I am on the Twitter ... to glorify GOD!

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Brothers and Sisters in Christ -

I was studying my Bible this morning and became inspired by the Holy Spirit upon reading 2 Samuel 22:50: "Therefore I will give thanks unto thee, O LORD, among the heathen, and I will sing praises unto thy name." Glory!!!

Then it dawned on me: I can spread God's Goodness and glorify Him among the heathens, homersexuals, perverts, and non-Whites on the Twitter!

As a mere feeble-minded female, I realize that I am somewhat limited in my abilities; however, I believe I can display a humble example of the path of an aspiring woman (who knows her place, of course).

I asked Mr. McIrish's permission and he said it was fine with him just as long as I keep bringing him pints and I don't slack on my wifely duties.

My handle on the Twitter is @MrsPaddyMcIrish. I am simply trembling with excitement at the prospect of Jesus using me to penetrate those who are desperately in need of His Loving Touch!

[Cranky Old Man]

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If you want to see how the professionals do it:

https://twitter.com/TheCrankyOldMan

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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Why thank you, Brother Cranky! I am honored to have such a good Man to guide me as I Twitter on the interwebs for the unSaved to witness. God bless you!

I can only pray that my Scripture-inspired activities help those in need to rise up and embrace our Savior closely.

All the Glory to God, and to God all the Glory!

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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Hello again, Brothers and Sisters in Christ -

Thanks to the Holy Spirit, something VERY important occurred to me during my morning prayers today: if I am going to glorify God by sending Tweeters that will be read by all manner of unSaved trash across the globe, shouldn't I be asking our True Christian members for input? My goodness, I cannot believe I didn't consider this before! Blame it on my addlepated, inferior female brain, I guess.

If there are any forum threads that I should share on the Twitter with the heathen masses, kindly let me know! This applies to True Christian members only (men OR women, but men preferred, obviously, for their superior wisdom). 1 Timothy 2:12

Twittering myself to Salvation,
Mrs. Paddy McIrish

[Basilissa]

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Hello again, Brothers and Sisters in Christ -

Thanks to the Holy Spirit, something VERY important occurred to me during my morning prayers today: if I am going to glorify God by sending Tweeters that will be read by all manner of unSaved trash across the globe, shouldn't I be asking our True Christian members for input?

As long as your messages glorify the Holy Bible and Jesus, they should be fine, dear!

If there are any forum threads that I should share on the Twitter with the heathen masses, kindly let me know! This applies to True Christian members only (men OR women, but men preferred, obviously, for their superior wisdom). 1 Timothy 2:12

Well, I think that if you search for threads started by True Christians™, you might find a true gold mine of important threads to share with the world!

(Also, some of us have important threads in our signatures as well)

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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Well, I think that if you search for threads started by True Christians™, you might find a true gold mine of important threads to share with the world!

(Also, some of us have important threads in our signatures as well)

Greetings, Sister Basilissa! You are quite right; I should be seeking out Godly threads on my own, rather than sitting on my lazy behind and expecting True Christians to do the work for me (Proverbs 13:4).

Thank you for your gentle guidance and kind correction.

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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-- UPDATE --

I have been spreading the Good Word throughout the heathen-filled Twitterverse, and it's going quite well if I do say so myself! Of course, I remain humble and take NO credit whotsoever (Proverbs 16:18).

So far I have shared God's Truth about the following important topics:

• ugly children
• the gays
• Uber for women
• Planned Parenthood
• thumbsucking
• Donald Trump
• speech impediments
• unnatural conception (IVF)
• trannies
• lefthandedness
• Jesus' white ethnicity
• atheism
• bullying
• Disney
• flatulence

I currently have NINE followers on the Twitter! Praise the LORD for touching these blasphemers so intimately with my Tweetering fingers that they may be washed in the Blood of the Lamb! Amen!!!

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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PRAISE GOD! I have made contact with one sinner: https://twitter.com/BusyYuko/status/720690516904525824

Please join me in prayer for Yuko that he may abandon his sinful clopping ways and turn to the True Path of Salvation.

In Jesus' name we pray, amen!

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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-- UPDATE --

My followers on the Twitter have increased by 40% ... is really on a ROLL!!!

More to come soon! Praise GOD!

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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God's Word is touching evil lefties, one Tweeter at a time:

https://twitter.com/LeftiesUnited/status/721750569468194816

Praise the LORD!!!

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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Jesus is surely reaching out to these atheist sinners on the Twitter. Praise HIM!!!

https://twitter.com/LaminCookie/status/722497116833230853

https://twitter.com/LogicalSon10/status/722495230356938753

https://twitter.com/jasonedward76/status/722487063875031040

https://twitter.com/McNuttBrandon/status/722488379955408898

https://twitter.com/averagestudent5/status/722486721397583872

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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Now up to THIRTY-ONE followers on TwitterBook! The Word of GOD is rampant on the interwebs! PRAISE!!!

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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FORTY followers and counting ... Jesus is surely working through me on the Twitters! All HIS Glory!!

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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Now up to FIFTY Godly (and maybe a few not-so-Godly, but we're working on that) followers on the TwitterSpace!

To whom does all the Glory go? Why, to ... of course!

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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Sixty-four followers on the Twitter ... AND a new Landover Baptist forum member, ThatGeekOwen! Praise GOD!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=62238