[Pastor Isaac Peters]

It looks as though a certain kiddy-fiddling ex-Negro and washed-up, talent-free former pop star has departed Neverland for Eternaltormentland.

From The Washington False Christian Post:

Singer Michael Jackson, 50, died in Los Angeles today, various news sources reported. Jackson, a child Motown sensation who grew into a moonwalking megastar, sold millions of records, earning worldwide adoration in the 1980s. Later he came to be regarded as one of show business's legendary oddities, hopping from one public relations crisis to another.

But there's one crisis he won't be able to hop from.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Well PRAISE JESUS! It's about time that Jesus sent this jigaboo freak to hell. Ever since he did that tribute to satan called "Thriller," I have been praying for his painful death.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

MICHAEL JACKSON PERFORMED SICK SATANIC HOMOSEXUAL RITUALS WITH CHILDREN. He would drink their blood in vampiric fashion in order to turn himself white and live forever (didn't work).

Bizarre Neverland compound really a headquarters for underground ZOMBIE HOMOSEXUAL CULT aimed at re-animating the dead for sexual purposes and to perform forbidden necromancy and black magick. NEVERLAND ZOO ANIMALS SACRIFICED ON ALTER IN THE NAME OF SATAN.

Michael Jackson was a Satanic agent. MAY HE BURN IN HELL.

[Nobar King]

We already know that Michael Jackson was Bad. He told us so.

[Larry Lee]

In my quiet time with the Lord this afternoon, He confided to me that Satan was tormenting Michael Jackson by refusing to sodomize him. I think Jackson's in for a very looooooong eternity in Hell, Praise God.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Larry Lee

In my quiet time with the Lord this afternoon, He confided to me that Satan was tormenting Michael Jackson by refusing to sodomize him. I think Jackson's in for a very looooooong eternity in Hell, Praise God.

GLORY! The punishment fits the crime. PRAISE Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Larry Lee

In my quiet time with the Lord this afternoon, He confided to me that Satan was tormenting Michael Jackson by refusing to sodomize him. I think Jackson's in for a very looooooong eternity in Hell, Praise God.

Well Jesus told me that satan is going to force the Jackson jig to service the cancer-ridden corpse of Farah Fawcett, who has been sent to hell herself recently.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

The BBC has given it out that he died of heart failure.

The prophecy is fulfilled:
De:28:15: But it shall come to pass, if thou wilt not hearken unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to observe to do all his commandments and his statutes which I command thee this day; that all these curses shall come upon thee, and overtake thee:
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De:28:28: The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:

[James Hutchins]

Wacko Jacko should of been put down years ago. God will smile upon us now that this dastardly evil person is gone. Small children will be safe no that one more molester is gone, infants will not longer have to worry they may be dropped from hi rise balconies. The only people who will be hurt by this will be the blasphemic plastic surgeons.
I have it on good authority that the record 'Thriller' was actually his home movies.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

SINNERS, LISTEN TO THIS!!!

You say that God is not a God of Wrath? You say He is not a God of Vengeance? Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord. Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson were both sick, Godless, heathen sinners who justly deserved what they got! Right now Farrah's doing her Charlie's Angel pose and Michael's doing his moonwalk IN HELL!!!

If you are a sinner, learn from these people's mistakes! THEY SHUNNED GOD. They refused to follow the King James Bible. They did not accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior and lived depraved, disgusting lives. Michael and Farrah both being struck down by the Lord on the same day is an example of his awesome power.

I shout Praise to the Lord for striking down his enemies. Brothers and sisters in Christ, we must REJOICE at the Good News that Sinners like Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson are roasting in Hell as we speak! The power of the Lord is almighty! PRAISE JESUS!!!!

[Wash O'Hanley]

I know some people will try to remember him as the DRUG-BLOATED PEDOPHILE that the news media and late night stand up comics tried to portray him as, but I will always remember him as a gentle soul, unfit for this world, that just wanted to entertain people. I know that some people are going to come forward on news shows and online blogs and say things like "MICHAEL JACKSON WAS A DRUG-BLOATED PEDOPHILE" which isn't fair. I spent time with Michael in a series of interviews in during the Black and White days and I never got the impression that HE WAS A DRUG-BLOATED PEDOPHILE.

Rest in peace, friend. I will always remember you fondly... except for that one disastrous interview we did in 2006 that I have tried to forget.

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

But there's one crisis he won't be able to hop from.

And a certain Hell Train he won't be able to hop from, either!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Well, one good thing about Michael Jackson that I can say....at least he had the sense to turn himself White. The skin-bleaching, the plastic surgery to reduce his flat negroid nose to something more Caucasian, marrying white women and having blonde children. Now, he went about doing it wrong, but his heart had the right intention. I will give him credit for that, I do respect him for wanting to change his race to become more pure.

[unsaved1]

The Lord told me you all are a bunch of asshats (except O'Hanley). At least he's inspired millions of people with his music. What've you all done? I'm sure it doesn't even compare to his legacy.

[Nurse Clampett]

Originally Posted by unsaved1

The Lord told me you all are a bunch of asshats (except O'Hanley). At least he's inspired millions of people with his music. What've you all done? I'm sure it doesn't even compare to his legacy.

Do you mean that no one here is a crotch grabbing, white man\woman wannabe, child molester who gave sedatives and booze to their victims?
I don't think anyone here wants a legacy like that.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by unsaved1

The Lord told me you all are a bunch of asshats (except O'Hanley). At least he's inspired millions of people with his music. What've you all done? I'm sure it doesn't even compare to his legacy.

The Lord told you nothing. Inspiring millions of people with music is not the same as inspiring millions with the Word of God! I'm not sure you'd recognize me since you appear to be an atheist, but I am a televangelist and my most successful time was during the 1980's when I had literally millions of viewers spread across 90 countries. I have brought countless people to Christ, which is more than what Michael has done.

Michael Jackson burns in Hell tonight. Face the fact. Praise Jesus that this sinner is now getting molested by demons.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Well, one good thing about Michael Jackson that I can say....at least he had the sense to turn himself White.

Unfortunately, he undid that good deed when he had his sex changed.

Praise Jesus!
Buford

[Wash O'Hanley]

Like all people in the media, Michael Jackson had a profound influence on my life. In some ways you might say that he even influenced my own work. After the success of 1985's "We Are the World" I got together with Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell to make our own song "We hate Geraldine Ferraro" which raised money to disbar female lawyers in the US. It wasn't nearly as popular as the Jackson ensemble song and marked the beginning and end of my singing career.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by unsaved1

The Lord told me you all are a bunch of asshats (except O'Hanley). At least he's inspired millions of people with his music. What've you all done? I'm sure it doesn't even compare to his legacy.

Satan "inspires" millions all over the world too. What's your point?

The boy way a member of the Jehovah Witless cult, he wore women's clothing and make-up, and he produced songs that promoted fornication.

That is Michael Jackson's legacy. Now he's being tortured in hell.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

I'm not familiar with the demons who play rock and roll, but was he that nigra boy who tried to turn himself into a white woman? Is it true he was a Catlick "priest" who took the dress-wearing and lust for children too far?
The only thing I know for sure is that the world is blessedly shorter one rock and roller today, and this boy is now a few hours into learning a very painful lesson that will never end.