[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

Are you saying the Bible is out of date, friend? If so, why hasn't God written another one?

Well said, sister.
There's just no way he could ever argue against such logic.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

Brother Ahimaaz

Interesting. Dross is a particularly puzzling element to me, since Proverbs 26:23 presents us with a variant, "silver dross." Is this just an isotope of dross? A separate element entirely? An alloy perhaps? Puzzling questions, indeed, especially for someone like me, who has studied very little Biblical chemistry (though your post has inspired me to crack open the KJV1611 and brush up on the subject).

The example pictured earlier is copper dross – it is what is left when you boil out all the goodness of copper – sliver dross is just the same – you boil the silver out and you’re left with dross. You can boil dross all day, and you’re just left with dross. As it has been tested already (see earlier) I subjected it to smiting – nothing much happens, except bits fly everywhere, so it’s an element.

Eze:13:11: Say unto them which daub it with untempered morter, that it shall fall: there shall be an overflowing shower; and ye, O great hailstones, shall fall; and a stormy wind shall rend it.

I assume that when you refer to “ whitewash” (the common name), you refer untempered mortar (scientific name). Unfortunately, the secret of untempering mortar has been lost (I recall having it in my pocket when I went to the car this morning.)

Morter is slime, probably with Rock in it: Ge:11:3: And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them throughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.

Pastor Ezekiel

Brother Ezekiel, I wonder if Shittim wouldn't fit into your periodic table somewhere.

Most interesting, but I’m afraid that is not possible. As I understand it Shittim means “of the Shitt” (or it may just be “Shitts”) So it is wood of the shitts.

As it happens I have just unloaded what felt like a cubic cubit of Shitt and I can tell you that it was a relief when I had finished!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

You can boil dross all day, and you’re just left with dross.

See, already your table has explained one of the great mysteries of the ages! I can only imagine the wonders that will result as you and Dr. Ville collaborate on further investigations.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Ah, Brother Smith, I knew there was something I wished to ask you with your language skills and all -

Perhaps the most intriguing Biblical element is (in Hebrew) ךופ , translated variously as "fair colors" (Isaiah 54:11), "painting" (Jeremaiah 4:30), and "precious stones" (1 Chronicles 29:2).

Could you give a phonetic pronunciation of the squiggles? I've a feeling it may help.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

How very...archaic

Are you seriously claiming that rocks are archaic and out-of-date? At what point did iron cease to be relevant to the modern world?

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

Ah, Brother Smith, I knew there was something I wished to ask you with your language skills and all -
Could you give a phonetic pronunciation of the squiggles? I've a feeling it may help.

Always willing to help with a scientific investigation. It's pronounced pookh, whre the "kh" is pronounced like you're clearing your throat to hock the world's biggest loogie, but more gutteral, i.e., just like pronouncing any word in Dutch.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

Always willing to help with a scientific investigation. It's pronounced pookh, whre the "kh" is pronounced like you're clearing your throat to hock the world's biggest loogie, but more gutteral, i.e., just like pronouncing any word in Dutch.

Many thanks. I am taking it through the great vowel and consonant shift of Babel.

I will report back later.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

The table has now been updated with

Salt: As Lot’s wife was turned into Salt, and there would be little point turning her into anything complicated, Salt has been declared an element.

Dross. This is found mixed with Silver and can be extracted. It is no good for anything else, so it is an element.

Tin We are informed that “things are made of tin”. There is no note of anyone mixing anything to make the original tin, so it is an element.

Mystery and Faith: Omissions from the original list that concentrated on the Old Testament. As one can have “an air of Mystery” or “an air of Faith” these are clearly rightly placed in the “Air” Group. They are heavier than air because we all know that “an air of mystery” either descends on something or “pervades something”; if they were lighter than air, they would just float away.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

Is excrement an element? As in Ezekiel 4:12....


Or piss? Like Isaiah 36:12.

Just a thought...

[SkeptiCobey]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

Wrong. Right

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

I clicked that link and it is Godless! Where is the hope of Salvation, are we to be reduced to mere atoms, when there are whole and Godly substances? I will run up the flag of Biblical Science to proclaim God's Victory over secular sin:

[Gabriel Reproba]

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Wrong. Right

I have no idea what this means? Are you threatening to suicide bomb us if we don't accept some other version that what you are dictating to us?

[Mordecai]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

How can you account for all the other known elements? E.g. Uranium, oxygen, nitrogen etc etc and all the others not on this periodic table but on the other one posted by SkeptiCobey. There are massive flaws in your periodic table I'm sorry to say.

[Alsnoy]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

hahaahaha nice thread
where is platinum and uranium or wolfram
the elements like fire I would like to see them!
and coal is oxygen and carbon together

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

How can you account for all the other known elements? E.g. Uranium, oxygen, nitrogen etc etc and all the others not on this periodic table but on the other one posted by SkeptiCobey. There are massive flaws in your periodic table I'm sorry to say.

hahaahaha nice thread
where is platinum and uranium or wolfram
the elements like fire I would like to see them!
and coal is oxygen and carbon together

Are you conjoined twins, separated and brain-damaged at birth?

Uranium is earth + heat
Oxygen is dephlogisticated air
Nitrogen is phlogisticated air
Platinum is probably an offshoot of lead being gray and heavy
Wolfram seems to be some godless interweb page.