[GayAndProud]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Is this a joke? He sounds like 50 year old pedophile wanting young boys to send pictures of their p*****s to him. Also to clear a few things up.
when that "Salt pillar" gets hard. Its blood flowing into your P***s making it "erect". its not sin. and your semen is certainly not Devil seed. P*****s are amazing. They need to be worshiped. and honestly i would be fine worshiping a p***is better then your Crappy god. can i get a AMEN for P*****S!!

[John Creeser]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Is this a joke? He sounds like 50 year old pedophile wanting young boys to send pictures of their p*****s to him. Also to clear a few things up.
when that "Salt pillar" gets hard. Its blood flowing into your P***s making it "erect". its not sin. and your semen is certainly not Devil seed. P*****s are amazing. They need to be worshiped. and honestly i would be fine worshiping a p***is better then your Crappy god. can i get a AMEN for P*****S!!

Of course you have the appropriate scripture to back it up? Wait! Of course not, you're a hellbound queer who hasn't read the Bible (or you would know you are going to burn in hell for that).

Why would anyone choose that?

[Cristian-]

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No, doing it is being a perverted, unrepentant sinner who is going to spend all eternity in hell being sodomized by a never ending conga line of demons.

For someone who Hates the sodomy, you sure do bring it up and awful lot. Is that the only thing on your mind?

[turdbear]

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@Christian, lol, so true. It seems like these people are obsessed with it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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@Christian, lol, so true. It seems like these people are obsessed with it.

Especially the crippleds and the retards. They are notorious and chronic masturbators.

[Paul the Foreigner]

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If someone wants to quit masturbation, I can show an other page, and I link again that I showed before:

http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/

http://chastetothegloryofgod.blog.com/

for singles:

http://thechastitybelt.org/

http://www.singleness.org/

http://www.celibrate.org/

[Godfly]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

The women of the Westborough Baptist Church can be very helpfu in overcoming masturbAtion.

[Paul the Foreigner]

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The women of the Westborough Baptist Church can be very helpfu in overcoming masturbAtion.

Why? How?

[Godfly]

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Why? How?

There very presence makes dirty thoughts flee from the mind.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Here's a new Christian comic book I just came across.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

PRAISE JESUS!

I have been praying for months for Him to do something about the masturbating little freak that lives just down our road. I see him stroking cats to lure them back into his bedroom for bestiality. He walks past our house and looks lustfully on my car, coveting it. And I saw him look on my wife once and undress her with his eyes. I only need to close my eyes and the image of them coupling like sweaty beasts fills my mind.

Anyway, naturally I would think any True Christian(tm) would have little problem imagining this sinful wretch lying on his bed surrounded by tissues choking the chicken. His face straining with sinful thoughts of ravaging my wife and the daughter of Mr Swallow down the road with her comely breasts and low cut top. He must be hardly able to keep his eyes off the little slut.

Well my prayers to stop his onanism were answered last night. There was a police car round at his house. When I inquired it would seem that he was in a car accident earlier that evening and has been paralysed from the chest down. No more engorged tallywackers for that kid!

GLORY!

[Paragon of virtue]

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That's Great News!! Maybe now he can channel all of that wasted energy into reading the Word...or if that's too difficult someone can read it aloud to him as they are feeding him his daily serving of mush or apple sauce. You would be surprised when God wants you to slow down, you WILL slow down, like it or not. It will all work out in the end. He may not be able to physically grow anymore, but spiritual growth is better anyway !

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Well my prayers to stop his onanism were answered last night. There was a police car round at his house. When I inquired it would seem that he was in a car accident earlier that evening and has been paralysed from the chest down. No more engorged tallywackers for that kid!

GLORY!

Oh Redeemed Papist, I join you in Praising Sweet and Merciful Jesus for that Wonderful Miracle!

\0/

[Bob4God]

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Now that the young man has been paralyzed rather than killed, perhaps he will see how merciful and forgiving our GOD really is! Either way, he is now literally unable to plug his ears to the good news, and you will be rewarded in Heaven for taking advantage of that.

Put a clamp on his wheel chair tires and read him the gospel every night!

[Redeemed Papist]

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Now that the young man has been paralyzed rather than killed, perhaps he will see how merciful and forgiving our GOD really is! Either way, he is now literally unable to plug his ears to the good news, and you will be rewarded in Heaven for taking advantage of that.

Put a clamp on his wheel chair tires and read him the gospel every night!

Sadly the restraining order prohibits that. Secular law!!!

However, signs in my window are making the point every time they wheel him past.

GOD'S WRATH UPON THE
FORNICATORS IN THE
MIND!

LUSTFUL THOUGHTS TODAY,
FEELING GOD'S JUDGEMENT
TOMORROW

IF YOU FIND YOURSELF
IN TIMES OF TROUBLE,
WHAT DID YOU DO TO
ANGER OUR LORD?

Things like that.

And my personal favourite:

YOU SHOULD HAVE WALKED
WITH JESUS
WHILE YOU HAD THE
CHANCE!

Praise Jesus for making brake pipes fail!