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  • #31
    Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    First and foremost, I think I should point out that God and Jesus will be in Heaven, and they are the biggest stars in the universe!
    So true, Brother. You might even say they're the biggest and brightest stars in (the) HEAVEN(S)!

    Hahahahaha.....just a little joke...

    But seriously, aside from all the angel choirs, THINK of the music we'll hear LIVE!!!




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    • #32
      Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

      While I appreciate your input on this thread, the lawyer training in me compels me to point out to any unsaved trash that these posts do NOT constitute a guarantee that any of these people will be in heaven. (Except God and Jesus, of course.) While they may have lived a life full of service to the Lord and to their fellow human beings, there is always the chance that they could have sinned just before their died and did not have enough time to ask for forgiveness.

      For example, a Godly star might have fallen in their old age and accidentally used the Lord's name in vein just before their head hit the counter top. They could have ended up in a coma and died without every asking for forgiveness and ended up in Hell.

      Conversely, any sinner who lived a life of drugs, debauchery, and murder without a thought for God or his fellow human beings could, theoretically, on his death bed, genuinely repent and ask for Jesus to enter his life, and that person would be in heaven for all eternity. (Unless at any time in their lives they committed the ONE unforgivable sin of blaspheming the Holy Spirit, then they are Hellbound fore sure!)

      Tough, but those are the breaks God blessed us with. This is why everyone here at LBC asks for forgiveness every few minutes.

      Enjoy the Christmas season!
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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      • #33
        Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

        I'm so excited about seeing Pat Boone in person!!!!
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        • #34
          Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

          I'm not sure about stars (Hollywood?) but I'm hoping to see the great Jesse Helms in Heaven.



          "Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?"
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          of him that sitteth on the throne,
          and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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          • #35
            Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

            I wonder if John Wayne and Pat Boone will fight over me in Heaven™?

            Gosh!
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            • #36
              Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

              Need I say more?

              If heaven needed a president and vice president it would be Jerry and John.

              Bombing Gooks and bringing souls to Jesus.

              Jesus loves Dick



              Cheney/Palin 2012

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              • #37
                Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                Originally posted by barton View Post
                I'm not sure about stars (Hollywood?) but I'm hoping to see the great Jesse Helms in Heaven.



                "Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?"


                Amen, Brother! Along those lines, I hope Jesus forgave him for miscegenation, because I would sure like to meet Strom Thurmond behind the pearly gates.




                And this godly fellow who kept America safe from the Communists for decades. One of America's greatest men ever, J. Edgar Hoover!
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                • #38
                  Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                  I for one look forward to hearing Pat Bone sing the Star Spangle Banner during the daily 4th of July celebration in Heaven.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                    I must admit, I am worried.

                    You see, I like Handel's Messiah, and Zadok The Greek, and cannot wait to meet him.

                    But he wrote music for the coronation of George the Second, Father of the despotic George the Third who oppressed the holy American Revolution.

                    SO Handel, by all accounts did not have a denomination, so we cannot tell if he was a perfidious catholic, or more likely a protestant. Some even suggest he was a humanist!

                    But to counter I say his quote to a servant on completing the hallelujah chorus “I did think I did see all Heaven before me, and the great God Himself.”

                    My question, to those closer to GOD than me, is Handel in heaven?

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                    • #40
                      Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                      Benny Hinn on a healing spree! Anyone who can slay that many people with the Holy Spirit will be in like Flint!

                      Jesus loves Dick



                      Cheney/Palin 2012

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                      • #41
                        Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                        From sports, certainly we will see boxer, Evander Holyfield.

                        Evander is a born again Christian and has suffered so much. Some dishonest bank loaned him $10 million to build a house. Understandably, the house is now under forclosure of the banker.

                        Then, there is the bad fortune he had with his marriages. He has had six divorces from six bad wives. They bore him eight children. These children, and their mothers, should now be making payments on his house.

                        A born again man who has suffered so much will be there, I am sure.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                          My vote would be for Dave Thomas. Besides being a good Christian, his hamburgers should have gotten him a spot in heaven.


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                          II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                            I just know we will see the GODLY Tim Tebow in Heaven!!



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                            • #44
                              Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven

                              I hope that Sarah Palin doesn't use a silencer when she protects our Christian rights because everyone needs to hear the noise she is making.

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                              • #45
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