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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-11-2019, 11:45 PM
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Even little girls are listening to death metal these days. I was walking through the park when heard a little girl repeating lyrics from, I don't know, probably either Maryland Mansion or Six Inch Nails, the song goes "cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye" (I didn't hear what came next, my disciplining interrupted her).
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Oh, Brother Thurmond, many of those song "lyrics" are just works of the cursed devil himself. If the songs are not using blatant, disgusting words, then they're sneaking in double meanings, like one time when my great-grandson was over and he was playing a song that said, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours, I could teach you but I'd have to charge". I switched off that radio and sent him to his room to pray so fast that he almost broke the sound barrier getting there! And then, just the other night I turned on the TV to catch the news, and somehow or another, I landed on one of those God-forsaken Canadian channels. For one thing, I was surprised that the TV signals were thawed enough to reach me, and then I was appalled! I won't say what it was that bothered me so, as a good lady ought not to say such things, but I'll just leave this here for you to decide. A blessed evening to you, dear Brother Thurmond. Sincerely, Isabella W.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-15-2019, 03:27 PM
I am offended by Canadians. All of them - but particularly those from Toronto.
Toronto sounds like "Tonto", and that's Injun talk. God doesn't like Injuns. If he did, they wouldn't have all died when we came here to claim the place for Jesus Christ.
And what about those people from Kabeck that speak Frenchish? Jesus talked American and was proud of it. None of this "je ne sais pas" baloney with our Lord. He knew it all, and wasn't shy about letting us know.
I say we build a wall around Canada and then sneak up there and take over while they are asleep.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-15-2019, 04:55 PM
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I am offended by Canadians. All of them - but particularly those from Toronto.
Toronto sounds like "Tonto", and that's Injun talk. God doesn't like Injuns. If he did, they wouldn't have all died when we came here to claim the place for Jesus Christ.
And what about those people from Kabeck that speak Frenchish? Jesus talked American and was proud of it. None of this "je ne sais pas" baloney with our Lord. He knew it all, and wasn't shy about letting us know.
I say we build a wall around Canada and then sneak up there and take over while they are asleep.
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Amen, Brother Great-Grandbaby Larry! Preach it, Son! I think you have a great idea about building a wall around Canada. It’s what I’ve been saying for years, and I think it’s just as a much a priority as the southern border wall for keeping migrant rapists out of our nation. When I heard our dear, Godly President testifying that women from those southern countries are forced to have their mouths wrapped with duct tape by human traffickers, it made me weep! So, I’m sure the good Lord will inspire the President to start building the Canadian border wall, too. And speaking of that French part of their Godless country, as you can guess, they’re all Cathyolicks there. Mary worshippers, all of them! Apparently, everywhere you look, there is a statue, as they tempt the wrath of God to fall upon their ring-kissing heads.
Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."
I can’t recall if I’ve mentioned this to you before, but my beloved sister, Agatha, once lived in Toronto. She married a Canadian man and moved up there, against my best advice. Sadly, her Clarence passed away when he choked on some poutine (apparently, the maple syrup sauce made him gag) after a couple of years of marriage, so then she moved back to God’s country. One thing she didn’t like is how they made fun of her name. Known affectionately to us as Aggie, those horrible Canucks were calling her “Ag White”, which displeased me greatly. Anyway, she’s been much happier since she returned to America, especially after that horrible Toronto scandal with a crack-cocaine smoking Mayor running the God-forsaken place!
May God richly bless you for standing for the Lord Jesus, Brother Larry. Sincerely, Isabella
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04-16-2019, 04:54 PM
I’m offended by R̶e̶t̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ s̶u̶b̶h̶u̶m̶a̶n̶s̶ lazy kids being able to graduate high school by pooping in their pants and counting to the number 3 while good Christian intelligent people have to work hard and eventually have to support their lazy mouths with OUR taxes.
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04-16-2019, 04:56 PM
I'm offended that the old, decrepit, devilish monument to Mary is still standing in Paris. The firefighters should have let the thing burn to the ground if they want to show Jesus they love HIM and not his whore mother.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-16-2019, 05:10 PM
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I'm offended that the old, decrepit, devilish monument to Mary is still standing in Paris. The firefighters should have let the thing burn to the ground if they want to show Jesus they love HIM and not his whore mother.
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It's all so upsetting, dear Sister Mary. But even though they have been told that their graven images and all of that other traditional stuff is a sin until the Lord, they proudly defy him! And now they are pledging hundreds of millions of dollars to re-build that place and to continue with their shows of disobedience! How the dear Lord grieves. A blessed day to you, Dear Sister. Sincerely, Isabella W.
Matthew 15:3 " But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?"
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-28-2019, 04:18 PM
Everest, this season, about 29K feet (photo credit twitter.com/nimsdai). 3 of 4 you see are Sherpas, carrying extra oxygen for the foreigner who's paid at least $100K to climb a really big hill (no actual "mountain" techniques required anymore) and share the plateau with 20+ others for the Instagramming.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-28-2019, 06:01 PM
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Everest, this season, about 29K feet (photo credit twitter.com/nimsdai). 3 of 4 you see are Sherpas, carrying extra oxygen for the foreigner who's paid at least $100K to climb a really big hill (no actual "mountain" techniques required anymore) and share the plateau with 20+ others for the Instagramming.
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Well, even a stopped clock is right twice a day, and this time it's the evolutionists' moment to be right - what's going on at Everest is called natural selection. Keep the idiots coming and dying so they don't pollute the gene pool.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-05-2019, 12:17 AM
Vegans. They just can't leave anything to be the way God made it. Carrots are not meant to be pornographic.
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08-05-2019, 10:01 AM
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Brother Temperance is quite correct, we frown upon racism here in Gods forum, try not to be so offensive when speaking of the darker races and their inherent problems.
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Extremely sorry but this whole page is built around prohibiting blacks and homosexuals so by that logic it is, in a way racist.
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08-05-2019, 11:29 AM
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Extremely sorry but this whole page is built around prohibiting blacks and homosexuals so by that logic it is, in a way racist.
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What's that? I didn't realize the queers were calling themselves a race now. No, you choose to be a sodomite, just like you choose to be a serial killer. It's perfectly okay to discriminate against someone for their conscious choice to sin.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-05-2019, 02:00 PM
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Extremely sorry but this whole page is built around prohibiting blacks and homosexuals so by that logic it is, in a way racist.
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We are all sorry and sad. The opportunity (not a God Given Right) to be pure and righteous exists. Sodomites and lesser people simply have to do what God says and follow procedures to be cleansed. Pretty simple, even for the dimmest of people.
It is the hate that builds a wall between Heaven and Hell. The only way through is the Door of Christianity™
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-05-2019, 08:02 PM
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Extremely sorry but this whole page is built around prohibiting blacks and homosexuals so by that logic it is, in a way racist.
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Friend, the LORD Almighty Himself makes Divine Prohibitions that we simply honor on earth, as it is in Heaven. Not only are the Sodomites abominations, but God hates people with acne, and midgets, too: Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach:
a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire:
he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish;
that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the Lord do sanctify them.
Leviticus 21:17-23
You can read our dear Pastor's fine sermon on the matter here:
God Hates Cripples
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-05-2019, 09:28 PM
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Extremely sorry but this whole page is built around prohibiting blacks and homosexuals so by that logic it is, in a way racist.
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Hello, "Father" Pucci, and to at .
It appears as though you have bypassed our friendly Introduction Forum, which is where we like our newcomers to introduce themselves and to provide a bit of information for us. The link to this forum is here:
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16
Please remember to note the request at the top of the page, which is:
Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
You will find that we are a group of servants of the , studying the . We do not cherry-pick our favorite verses, nor do we ignore the ones that most people do not like, such as the verses that most clearly say that you deserve to burn in for all of eternity:
Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."
And please don't think that just because you're a Cathyolick, that you will be spared the fires of , because you, most definitely, will be spending your eternity there. You might wish to consider that the next time you're curtsying to statues and guzzling the communion wine.
As for whatever drivel you were going on about in your message, perhaps you can save that for the when you stand before on Judgment Day. He will most gladly hear you before you're thrown onto the fires forever.
We look forward to getting to know you here in our friendly forums, at .
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-20-2019, 11:39 PM
Greta Thunberg offends me. Why doesn't she do something useful with her life, such as find a Christian husband and produce lots of children?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-21-2019, 02:11 AM
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Greta Thunberg offends me. Why doesn't she do something useful with her life, such as find a Christian husband and produce lots of children?
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You are so right, Sister Basilissa. It is unhealthy for a girl that age to be so involved in politics. She interests should be confined to hair and boys.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-21-2019, 02:37 AM
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Greta Thunberg offends me. Why doesn't she do something useful with her life, such as find a Christian husband and produce lots of children?
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So, that's the Greta I had heard about in the news! Goodness, I've been without access to my computer recently, making me unable to check these things. But I did see something about an uppity brat trying to shame our God-sent President into seeing things her way. At first, I thought maybe that PeeWee Hermann creep was trying for another 15 minutes of fame. But now I know, and I'd have to say that I agree with you, Sister Basilissa. Greta Thunberg definitely offends me, too! And something tells me that she has never, not once, attempted to read any of the blessed pages within the .
A blessed evening to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-21-2019, 08:00 PM
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Greta Thunberg offends me. Why doesn't she do something useful with her life, such as find a Christian husband and produce lots of children?
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Here! Here! Sister Basillisa! (Or is it Hear! Hear!?)
The nerve of this young woman (and others) to assume that God is so inept that He will allow human industry to destroy the world when He Promised to Destroy it Himself!
I don't know about anyone else, but I worship A Mighty God who fulfils His own prophecies and has already declared an end unto the earth. Trying to save the world is fighting against God and His Plan which revolves around Jesus saving souls, not recycling bottles and cans.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-21-2019, 09:12 PM
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Greta Thunberg offends me. Why doesn't she do something useful with her life, such as find a Christian husband and produce lots of children?
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Her hair is tidy and clean(-ish) and her skin is clear, so she could probably marry quite well if she only put her mind to it. But someone needs to point out to her that the idea of "global warming" is nonsense, because God's Earth is not globular in form. So the very basis of her obsession fails.
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