[Bobby-Joe]

Pastors Decon Fred and Zeke will be on Freehold Access TV to explain what happened this afternoon but I wanted to drop a quick note. At 4:00 am this morning the Landover Council of Pastors issued and emergency order declaring marshal law in Freehold County. All Christian citizen militia units were activated, all gates shut and all Freehold residents were ordered indoors until daylight.

The reason for this is as of 3:00am we received numerous intelligence reports that a mob was marching down the State Highway from Des Moines towards Landover. At 3:10am a Security patrol hummer was dispatched down the highway. As of this post the hummer and it's crew still hasn’t been heard and is assumed lost. With this information the Des Moines mob report is consider likely. There is also signs of an Obamanist plot among the Mexican servants and the possibility of RHINOs among the Church cognation were going to open the gates to the Des Moines mob forced the Pastors to take this drastic step.

At 4:30am Landover security forces were instructed to round up all suspected Church Rhinos (praise Jesus we have the congregation hand in their mail ballets for inspection). As of 12:00pm this afternoon 213 church members have been arrested pending investigation.

All gates out of Freehold are closed, all roads closed except to security vehicles and designated congregation members. Any pedestrians should be indoors come dusk. All servants are confined to their quarters and will be treated as hostile if seen outdoors at any time, no exceptions.

So that is the quick rundown Brethren. Please help us in this difficult time.

[Nobar King]

RINO-roundup just sounds too cute!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

RINO-roundup just sounds too cute!!!

Yes, much like your' "canvasing" in those Democratic precincts yesterday Nobar.

You should really consider coming back to Freehold. We'll send car to pick you up Nobar.

[Nobar King]

That sounds dangerous at this point.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

That sounds dangerous at this point.

Why would you say that,..Brother,,.kjhljdjc?

We just want to help

you piffleing RHINO!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Wow, 213 arrested?

I hope at least their ballots were corrected before they were sent in!

At my church, in Indiana, we had all congregants request early ballots and bring them to a filling-out workshop after a rousing sermon about the evils of O'Sambo. We had 100% votes for McCain!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Wow, 213 arrested?

I hope at least their ballots were corrected before they were sent in!

At my church, in Indiana, we had all congregants request early ballots and bring them to a filling-out workshop after a rousing sermon about the evils of O'Sambo. We had 100% votes for McCain!

It turned out that 213 members of the congregation didn't fill out mail in ballots like Jesus wanted them to or "accidentally" mailed them in.

Bastards. We * Will * Find * the RHINOs who enabled Obama.

Your country club days are over RHINOs.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brother BJ have you found Sister Jenny yet? And have you identified the owner of those crates of Obama pamphlets you found in the church basement?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

It turned out that 213 members of the congregation didn't fill out mail in ballots like Jesus wanted them to or "accidentally" mailed them in.

Bastards. We * Will * Find * the RHINOs who enabled Obama.

Your country club days are over RHINOs.

Bobby-Joe, would you please release my faithful retainer, “Boy”? Really, this is going a little far, how many more vicissitudes must we endure in the interests of security? The newspaper has not been ironed and is a man not to have a decent Mint-Julep in his own home?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

It turned out that 213 members of the congregation didn't fill out mail in ballots like Jesus wanted them to or "accidentally" mailed them in.

Disgusting!

But could 213 votes have made that much of a difference?