[Isabella White]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Sister White,


It pains me to think of a sweet thing like you being offended. Why, if I could, I would remove every offensive thing in the world so you could live in perfect peace. I still see my relative burning in hell every time I gaze at you - and that touches the cockles of my heart and ignites the very bowels of my being.


On my next ministry trip near you, I hope you'll come hear me preach to the homers. Sometimes we hold services in unorthodox places but I always reach the sinner where he hangs out most.


Yours in our Delightful Savior,
BrotherLarry


PS: I am offended by things that offend dear Sister White.

Oh, bless your great big, saved heart, Brother Larry! I am so happy that you see dear Celestina when you look at me. And thank you for providing words of comfort to this old lady. Why, I would be delighted to hear you preach to the homersexualists sometime. You know, my dear deceased husband, Wilbur, used to do something similar -- although, I could never understand why he couldn't attend meetings that were earlier in the daytime. He used to go out around 10:00pm (or later) and for some strange reason, the meetings were often held in his favorite health spa. But he brought many fine men to their knees in prayer, so he said. Anyway, thank you again, Dear, and may the Lord richly bless you as you continue to service in His service. Sincerely, Isabella W.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

There are people who get up around 10 p.m. for whom the day starts at midnight with the main event about 4 (in the morning) and who wouldn't know how many days had passed unless for some reason they went to freak out in the park but let's face it even outdoors they probably can't tell the difference between day & night.

Perhaps some members of the congregation are familiar with that environment from before The LORD sought them out and know what comes next. Yes, all the crackpots are out recruiting, new-age crystal gazers, alien worshippers, Buddhists, people who think we're attached to moon by an invisible cord sprouting out the top of your head except they. can see it (of course!) anyway it's the alien worshippers I need to focus on here.

Maybe a few pictures will set the mood.

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From Left: some sort of bizarre yoga; conical device to focus alien telepathic beams? or just a silly hat; bald people should not wear man buns; an alien with his invisible photon ship

Having pronounced himself the conduit for messages telepathic transmissions from God aliens under the guise of Yahweh and the Elohim, this Francophone has promoted himself to "Maitreya" (a type of demon having retroactive presence in the world today) for which I can provide dates as follows:

DATE	CLAIM	VIDEO LINK click flying saucer for y/t closed captions available throughout
Jul 1995	Space photon
Apr 2003	I am the Maitreya
Aug 2007	A transmission to Elohim
WARNING	• a french guru sings •
Oct 2017	Sung transmission to Yahweh
WARNING	• content •
Jun 2018	New head groomage

1. he seems to be saying he is a space photon ––but it could be an alien transmission in progress 2. Elohim is all the aliens 3. Yahweh is just one alien

So far, then, he is a space photon (whatever that is) and the Maitreya, the telepathic Elohim and a telepathic Yahweh, as well as being Raël. Notice how the head is groomed in different ways throughout this retrospective? It struck me that his portfolio is lacking one persona, leading to some more pictures where I think you'll see what I mean.

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Silly hats for every occasion. From Left: the Indian fakir look with curly moustache; a different and increasing familiar style with matching hat

There were various earlier styles from the space photon era with a bit of a hippie theme. Above are two more recent, one showing the Indian fakir look with a silly hat, the other wearing a different hat and alternative shrubbery. Before I conclude with what's so disturbing for Christians, it may be helpful to include some of his missionaries.

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From Left: missionary 1; missionary 2 in foreground; missionary 3

Altogether, what with bizarre yoga exercises, the cone-head alien device, blasphemous claims of identity which are mutually exclusive on many fronts, head groomage taken in conjunction with the missionaries, this can mean only one thing. The wretch is about to declare himself “Mahdi.”

Such a conclusion must be offensive to just about everyone!

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by spoiled brats misbehaving on airplanes. There should be a federal law prohibiting any child under 14 from flying commercial. They make it so painful for the rest of us! We need to start a petition on this, people. This is more important even than separating children from their parents on the messican border!

[Isabella White]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by spoiled brats misbehaving on airplanes. There should be a federal law prohibiting any child under 14 from flying commercial. They make it so painful for the rest of us! We need to start a petition on this, people. This is more important even than separating children from their parents on the messican border!

Oh, I am so sorry to hear of this, dear Sister Basilissa. My goodness, those youngsters can ruin the pleasantness that one hopes for when being on an aeroplane. Heavens above, I hope they did not cause you too much distress when you were trying to enjoy your Darjeeling and scones. Did the airline serve their best tea in their delightful Wedgwood bone china cups? A blessed day to you, Dear. Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Even little girls are listening to death metal these days. I was walking through the park when heard a little girl repeating lyrics from, I don't know, probably either Maryland Mansion or Six Inch Nails, the song goes "cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye" (I didn't hear what came next, my disciplining interrupted her).

[Isabella White]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Even little girls are listening to death metal these days. I was walking through the park when heard a little girl repeating lyrics from, I don't know, probably either Maryland Mansion or Six Inch Nails, the song goes "cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye" (I didn't hear what came next, my disciplining interrupted her).

Oh, Brother Thurmond, many of those song "lyrics" are just works of the cursed devil himself. If the songs are not using blatant, disgusting words, then they're sneaking in double meanings, like one time when my great-grandson was over and he was playing a song that said, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours, I could teach you but I'd have to charge". I switched off that radio and sent him to his room to pray so fast that he almost broke the sound barrier getting there! And then, just the other night I turned on the TV to catch the news, and somehow or another, I landed on one of those God-forsaken Canadian channels. For one thing, I was surprised that the TV signals were thawed enough to reach me, and then I was appalled! I won't say what it was that bothered me so, as a good lady ought not to say such things, but I'll just leave this here for you to decide. A blessed evening to you, dear Brother Thurmond. Sincerely, Isabella W.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by Canadians. All of them - but particularly those from Toronto.


Toronto sounds like "Tonto", and that's Injun talk. God doesn't like Injuns. If he did, they wouldn't have all died when we came here to claim the place for Jesus Christ.


And what about those people from Kabeck that speak Frenchish? Jesus talked American and was proud of it. None of this "je ne sais pas" baloney with our Lord. He knew it all, and wasn't shy about letting us know.


I say we build a wall around Canada and then sneak up there and take over while they are asleep.

[Isabella White]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by Canadians. All of them - but particularly those from Toronto.

Toronto sounds like "Tonto", and that's Injun talk. God doesn't like Injuns. If he did, they wouldn't have all died when we came here to claim the place for Jesus Christ.

And what about those people from Kabeck that speak Frenchish? Jesus talked American and was proud of it. None of this "je ne sais pas" baloney with our Lord. He knew it all, and wasn't shy about letting us know.

I say we build a wall around Canada and then sneak up there and take over while they are asleep.

Amen, Brother Great-Grandbaby Larry! Preach it, Son! I think you have a great idea about building a wall around Canada. It’s what I’ve been saying for years, and I think it’s just as a much a priority as the southern border wall for keeping migrant rapists out of our nation. When I heard our dear, Godly President testifying that women from those southern countries are forced to have their mouths wrapped with duct tape by human traffickers, it made me weep! So, I’m sure the good Lord will inspire the President to start building the Canadian border wall, too. And speaking of that French part of their Godless country, as you can guess, they’re all Cathyolicks there. Mary worshippers, all of them! Apparently, everywhere you look, there is a statue, as they tempt the wrath of God to fall upon their ring-kissing heads.

Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."

I can’t recall if I’ve mentioned this to you before, but my beloved sister, Agatha, once lived in Toronto. She married a Canadian man and moved up there, against my best advice. Sadly, her Clarence passed away when he choked on some poutine (apparently, the maple syrup sauce made him gag) after a couple of years of marriage, so then she moved back to God’s country. One thing she didn’t like is how they made fun of her name. Known affectionately to us as Aggie, those horrible Canucks were calling her “Ag White”, which displeased me greatly. Anyway, she’s been much happier since she returned to America, especially after that horrible Toronto scandal with a crack-cocaine smoking Mayor running the God-forsaken place!

May God richly bless you for standing for the Lord Jesus, Brother Larry. Sincerely, Isabella

[BibleReader2231]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I’m offended by R̶e̶t̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ s̶u̶b̶h̶u̶m̶a̶n̶s̶ lazy kids being able to graduate high school by pooping in their pants and counting to the number 3 while good Christian intelligent people have to work hard and eventually have to support their lazy mouths with OUR taxes.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended that the old, decrepit, devilish monument to Mary is still standing in Paris. The firefighters should have let the thing burn to the ground if they want to show Jesus they love HIM and not his whore mother.

[Isabella White]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended that the old, decrepit, devilish monument to Mary is still standing in Paris. The firefighters should have let the thing burn to the ground if they want to show Jesus they love HIM and not his whore mother.

It's all so upsetting, dear Sister Mary. But even though they have been told that their graven images and all of that other traditional stuff is a sin until the Lord, they proudly defy him! And now they are pledging hundreds of millions of dollars to re-build that place and to continue with their shows of disobedience! How the dear Lord grieves. A blessed day to you, Dear Sister. Sincerely, Isabella W.

Matthew 15:3 " But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?"

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?



Everest, this season, about 29K feet (photo credit twitter.com/nimsdai). 3 of 4 you see are Sherpas, carrying extra oxygen for the foreigner who's paid at least $100K to climb a really big hill (no actual "mountain" techniques required anymore) and share the plateau with 20+ others for the Instagramming.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Everest, this season, about 29K feet (photo credit twitter.com/nimsdai). 3 of 4 you see are Sherpas, carrying extra oxygen for the foreigner who's paid at least $100K to climb a really big hill (no actual "mountain" techniques required anymore) and share the plateau with 20+ others for the Instagramming.

Well, even a stopped clock is right twice a day, and this time it's the evolutionists' moment to be right - what's going on at Everest is called natural selection. Keep the idiots coming and dying so they don't pollute the gene pool.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Vegans. They just can't leave anything to be the way God made it. Carrots are not meant to be pornographic.

[Father Pucci]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Brother Temperance is quite correct, we frown upon racism here in Gods forum, try not to be so offensive when speaking of the darker races and their inherent problems.

Extremely sorry but this whole page is built around prohibiting blacks and homosexuals so by that logic it is, in a way racist.