[Gabriel Reproba]

DADT has ALREADY begun to turn our troops gay. It has started, naturally, in Luxembourg, Belgium's gay armpit. From the news report:

[An active] U.S. Army Ranger recently claimed bragging rights as one of the top three pastry chefs in the world.

[He] was a member of the American Culinary Federation Culinary Team USA during the World Association of Chefs Societies’ Culinary World Cup competition in Luxembourg Nov. 20 to 24. His team claimed two gold medals in the hot-food portion and cold-food display categories, and Morgan was also recognized as one of the top three pastry chefs in the world.

Obama bust be grinning like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons say whispering "Excellent!" We must repeal the repeal of DADT!

[ExGay Alex]

Luxembourg is populated almost exclusively by passive, fat, and happy homosexuals. The banks are full of Brits, and when any of them speak, you just KNOW they are wearing their wives' underwear.

The natives are cowards and Godless. Look at some of the websites for Christian churches in Luxembourg. The home page of every last one has a photo of a happy collection of smiling immigrant nigras and a couple of white people. This is why, in its entire history, Luxembourg has accomplished nothing. Absolutely nothing. No famous people, no inventions, no wars won, nothing.

[InvisiblePinkUnicorn]

Wow....just....wow

[Gabriel Reproba]

Originally Posted by ExGay Alex

Luxembourg is populated almost exclusively by passive, fat, and happy homosexuals. The banks are full of Brits, and when any of them speak, you just KNOW they are wearing their wives' underwear.

The natives are cowards and Godless. Look at some of the websites for Christian churches in Luxembourg. The home page of every last one has a photo of a happy collection of smiling immigrant nigras and a couple of white people. This is why, in its entire history, Luxembourg has accomplished nothing. Absolutely nothing. No famous people, no inventions, no wars won, nothing.

Sounds like the perfect place for the gays to start their sneak attack. Should we go with the proven Neo-Con policy and invade Luxembourg in self-defense?

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by ExGay Alex

Luxembourg is populated almost exclusively by passive, fat, and happy homosexuals. The banks are full of Brits, and when any of them speak, you just KNOW they are wearing their wives' underwear.

The natives are cowards and Godless. Look at some of the websites for Christian churches in Luxembourg. The home page of every last one has a photo of a happy collection of smiling immigrant nigras and a couple of white people. This is why, in its entire history, Luxembourg has accomplished nothing. Absolutely nothing. No famous people, no inventions, no wars won, nothing.

Looks to me that Sweden and Luxembourg are interchangeable.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

I wonder if the folks running our ex-gay program could weigh in on the relative difficulty in correcting the various stripes of homo-ism?

I am thinking it might fall out likes this;

(in order of least difficult to most difficult to fix)


Mexican

Australian

east coast American (except Boston)

west coast American

Boston American

Oriental

Southern European (excepting Catholics)

Canadian

Hawaiian

Northern European

American negro

British




(And note, this is just ranked by a single criteria: for instance, a Mexican soccer player would be much more difficult to straighten out than just a regular Mexican homo, and a British cricket player homo would be virtually impossible)

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

So what are we going to do, throw puff pastries at the Islamojihadofascists? On second thought, pigs in a blanket might do the trick.

[Brother Temperance]

I am very confused. What are the troops doing in Luxembourg in the first place? Are we at war with Luxembourg? Have we always been at war with Luxembourg? Nevermind, no matter what's going on I definitely support the troops (except the gay ones).

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by InvisiblePinkUnicorn

Wow....just....wow

Good to see even an atheist find something disgusting.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Good to see even an atheist find something disgusting.

I think he is just pretending to be shocked. He probably already bought a plane ticket to join those gay orgies ASAP.

I never heard of this "Luxembourg" by the way. Do they have oil?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

I think he is just pretending to be shocked. He probably already bought a plane ticket to join those gay orgies ASAP.

I should have know better. Typical atheists, just wants to do the sickest, most disgusting thing before they die. PRAISE Jesus I am a TRUE Christian™

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

I never heard of this "Luxembourg" by the way. Do they have oil?

I think they are famous for their cheese or suitcases, one of the two.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

I think quite a few priests, bishops, and cardinals vacation there. Luxembourg has lax enforcement of laws prohibiting pederasty.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Just when you think you've found out all the disgusting elements of the underbelly of homersexural lifestyles (such as handballing, barebacking, watersports, chubby chasing, tea rooms, backrooms, the elaborate code of colored hankerchiefs in back pockets, poppers, rimming, scat, party and play, bugchasers/gifting, gloryholes, fisting, snow queens/muscle queens/leather queens/size queens/rice queens/salsa queens, Santorum, twinks, docking, and blooming onions just to name a few) then you find out that British men are traveling to Luxemboug wearing women's underwear under their bankers' clothes with the sole purpose of destroying the American military.

Disgusting.