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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister VictoryOS!!




















    I Hope You Have a WONDERFUL DAY!
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    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister VictoryOS!!

    Dear Sister,

    A most blessed birthday. You have demostrated that through persistence and personal commitment you can overcome the temptations of lust and fornication and commit yourself to Sweet Jesus!



    Revelation 15:2
    And I saw as it were a sea of glass mingled with fire: and them that had gotten the victory over the beast, and over his image, and over his mark, and over the number of his name, stand on the sea of glass, having the harps of God.

    Verily, it is a Victory over the Beast and it is your victory. No man looks at you with lust any longer. Only Jesus remains.


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • #3
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister VictoryOS!!

      Happy Birthday, beloved Sister!



      Please do not attempt to eat all of the cake in one day.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

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       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
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      • #4
        Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister VictoryOS!!

        Happy Birthday, I hope you spend this special day locked in prayer closet with Jesus!

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        • #5
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister VictoryOS!!

          Sistren I will celebrate your birthday the same way I celebrate everyones birthday whether I know them or not. It is the birthday of many people every day. I will have a large spliff in your honor and I will do that this very minute.
          Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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          • #6
            Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister VictoryOS!!

            Sorry, Basilissa. Too late!

            Thank you to everyone for the beautiful cakes and candies and pies! Especially the pies, everyone knows they are my favorite.

            To the colored rastfarti gentleman, thank you for what is probably a compliment in your culture but I'd rather you didn't smoke a reefer into my face, please.

            Hopefully the Lord will call me home in 2016 and this will be my last earthly birthday.
            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
            in 2016

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            • #7
              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister VictoryOS!!

              Sister V, I maxed out my credit card at the Creation Science Museum gift shop, so your present will be late. Thank you for understanding.
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              • #8
                Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister VictoryOS!!

                Happy birthday to the loveliest Petunia in all of Landover. My wife, Mrs. Hutchins along with all the female children's (their names escape me) baked you a single cupcake. I instructed them to not make too many but just a single one.
                It is being delivered via a roll back. Please be sure to have a 40' X 60' are cleared for it. You may want to place some cribbing down you it does not rest on the ground.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister VictoryOS!!

                  I believe the Lord answered Sister V's wish. Was 2016 really her last? Did Jesus call her home, or is she been put in some home, screaming at the elevator somewhere?

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