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    • Nov 2021
    • 16

    #31
    Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO [[CHRISTIAN]]

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    HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ...

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12997

      #32
      Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

      Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
      But in the span of a couple hours he's gone from South Park to full-blown Dada. Whatever drugs he's on and shouldn't be or should be but isn't, the effect seems to be multiplying.
      Good point, Brother.

      Would it be worth it to put this poor soul on my prayer list? I'm reluctant to do so, as I wonder if the cretinism (as you nicely put it "full-blown Dada") stage might be permanent?...
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • handmaiden
        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 11632

        #33
        Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        Good point, Brother.

        Would it be worth it to put this poor soul on my prayer list? I'm reluctant to do so, as I wonder if the cretinism (as you nicely put it "full-blown Dada") stage might be permanent?...
        Given his continued descent into a realm far removed from reality, it may be just as well to place him in Jesus' hands.
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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        • thesepeopleareChristians
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          • Nov 2021
          • 16

          #34
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          • Dennis Lukes
            Innkeeper for Christ
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2018
            • 2388

            #35
            Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

            There but for the grace of God go us all. Praise Him that we are not ravening maniacs like this poor lost soul, but are saved and will have eternal life in the kingdom of Heaven.


            I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
            Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
            But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
            From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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            • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
              An old soul
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 5085

              #36
              Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

              Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
              There but for the grace of God go us all. Praise Him that we are not ravening maniacs like this poor lost soul, but are saved and will have eternal life in the kingdom of Heaven.
              Brother Lukes you deserve a medal for the kindness you've shown our sick guest. So sick this one. I hope he has the wits to set Alan Jackson on loop before the next cycle kicks in. I think I've seen it before, the waves come in 700 second bursts. I thought there was a glimmer, but no.
              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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              • thesepeopleareChristians
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                • Nov 2021
                • 16

                #37
                Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

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                • thesepeopleareChristians
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                  • Nov 2021
                  • 16

                  #38
                  Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12997

                    #39
                    Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

                    Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                    Brother Lukes you deserve a medal for the kindness you've shown our sick guest. So sick this one. I hope he has the wits to set Alan Jackson on loop before the next cycle kicks in. I think I've seen it before, the waves come in 700 second bursts. I thought there was a glimmer, but no.
                    Now I can see too, that there is no hope.

                    This user is described as having lost his male member in some kind of noodle soup accident (don't ask, don't tell) - so now we know there's no Salvation for him:

                    Deuternomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                    Comment

                    • handmaiden
                      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 11632

                      #40
                      Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

                      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                      Now I can see too, that there is no hope.

                      This user is described as having lost his male member in some kind of noodle soup accident (don't ask, don't tell) - so now we know there's no Salvation for him:

                      Deuternomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
                      Do I sense The Holy Spirit at work here in this trying ordeal?
                      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                      Guns For God and the Economy

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                      • Dennis Lukes
                        Innkeeper for Christ
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2018
                        • 2388

                        #41
                        Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

                        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                        Now I can see too, that there is no hope.

                        This user is described as having lost his male member in some kind of noodle soup accident (don't ask, don't tell) - so now we know there's no Salvation for him:

                        Deuternomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
                        Well, unless the noodles were uncooked and particularly jagged, I don't see a problem. If his genital was burned off in boiling soup, that means it wasn't cut off and Jesus might still be willing to forgive him for smearing feces on this forum like the padded walls of his cell.
                        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                        • thesepeopleareChristians
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Nov 2021
                          • 16

                          #42
                          goodbye

                          i give up. ban me already. just keep this thread up here for shits and giggles. also, no, i don't have a penis, i'm a female in real life. so...goodbye.



                          and climate change is real
                          HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ...

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                          • handmaiden
                            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 11632

                            #43
                            Re: goodbye

                            Originally posted by thesepeopleareChristians View Post
                            i give up. ban me already. just keep this thread up here for shits and giggles. also, no, i don't have a penis, i'm a female in real life. so...goodbye.



                            and climate change is real
                            Pity, not amusement, is the only sincere response here.
                            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                            Guns For God and the Economy

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                            • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                              An old soul
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2013
                              • 5085

                              #44
                              Re: goodbye

                              Originally posted by thesepeopleareChristians View Post
                              i give up. ban me already. just keep this thread up here for shits and giggles. also, no, i don't have a penis, i'm a female in real life. so...goodbye.
                              It's a start but are you going to walk away from this mess, like everything else in your life? How about you apologize to Brother Lukes for, as he nicely put it, smearing feces on this forum. Well young lady?
                              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14079

                                #45
                                Re: goodbye

                                Originally posted by thesepeopleareChristians View Post
                                i give up. ban me already...
                                Have you tried sending Zeke some titty pix? That might work.

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