Actually, it can be burned as with every dystopian novel is plagiarized from We from Yevegny Zamyatyn.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Actually, it can be burned as with every dystopian novel is plagiarized from We from Yevegny Zamyatyn.

Yevegny Zamyatyn? Was he a commie/Catlick? (The "Don Camillo" books are already banned.)

[MitzaLizalor]

Yevegny Zamyatyn? Was he a commie/Catlick? (The "Don Camillo" books are already banned.)

He's probably thinking of Aristophanes.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Yevegny Zamyatyn? Was he a commie/Catlick? (The "Don Camillo" books are already banned.)

Actually, Yevgeny Zamyatjn was Russian, so he couldn't have been a Catholic. He also criticized the Soviet Union, so he couldn't have been a Commie either.

[MitzaLizalor]

The erstwhile Italian Orthodox outfit no doubt loses touch with all the splinter groups. The pre-Soviet shard however is in communion with Rome (not to be confused with the Russian Greek Catholic Church or presumably the Greek Catholic Church or the Roman Catholic Church in Greece (or Russia))

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Originally Posted here: https://www.britannica.com/topic/Russian-Catholic-Church
.Russian Catholic church, an Eastern Catholic church of the Byzantine rite, in communion with Rome

I've highlighted the pertinent phrase but had never heard of Vladimir Solovyov so broadened my horizons by reading this on the Internet Encycl. of Philosophy, which claims to be peer-reviewed:

https://iep.utm.edu/solovyov/

and I'll include an Imperial era photograph



so a sort of cross between Rasputin and PIVS nonus. Anyway, he was their inspiration.

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Pius IX	Rasputin

[Basilissa]

https://iep.utm.edu/solovyov/[/URL]

and I'll include an Imperial era photograph



so a sort of cross between Rasputin and PIVS nonus. Anyway, he was their inspiration.

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Pius IX	Rasputin

Sister Mitza, I think he is Rasputin, just a bit younger and tad bit less crazy.

Either that, or maybe all Russians just look alike.

[MitzaLizalor]

https://iep.utm.edu/solovyov/
His studies . . . were left quite incomplete owing to his premature death in 1900 at the age of 47 [while] preparing a new Russian translation of Plato’s works.

..so at least we were spared that!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Actually, Yevgeny Zamyatjn was Russian, so he couldn't have been a Catholic. He also criticized the Soviet Union, so he couldn't have been a Commie either.

Half of those who allegedly criticized the Soviet Union were Commie spies - the KGB just gave them a backstory to increase their credibility.

[MitzaLizalor]

the KGB just gave them a backstory

Wasn't that Mr Putin's job, thinking up the backstories? Before confessing Christ, albeit within the orthodox tradition, he was a communist. Has he since written any books that would be suitable replacements?

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Lolita can be added to the list. It is too immoral.