NO SYRIAN REFUGEES IN FREEHOLD

[Johny Joe Hold]

AN OPEN LETTER TO CITIZENS:

The wonderful moment of the birth of Jesus is only a short time away. I think it is the appropriate time to reaffirm the Christian principles upon which our city and our nation were founded. I am hereby banning refugees from Syria from entering our city.

Allowing goat eating Muslims into our Christian City of Freehold is not an option. We use the Bible as our moral and legal foundation. Muslims from Syria use I don't know what. Diversity makes our city weaker, not stronger.

Our civic life in Freehold is based on the Bible. Because of this, we tolerate only one race and one religion.

My best to our patriotic and Christian citizens.

Johny Joe Hold
Mayor

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Well thank you Jesus!

And thank you, Mr. Mayor!

With all this talk about letting refugees in to take over our culture, I had been praying Freehold would be safe from such evil influences. And let's be honest, shall we? Letting in refugees is letting in demons by the thousands. Why, if we know a single sweater can be infected with demons and thus upset the spiritual integrity of the home, how much more will each sweating, grunting, squatting Arab and their kowtowing to a camel-piss drinking moon god upset the spiritual integrity of any community?

[Nobar King]

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Can you imagine what its going to be like? You go to the Piggly Wiggly and it's full of recent immigrants trying out their food cards and buying whatever they want with my money. I don't dare ask them "are you one of those recent Syrian refugees?" Do I look like I want to get blown up by a suicide bomber?

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Thank you Mayor.

And for those who says "well there are Syrian Christians, aren't there?", to start off with, how can we know for sure which ones are Christians? How can we be entirely sure they aren't just disguised muslim suicide bombers? Would you trust an ugly, sweaty, bearded, rag-head sand nigra saying "hey I'm a Christian"? I for sure wouldn't! Sounds like a good trick to get into and blow up the nearest Baptist church to me.

Secondly, I have read up on this and it turns out that Syrian "Christians" are either Paptists or Syriac Orthodox, just as godless and unsaved as the mooselimbs they are fleeing from. But we haven't come to the worst part yet. These supposed "Christians" even calls God for Allah. Syrian non-mooselimbs can also be Yazidis, who openly worships Satan!

In other words, not the type of people we want in Freehold!

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Oh MY! What a relief! Could you imagine all those little sand moolies and pajama mommas running around with their little slurpee lickers squawking and flittering about?

I was once on mission in Oklahoma when I stopped in a gas station. In walks in a rug pilot and his brood of little cabbie-kiddies. His ninja-lady stood there eyeing everyone in the store like she was about to light her fuse. The place suddenly smelled of curried diaper sweat and camel crap. I opened my mouth to tell the man that he should use soap, but all that came out was my steak and eggs breakfast. I ran out of there before his little gaggle of sand fleas could start licking it up.

They are a perfect example of what happens when you KNOW about Jesus but choose to ignore His offer of salvation. Lord have mercy!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You know God once smote Ahaz with the king of Syria.

Ahaz was another king that God didn't like very much. He just wasn't enough like David to suit him.

Ahaz ... did not that which was right in the sight of the LORD, like David his father. 2 Chronicles 28.1

And, it's true; he did seem to lack parenting skills.

Moreover he ... burnt his children in the fire. Chronicles 28.3

But worst of all, he was a compulsive incense burner, burning incense in the high places, and on the hills, and under every green tree in Judah.

He burnt incense in the high places, and on the hills, and under every green tree. Chronicles 28.4

So, of course, God had to put a stop to that.

He did it in the usual way; he smote him by delivering him into the hand of another king (this time the king of Syria).

Wherefore the LORD his God delivered him into the hand of the king of Syria; and they smote him … And he was also delivered into the hand of the king of Israel, who smote him with a great slaughter. Chronicles 28.5

The text doesn't say how many of Judah's soldiers died in this smiting. But since in the next verse 120,000 soldiers die in one day, I figure it must have been at least 10,000.

[Des]

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Does this ban apply to domestic help as well? I've recently met some interesting fellows from Iraq and Syria who are willing to offer me discounted procuring charges if I buy 10 or more of the female laborers they have thoughtfully located despite all the turmoil over there.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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If you thought listening to Justin Bieber or booty rap from a nigra car stereo was the worst thing you ever heard, take a listen to this (even a dog knows better). If you let mooselimbs into your town the first thing they do is start stringing up loudspeakers on all your light poles - and then you have to listen to this crap 5 times a day (and they call themselves the religion of "peace").

[I Man Rastafari]

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If you thought listening to Justin Bieber or booty rap from a nigra car stereo was the worst thing you ever heard, take a listen to this (even a dog knows better). If you let mooselimbs into your town the first thing they do is start stringing up loudspeakers on all your light poles - and then you have to listen to this crap 5 times a day (and they call themselves the religion of "peace").

I believe that from the markings on the wall that this is a Christian dog and so he is probably upset by the Muslim singing.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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One object that has been overlooked and cannot be overcome, is the amount of disease these people might be carrying with them. They are all from lands around The Holy Land and will be carrying plague, the botch, etc.

De:28:27: The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.
De:28:35: The LORD shall smite thee in the knees, and in the legs, with a sore botch that cannot be healed, from the sole of thy foot unto the top of thy head.
Ex:9:11: And the magicians could not stand before Moses because of the boils; for the boil was upon the magicians, and upon all the Egyptians.

I know The Lord will protect us, but this is a bit like inviting a lion in for a meal - we should not tempt The Lord - He doesn't have much time for the terminally stupid... which is why he has sent a strong delusion to those atheist-liberals "that they should believe a lie" (2Th:2:11) - i.e. "Ooo Yes, let them all come here, they are nice people..."

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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The mooselimbs claim to have 1.6 billion adherents worldwide to the profit mohammed (piss be upon him) and their false moon god allah religion. Here is a list of 46 other mooselimb countries that should be proud to accept their own brothers and sisters with their shared culture of caliphates, joo hating, and bomb making skills.

https://nosharia.wordpress.com/list-of-muslim-majority-countries-with-sectstategovernment/

If Donald Trump were in charge he would be negotiating to sell off these refugees to the highest bidder.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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The mooselimbs claim to have 1.6 billion adherents worldwide to the profit mohammed (piss be upon him) and their false moon god allah religion.... shared culture of caliphates, joo hating, and bomb making skills.

The problem is even bigger than Syria. It is anticipated 20 million people from Bangladesh will be displaced in the future. They chew betel nut leaves. Do you want this person as your neighbor in Freehold?

[James Hutchins]

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As some of you know, I have been able to find safe and secure work for some of these refugees. Working along side of Free Market Fred and using the Divine Guidance of God, I have made arrangements to move many container loads of these beings (all well secured and away from decent people). The containers were all going to be shipped empty and I got the space for a song.
Lord knows, the last thing we need is some family of suicide bomb vest wearing ragheads running amuck on the spotless streets of Freehold. Then it hit me like Jesus slapping a catlick with a wet fish!
What if, we let these beings go (I think this is the correct term) go 'spelunking'?
A few years back, I picked up a 15% interest in Big Branch Mine in West Virginia after there was a witch hunt for our good friend, Don Blankenship. What better a place for a bomb vest to go off than in a coal seam? No drilling, no Americans. Just toss in a jar of honey and have the riffraff go in after it, ka-Boom!
As the french say - Voila! We get coal for refugees! Win-Win!


Of course I will make most of the 'on-paper' profits be part of a charitble trust benefiting the Pastorial Discretionary fund.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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This is what I don't want for Freehold. There is a city in Michigan where ISIS has taken over. Five prayers a day, the whole thing. It is a dangerous place:

Inside America's only Muslim-majority city, where the call to prayer echoes in the streets - and Syrian refugees are welcomed in defiance of the governor

• Hamtramck, Michigan, is officially the only city in America where Muslims form a majority after immigration from Bangladesh, Yemen and Bosnia
• It is now welcoming Syrian refugees despite the Michigan governor wanting none in his state
• One new arrival tells Daily Mail Online: 'There is a mosque on the corner, most of the people speak our language. This place feels like home.'
• Latest census figures put Arabic population at 23 percent, Bangladeshi at 19 percent, Bosnians and other Muslims at around nine percent

By Ben Ashford In Hamtramck, Michigan , For Dailymail.com
Published: 10:18 EST, 30 November 2015 | Updated: 09:49 EST, 1 December 2015

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz3t7j1IhqL
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[Basilissa]

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Amen, Mr. Mayor.

It is a very well known fact published in a highly respectable news source that Dearborn (a town next to Hamtramck) has already implemented the Sharia law.

I have left Hamtramck some years ago to live up north (in the nice white Christian part of Michigan), but those who stayed complain a lot that Hamtramck ain't what it used to be. All these Arab immigrants are turning it from a nice Polish town into something foreign.