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Default Re: I would like to introduce atheism. - 05-11-2013, 03:19 AM

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I have no Intention on converting any of you at all. i just want to make my point that not all of us are bad, evil, nor monkey worshipers. i just want you to understand that we are hurt by those words. I am sorry if this message seemed like it was to convert you when i guarantee you it was just to explain my beliefs.
You don't need to "explain" anything. We know your beliefs. You worship satan, like all atheist scum.

Denying the existence of God is not unbelief but an exercise in self-deception. You may know things, but you cannot account for anything you know. Arguing against God's existence would be on par with arguing against the existence of air, breathing it all the while. You use the universal, immaterial, unchanging laws of logic, mathematics, science, and absolute morality in order to come to rational decisions, but you cannot account for them. These laws are not the only way God has revealed himself to you, but they are sufficient to show the irrationality of your thinking, and expose your guilt for denying Him.

There is a reason that you deny the existence of God and it has nothing to do with proof. I can show this to you. Do you think that you can continue to deny God because surely somewhere, sometime, a philosopher or scientist will come up with an explanation for universal, immaterial, unchanging laws apart from God?' Did you ever try to come up with an alternate explanation on your own?

Hoping that an alternate explanation for universal, immaterial, unchanging laws can someday be found apart from God, is a blind leap of faith, or wishful thinking. Isn't it interesting that this is exactly what professed unbelievers accuse Christians of?

Please examine the real reason why you are running from God. It is my prayer that God will open your eyes and change your heart so that you may be saved from your sin, embraced by His ferocious love, and that you will tithe robustly immediately using the Paypal button at the bottom of this page.


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Default Re: I would like to introduce atheism. - 05-11-2013, 04:38 AM

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Hey buddy, why don't you just cut the bull crap and just confess to us regarding the gay rectal demonic sex that you atheist usually commit on a daily basis.
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Default Re: I would like to introduce atheism. - 05-11-2013, 04:43 AM

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I have no Intention on converting any of you at all....
Yes you do have that intention, cause if you don't you would at least pretend to believe in Jesus and shout his glory. Instead of denying the fact that atheists takes it up the rectum.
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Default Re: I would like to introduce atheism. - 05-11-2013, 05:09 AM

“I know you are all Christians and hopefully understand that ATHEISTS and I are very kind people. We wish that you guys grow in your faith and one day convince us that yours or another religion is correct and has proof.”

We do have proof, atheist, and it’s called the Bible. I encourage you to go out and purchase one or use an online source (as long as it’s the King James Version) and give it a reading. I sincerely hope and will pray that if you do this you will find JESUS and accept him as your SAVIOR. At the very least it would be good material to read before you come here posting your atheist rantings. If you had done this before you would now that while the Bible does say to "love thy neighbor", it also contains passages about what to do when that neighbor is a GOD-LESS atheist sinner like yourself.

“Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?" (2 Corinthians 6:14)

“Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners.” (1 Corinthians 15:33)

You tell us several times what you believe, or what you think and it makes me very sad that you have let these man-made stories become your beliefs that you base your life upon. Open your heart to GOD, read the Good Word, and the LORD will make things right with you. I hope you will consider this.

“Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and do not lean on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make straight your paths. Be not wise in your own eyes; fear the Lord, and turn away from evil.” (Proverbs 3:5-7)
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Default Re: I would like to introduce atheism. - 05-11-2013, 06:19 AM

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You don't need to "explain" anything. We know your beliefs. You worship satan, like all atheist scum.

Denying the existence of God is not unbelief but an exercise in self-deception. You may know things, but you cannot account for anything you know. Arguing against God's existence would be on par with arguing against the existence of air, breathing it all the while. You use the universal, immaterial, unchanging laws of logic, mathematics, science, and absolute morality in order to come to rational decisions, but you cannot account for them. These laws are not the only way God has revealed himself to you, but they are sufficient to show the irrationality of your thinking, and expose your guilt for denying Him.

There is a reason that you deny the existence of God and it has nothing to do with proof. I can show this to you. Do you think that you can continue to deny God because surely somewhere, sometime, a philosopher or scientist will come up with an explanation for universal, immaterial, unchanging laws apart from God?' Did you ever try to come up with an alternate explanation on your own?

Hoping that an alternate explanation for universal, immaterial, unchanging laws can someday be found apart from God, is a blind leap of faith, or wishful thinking. Isn't it interesting that this is exactly what professed unbelievers accuse Christians of?

Please examine the real reason why you are running from God. It is my prayer that God will open your eyes and change your heart so that you may be saved from your sin, embraced by His ferocious love, and that you will tithe robustly immediately using the Paypal button at the bottom of this page.
If we do not believe in a god then we do not believe in satan. Are you really that retarded or do you have something stuck up your ass so far that you cannot read correctly. Not all atheists are scum my good sir. We have donated more money then any other religion or organization to fund school and entertainment projects that provide millions of jobs for people. I have not argued anything scientifical at all.atheism is a path not a religion. We do not believe in anything. There are alot of Atheist who are mean and do things that are weird. We are not attached to them in anyway whatsoever. If you think that all atheists are bad then your are ignorant. By the way for people who replied below your post is also wrong. Atheists do not believe in demons so therefore we do not take anything up in the rectum of any demon of which you believe in. Also 99% of atheist are your average day normal people who are walking in the street. the 1% atheists are people who are radical and do mess up things. When you finally read this realize that throughout this who conversation i have been trying to teach you people that not atheists are bad. Since you wont read this and discover the truth on your own then that means you are blind to the world. The last thing i will say for tonight since it is getting late and i need my sleep for my class im teaching for tomorrow is that why would i give you guys money through paypal when i can give me money to improving peoples lives in africa and in asia. That doesnt make sense right? You people will never get a cent out of me. the christians who i know love me and dont say anything bad like you folks due. Who knows maybe everyone east of the united states are all dumbasses. Thats why i love living in the educated state of washington. P.S. we have the highest atheism percentage there and yet christians and atheists get along. who would have thought.


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Default Re: I would like to introduce atheism. - 05-11-2013, 06:33 AM

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If we do not believe in a god then we do not believe in satan. Are you really that retarded or do you have something stuck up your ass so far that you cannot read correctly. Not all atheists are scum my good sir. We have donated more money then any other religion or organization to fund school and entertainment projects that provide millions of jobs for people. I have not argued anything scientifical at all.atheism is a path not a religion. We do not believe in anything. There are alot of Atheist who are mean and do things that are weird. We are not attached to them in anyway whatsoever. If you think that all atheists are bad then your are ignorant. By the way for people who replied below your post is also wrong. Atheists do not believe in demons so therefore we do not take anything up in the rectum of any demon of which you believe in. Also 99% of atheist are your average day normal people who are walking in the street. the 1% atheists are people who are radical and do mess up things. When you finally read this realize that throughout this who conversation i have been trying to teach you people that not atheists are bad. Since you wont read this and discover the truth on your own then that means you are blind to the world. The last thing i will say for tonight since it is getting late and i need my sleep for my class im teaching for tomorrow is that why would i give you guys money through paypal when i can give me money to improving peoples lives in africa and in asia. That doesnt make sense right? You people will never get a cent out of me. the christians who i know love me and dont say anything bad like you folks due. Who knows maybe everyone east of the united states are all dumbasses. Thats why i love living in the educated state of washington. P.S. we have the highest atheism percentage there and yet christians and atheists get along. who would have thought.
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Default Re: I would like to introduce atheism. - 05-11-2013, 07:15 AM

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If we do not believe in a god then we do not believe in satan. Are you really that retarded or do you have something stuck up your ass so far that you cannot read correctly. (etc., etc.)
If you can't make your points without resorting to foul language and childish insults, you will be asked to leave. So much for the "VeryKind" part of your user name.

This is directly attributable to your lack of morals.

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Default Re: I would like to introduce atheism. - 05-11-2013, 07:49 AM

I am having so much fun just reading through this thread.
Oh goodness! The sheer amount of ignorance and vomit spewed directly at the lone atheist! Ooh! The deception, the despair, the desperation of trolling, all aimed directly at a lone kid! The bullies, big and strong, and full of spittle, and the victim, the nerd, lonely and shy, the floor littered with the kid's books, all grimy and dirty and torn from the bullies' stomping and tearing!
Ooh, the drama!


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Default Re: I would like to introduce atheism. - 05-11-2013, 10:16 AM

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First off you think we are war mongers. Christianity has killed more people than any other war or religion on earth. They persecuted others and killed them. Try the Crusades. So your thinking there sonny is old. Plus those atheist are what we called bad apples. we good atheists have given back a lot to our community.
I'm calling you out on this one!

The bolded bit is what we Christians call "the No True Scotsman" fallacy.

We know that True Christians™ are never bitten by snakes or harmed by drinking poison, M'r:16:18: They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

So if you are bitten by a snake or poisoned, then obviously you were not a True Christian™.

However, you are simply excluding all atheists who kill people because that fits better into your argument!

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We have donated more money then any other religion
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Default Re: I would like to introduce atheism. - 05-11-2013, 02:37 PM

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So you admit that atheism is a religion then?
Atheism is not a religion. I was making a point saying we donate more money then religions in general. Atheism means someone doesn't believe in anything at all. There are multiple forms of Atheism. I am an Agnostic Atheist who believes that there might be something out there but until i get proof i will not believe. Atheism is a way of life and not a religion. We have no religious text. We have no churches. We have no communities that we meet up. The reason why we don't believe is through the individuals reason. We actually are very kind, but when people try to convert us through comments and a book of lies then we get very mad. by the way if you guys believe jesus and thing judging is alright, then remember the what he said to his people. in the bible it says only jesus can judge. Also all the texts in the old testament are actually Judaism which ofcourse if you read it and believe the old testament then you are all jewish. Hence forth the only one that you should believe is of course the new testament because from what i hear from my christian friends is that its the true bible and the rest of it is before jesus gave his life to save us. Hence forth reciting any old testament quotes or versus will make me laugh. try harder next time. maybe it will get you somewhere. P.S. i have read every religious text there is. I know more about your own religion then you do about the food you eat. I have studied it for 5 years as a historian teacher and found out that it was built off of lies and deception.


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First off you think we are war mongers. ....tl;dr........ i will see you all in hell. peace out.
Friend, by admitting you believe in Hell, means you must also believe in Heaven and therefore, God.
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If we do not ....tl;dr.....have thought.
Friend, you are putting a ot of effort into your denial of simple facts. Why is that? Is there a tinge of doubt?


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: I would like to introduce atheism. - 05-11-2013, 03:01 PM

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Atheism is not a religion. I was making a point saying we donate more money then religions in general. Atheism means someone doesn't believe in anything at all.
Religion is a belief in a n number of deities. For the atheists, n=0. How is faith in 0 gods different from faith in any other number of gods? It's still faith.

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by the way if you guys believe jesus and thing judging is alright, then remember the what he said to his people. in the bible it says only jesus can judge.
Wrong. Read about this passage here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45137

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Also all the texts in the old testament are actually Judaism which ofcourse if you read it and believe the old testament then you are all jewish. Hence forth the only one that you should believe is of course the new testament because from what i hear from my christian friends is that its the true bible and the rest of it is before jesus gave his life to save us. Hence forth reciting any old testament quotes or versus will make me laugh.
Jesus disagrees with you:
Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

And St. Paul later adds:
2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

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Oh, really? Does it mean that I can have an educated discussion with you about Popol Vuh, Kalevala, Huarochiri Manuscript, Edda, and Bhagavad Gita? (Take your time, google these religious texts).

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Religion is a belief in a n number of deities. For the atheists, n=0. How is faith in 0 gods different from faith in any other number of gods? It's still faith.
In as far as rationality can be depended on, that is flawless logic, friend.


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by the way if you guys believe jesus and thing judging is alright, then remember the what he said to his people. in the bible it says only jesus can judge.
Atheist, are you even reading the replies people are giving you? On the first page of this thread Cranky Old Man replied to your incorrect belief on this subject with this.

"in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour" - Leviticus 19:15
"judge righteous judgment" - John 7:24
"Open thy mouth, judge righteously" - Proverbs 31:9
"he that is spiritual judgeth all" - 1 Corinthians 2:15

Four different parts of the Bible saying that as Christians we are to judge have been provided for you. For a man who has "read every religious text there is." and then had multiple examples laid out before him you are sure stuck on repeating the same false thing again and again. Please, if you're going to be posting here, take the time to educate yourself or actually read what we take the time to write for you.
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I have no Intention on converting any of you at all. i just want to make my point that not all of us are bad, evil, nor monkey worshipers. i just want you to understand that we are hurt by those words. I am sorry if this message seemed like it was to convert you when i guarantee you it was just to explain my beliefs.
You believe that primates and the opposable thumbs hold the key to understanding human origins. You believe that 8 million years ago, chimps left the Great Rift Valley and the heart of Africa and gradually began to consume meat, thereby initiating brain growth, as mere scavengers trying to survive. You focus (obsess) on chromosome fusions, the building of primitive tools and weapons, and you fool around with old fossils (planted by Satan!) and say they are our ancestors.

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i have read every religious text there is. I know more about your own religion then you do
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P.S. i have read every religious text there is. I know more about your own religion then you do about the food you eat. I have studied it for 5 years as a historian teacher and found out that it was built off of lies and deception.
If you're such an expert, then why don't you ever quote scripture when talking about what we believe?


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