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  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392
    #1

    God destroys Iceland to PUNISH Poland! Landover prayers Answered!

    Shout Glory!

    We prayed for the destruction of Iceland!

    Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37350
    Please check regularly


    And we prayed for the punishment of Poland!

    Does God hates Poland ? - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=39294&highlight=hates+poland
    Serving God with True Christian™ art. Gays, Mexicans and Clinton voters not welcome!


    Now God is destroying that vile island of ice and sin and sending the plumes of ash over Poland preventing world leaders from attending the funeral of their political elite God destroyed last week (after our prayers)!

    http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/LDE63F0CB.htm

    16 Apr 2010 07:17:04 GMT
    Source: Reuters
    WARSAW, April 16 (Reuters) - A huge ash cloud from an Icelandic volcano that has caused the closure of airports across northern Europe may force a delay in Sunday's funeral for Poland's President Lech Kaczynski and his wife, an official in the presidential administration said on Friday. U.S. President Barack Obama and dozens of other global leaders are due to attend the funeral at Krakow's Wawel cathedral in southern Poland. On Friday Krakow airport was one of only two in Poland still open.
    The first volcano we prayed for wasn't enough to convince people, when it happened. The decapitation of the Polish leadership wasn't enough to convince people, when we prayed for it. So now, GOD HAS PUT THE TWO TOGETHER!

    Get it now, sinners?



    If I was living in New Zealand, I'd be really worried about now. We've just started our prayers against them...
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 04-16-2010, 03:22 PM.
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    • mr religion?
      Unsaved trash
      • Apr 2010
      • 33
      #2
      Re: God destroys Iceland to PUNISH Poland! Landover prayers Answe

      1. Racist
      2. Bull S.H.I.T

      Nearlly everyone on this forum are totall pricks and I admit I am as bad as them at times but I don't use mythical creatures to explain my hatred towards others.
      I understand everyone has their own opinions on things but using god as a way to insult and spew hatred towards other if I remember rightly one of your ten commandments is to not use gods name in vain and what are you lot doin oh yes using your 'god' to spew hatred.

      The magority oh you are bias because one you are american which therefore means you have been raised a certain way (no offense). I admit i am biased at times but within theses topics I am not as I am not american, I am not religious.
      The movie ran through me, The glamour subdued me, The tabloid untied me,
      I'm empty please fill me, Mister anchor assure me, That Baghdad is burning,
      Your voice it is so soothing, That cunning mantra of killing,I need you my witness,
      To dress this up so bloodless, To numb me and purge me now, Of thoughts of blaming you,

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22877
          #3
          Re: God destroys Iceland to PUNISH Poland! Landover prayers Answe

          Lu:19:27: But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

          That's Jesus speaking, son.

          Psalms:21:8: Thine hand shall find out all thine enemies: thy right hand shall find out those that hate thee.

          That's God The Father speaking

          M't:7:7: Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

          That's a promise that prayers are answered.

          Checkmate, atheist!
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • True Disciple
              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2445
              #4
              Re: God destroys Iceland to PUNISH Poland! Landover prayers Answe

              You know, Brother, after it decreased in activity about two weeks after the first eruption, I wondered why God was delaying the punishment of Iceland.

              Now I realize why! If it had erupted sooner, then the plane carrying the Hellish government of Poland couldn't have left off, and that would have thwarted God's Great Plan, which involved both the volcanic eruption to punish both countries and the plane crash which punished Poland.

              His Ways are Mysterious, but always end in more His Name being Praised through His Mighty Deeds!
              Sweet Lord Jesus,
              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

              Amen.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22366
                  #5
                  Re: God destroys Iceland to PUNISH Poland! Landover prayers Answe

                  Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                  Now I realize why! If it had erupted sooner, then the plane carrying the Hellish government of Poland couldn't have left off, and that would have thwarted God's Great Plan, which involved both the volcanic eruption to punish both countries and the plane crash which punished Poland.
                  Praise The LORD!
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405
                      #6
                      Re: God destroys Iceland to PUNISH Poland! Landover prayers Answe

                      Oh Glory! Hopefully Jesus will causes enough ash to be thrown into the atmosphere to smother out the life of most of Europe. GLORY at the thought of socialist scum chocking to death like they deserve for refusing Christ' own freemarkt.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748
                          #7
                          Re: God destroys Iceland to PUNISH Poland! Landover prayers Answe

                          Originally posted by mr religion? View Post
                          1. Racist
                          Icelanders and Poles are now considered distinct races?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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