[ThatGayKid]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Lmao, I'm only 16, I'm too lazy to wash or clean anything :]
As for the gent with the glasses, ever heard of Tabula Rasa? Oh wait, you're narrow-minded, so you'll have to Google that one
Nevertheless, I'm just here to have fun, maybe save a soul or two, I don't know...
~ThatWiccanKid

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Lmao, I'm only 16, I'm too lazy to wash or clean anything :]
As for the gent with the glasses, ever heard of Tabula Rasa? Oh wait, you're narrow-minded, so you'll have to Google that one
Nevertheless, I'm just here to have fun, maybe save a soul or two, I don't know...
~ThatWiccanKid

Last chance. Answer the question or be banned and stay unsaved and Hell-bound.

[ThatGayKid]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I came to discuss it, and perhaps try to make some sense of all this. I expected to be banned by now, so that's up to you. As for me being a pedophile, I'm not of age to be considered such a harsh term. I have a 17 year old girlfriend. I'm white, she's Asian, that's illegal in your religion, isn't it?

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I came to discuss it, and perhaps try to make some sense of all this.

Then why are you not discussing it. I will ask you one more time:

I have cited multiple pieces of Scripture from the Holy King James Bible that instruct me to kill my misbehaving kittens and to do so via stoning or drowning.

You assert that this is wrong, so show me where, in the Holy Bible, it says anything taht contradicts the scripture I have posted.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I came to discuss it, and perhaps try to make some sense of all this. I expected to be banned by now, so that's up to you. As for me being a pedophile, I'm not of age to be considered such a harsh term. I have a 17 year old girlfriend. I'm white, she's Asian, that's illegal in your religion, isn't it?

Show me a man who thinks race-mixing is not an abomination unto God, and I'll show you a man who hasn't read Ezra 9-10.

[ThatGayKid]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I'm crying from laughter over here. You totally "hax0red" my account because you know I'm getting to you guys. Just admit it, you're all unhappy, narrow-minded, and gullible for living in your fantasy world. If we're all going to stop being mature here, then I think I've proved my point. You lose, I win. Have a nice life of slavery.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I'm crying from laughter over here. You totally "hax0red" my account because you know I'm getting to you guys. Just admit it, you're all unhappy, narrow-minded, and gullible for living in your fantasy world. If we're all going to stop being mature here, then I think I've proved my point. You lose, I win. Have a nice life of slavery.

I give up. These 4chan kids come in... say something random, won't engage when asked to post a single citation supporting tehir claims, and then giggle like schoolgirls. Is this what passes for intelligent behavior among atheists?

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

You lose, I win. Have a nice life of slavery.

You have yet to post anything you back up your claim. The only thing you have said is that you are a race-mixing, drug-using heathen and that you are so 'Leet' and 'cool'.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

As for the gent with the glasses, ever heard of Tabula Rasa?

Blank slate. Describes you perfectly. An idiot.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

If it's not too late, I'll take the kittens off your hands. I have some more vivisection work to do on this project: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=11665

[ThatGayKid]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I love waking up to all the hate comments :]
Everyone is born a blank slate. What happens to them in life defines who they are. That would sure as hell explain a lot on this website. Did mommy and daddy deny you all the love and care that my parents gave me? Did daddy touch you inappropriately and said that's it's okay because God wanted him to? Were you beaten with a shoe every time you didn't please your parents? You people are the filth of the Earth. I hope every single one of you burns at the stake like my people did 300 years ago. I don't use drugs, and I know that. YOU, on the other hand, should honestly stop whatever the fuck it is that you're smoking. There is no God. Grow up and start acting like decent people. Only then will you realize that, "Hey, maybe it's time to get the stick out of my ass and have a little fun while I'm still alive." Burn, all of you, burn.
~ThatWiccanKid

[MyAmazingMonkeyGod]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Either:

1. Give them to someone

2. Take a video of it, post it at PETA, and watch the magic happen.

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I love waking up to all the hate comments :]

Aren't you lucky. You'll get a lot of them here since you insist on declaring your sexuality in your name.

Everyone is born a blank slate. What happens to them in life defines who they are.

Yes and no. Everyone has the choice to believe in Christ and if they don't it's not 'who they are', it's lying to themselves and to Yahweh. It'll only result in their own eternal torment.

Did mommy and daddy deny you all the love and care that my parents gave me? Did daddy touch you inappropriately and said that's it's okay because God wanted him to? Were you beaten with a shoe every time you didn't please your parents?

Aw.
Look at the little troll. He's trying to act all tough by insulting our childhood.

Also, none of the things you describe are that bad.

You people are the filth of the Earth

I will inherit the Kingdom of Heaven.

I don't use drugs, and I know that. YOU, on the other hand, should honestly stop whatever the piffle it is that you're smoking.

'Piffle' is a very strong word.

There is no God.

It's a shame they still don't burn you at the stake.

Grow up and start acting like decent people. Only then will you realize that, "Hey, maybe it's time to get the stick out of my ass and have a little fun while I'm still alive." Burn, all of you, burn.

Life is very short. Death is forever. My paradise will stretch into eternity; your pain will go on till the end of time.

[Fishsucker]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

This makes me want to vomit

The Bible actually has much to say in regard to animal abuse. In the beginning, God created the earth and all the creatures on it to be under the authority of humanity. He entrusted these beautiful elements of His creation to our care (Genesis 1:26). Our sinful nature causes us to abuse the animal kingdom, sometimes without even realizing it. Yet, God expects the Christian, above all others, to be sensitive to all of His creation, knowing that exploiting or abusing it shows a disrespect for God Himself. Abuse of anything that God made is not the character of God, but rather of the Evil One.
In Deuteronomy 22:6-7, God promises a long life to those who will watch over wild birds. If we rape the land or the creatures in it, what will sustain us in the future? He allows for the taking of eggs, but commands that we release the mother bird to continue living in the wild and reproducing as He intended. In Job 38:41, God says that He hears the cries of newborn ravens crying to Him for food. Jesus went on to say that God supplies food for the wild birds and that not one of them falls to the ground without Him knowing it
this also goes for those of you who want to mindlessly hunt coyotes

[MyAmazingMonkeyGod]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

This makes me want to vomit

The Bible actually has much to say in regard to animal abuse. In the beginning, God created the earth and all the creatures on it to be under the authority of humanity. He entrusted these beautiful elements of His creation to our care (Genesis 1:26). Our sinful nature causes us to abuse the animal kingdom, sometimes without even realizing it. Yet, God expects the Christian, above all others, to be sensitive to all of His creation, knowing that exploiting or abusing it shows a disrespect for God Himself. Abuse of anything that God made is not the character of God, but rather of the Evil One.
In Deuteronomy 22:6-7, God promises a long life to those who will watch over wild birds. If we rape the land or the creatures in it, what will sustain us in the future? He allows for the taking of eggs, but commands that we release the mother bird to continue living in the wild and reproducing as He intended. In Job 38:41, God says that He hears the cries of newborn ravens crying to Him for food. Jesus went on to say that God supplies food for the wild birds and that not one of them falls to the ground without Him knowing it
this also goes for those of you who want to mindlessly hunt coyotes

This is exactly what these people need, thank you very much!