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  • DADT Repeal Already Harming Our Troops In Luxembourg

    DADT has ALREADY begun to turn our troops gay. It has started, naturally, in Luxembourg, Belgium's gay armpit. From the news report:

    [An active] U.S. Army Ranger recently claimed bragging rights as one of the top three pastry chefs in the world.

    [He] was a member of the American Culinary Federation Culinary Team USA during the World Association of Chefs Societies’ Culinary World Cup competition in Luxembourg Nov. 20 to 24. His team claimed two gold medals in the hot-food portion and cold-food display categories, and Morgan was also recognized as one of the top three pastry chefs in the world.
    Obama bust be grinning like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons say whispering "Excellent!" We must repeal the repeal of DADT!
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
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    Re: DADT Repeal Already Harming Our Troops In Luxembourg

    Luxembourg is populated almost exclusively by passive, fat, and happy homosexuals. The banks are full of Brits, and when any of them speak, you just KNOW they are wearing their wives' underwear.

    The natives are cowards and Godless. Look at some of the websites for Christian churches in Luxembourg. The home page of every last one has a photo of a happy collection of smiling immigrant nigras and a couple of white people. This is why, in its entire history, Luxembourg has accomplished nothing. Absolutely nothing. No famous people, no inventions, no wars won, nothing.
    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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    • #3
      Re: DADT Repeal Already Harming Our Troops In Luxembourg

      Wow....just....wow
      "And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron." - Judges 1:19

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      • #4
        Re: DADT Repeal Already Harming Our Troops In Luxembourg

        Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
        Luxembourg is populated almost exclusively by passive, fat, and happy homosexuals. The banks are full of Brits, and when any of them speak, you just KNOW they are wearing their wives' underwear.

        The natives are cowards and Godless. Look at some of the websites for Christian churches in Luxembourg. The home page of every last one has a photo of a happy collection of smiling immigrant nigras and a couple of white people. This is why, in its entire history, Luxembourg has accomplished nothing. Absolutely nothing. No famous people, no inventions, no wars won, nothing.
        Sounds like the perfect place for the gays to start their sneak attack. Should we go with the proven Neo-Con policy and invade Luxembourg in self-defense?
        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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        • #5
          Re: DADT Repeal Already Harming Our Troops In Luxembourg

          Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
          Luxembourg is populated almost exclusively by passive, fat, and happy homosexuals. The banks are full of Brits, and when any of them speak, you just KNOW they are wearing their wives' underwear.

          The natives are cowards and Godless. Look at some of the websites for Christian churches in Luxembourg. The home page of every last one has a photo of a happy collection of smiling immigrant nigras and a couple of white people. This is why, in its entire history, Luxembourg has accomplished nothing. Absolutely nothing. No famous people, no inventions, no wars won, nothing.
          Looks to me that Sweden and Luxembourg are interchangeable.

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          • #6
            Re: DADT Repeal Already Harming Our Troops In Luxembourg

            I wonder if the folks running our ex-gay program could weigh in on the relative difficulty in correcting the various stripes of homo-ism?

            I am thinking it might fall out likes this;

            (in order of least difficult to most difficult to fix)


            Mexican

            Australian

            east coast American (except Boston)

            west coast American

            Boston American

            Oriental

            Southern European (excepting Catholics)

            Canadian

            Hawaiian

            Northern European

            American negro

            British




            (And note, this is just ranked by a single criteria: for instance, a Mexican soccer player would be much more difficult to straighten out than just a regular Mexican homo, and a British cricket player homo would be virtually impossible)
            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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            • #7
              Re: DADT Repeal Already Harming Our Troops In Luxembourg

              So what are we going to do, throw puff pastries at the Islamojihadofascists? On second thought, pigs in a blanket might do the trick.
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              • #8
                Re: DADT Repeal Already Harming Our Troops In Luxembourg

                I am very confused. What are the troops doing in Luxembourg in the first place? Are we at war with Luxembourg? Have we always been at war with Luxembourg? Nevermind, no matter what's going on I definitely support the troops (except the gay ones).
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #9
                  Re: DADT Repeal Already Harming Our Troops In Luxembourg

                  Originally posted by InvisiblePinkUnicorn View Post
                  Wow....just....wow
                  Good to see even an atheist find something disgusting.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • #10
                    Re: DADT Repeal Already Harming Our Troops In Luxembourg

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Good to see even an atheist find something disgusting.
                    I think he is just pretending to be shocked. He probably already bought a plane ticket to join those gay orgies ASAP.

                    I never heard of this "Luxembourg" by the way. Do they have oil?
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                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #11
                      Re: DADT Repeal Already Harming Our Troops In Luxembourg

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      I think he is just pretending to be shocked. He probably already bought a plane ticket to join those gay orgies ASAP.
                      I should have know better. Typical atheists, just wants to do the sickest, most disgusting thing before they die. PRAISE Jesus I am a TRUE Christian(tm)

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      I never heard of this "Luxembourg" by the way. Do they have oil?
                      I think they are famous for their cheese or suitcases, one of the two.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • #12
                        Re: DADT Repeal Already Harming Our Troops In Luxembourg

                        I think quite a few priests, bishops, and cardinals vacation there. Luxembourg has lax enforcement of laws prohibiting pederasty.
                        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                        • #13
                          Re: DADT Repeal Already Harming Our Troops In Luxembourg

                          Just when you think you've found out all the disgusting elements of the underbelly of homersexural lifestyles (such as handballing, barebacking, watersports, chubby chasing, tea rooms, backrooms, the elaborate code of colored hankerchiefs in back pockets, poppers, rimming, scat, party and play, bugchasers/gifting, gloryholes, fisting, snow queens/muscle queens/leather queens/size queens/rice queens/salsa queens, Santorum, twinks, docking, and blooming onions just to name a few) then you find out that British men are traveling to Luxemboug wearing women's underwear under their bankers' clothes with the sole purpose of destroying the American military.

                          Disgusting.

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