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  • #1

    God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    It looks as though a certain kiddy-fiddling ex-Negro and washed-up, talent-free former pop star has departed Neverland for Eternaltormentland.

    From The Washington False Christian Post:

    Singer Michael Jackson, 50, died in Los Angeles today, various news sources reported. Jackson, a child Motown sensation who grew into a moonwalking megastar, sold millions of records, earning worldwide adoration in the 1980s. Later he came to be regarded as one of show business's legendary oddities, hopping from one public relations crisis to another.
    But there's one crisis he won't be able to hop from.
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  • #2
    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Well PRAISE JESUS! It's about time that Jesus sent this jigaboo freak to hell. Ever since he did that tribute to satan called "Thriller," I have been praying for his painful death.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

      MICHAEL JACKSON PERFORMED SICK SATANIC HOMOSEXUAL RITUALS WITH CHILDREN. He would drink their blood in vampiric fashion in order to turn himself white and live forever (didn't work).

      Bizarre Neverland compound really a headquarters for underground ZOMBIE HOMOSEXUAL CULT aimed at re-animating the dead for sexual purposes and to perform forbidden necromancy and black magick. NEVERLAND ZOO ANIMALS SACRIFICED ON ALTER IN THE NAME OF SATAN.

      Michael Jackson was a Satanic agent. MAY HE BURN IN HELL.
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      Hosea 9:7
      The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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      • #4
        Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

        We already know that Michael Jackson was Bad. He told us so.
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        • #5
          Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

          In my quiet time with the Lord this afternoon, He confided to me that Satan was tormenting Michael Jackson by refusing to sodomize him. I think Jackson's in for a very looooooong eternity in Hell, Praise God.
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          • #6
            Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
            In my quiet time with the Lord this afternoon, He confided to me that Satan was tormenting Michael Jackson by refusing to sodomize him. I think Jackson's in for a very looooooong eternity in Hell, Praise God.
            GLORY! The punishment fits the crime. PRAISE Jesus!

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            • #7
              Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

              Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
              In my quiet time with the Lord this afternoon, He confided to me that Satan was tormenting Michael Jackson by refusing to sodomize him. I think Jackson's in for a very looooooong eternity in Hell, Praise God.
              Well Jesus told me that satan is going to force the Jackson jig to service the cancer-ridden corpse of Farah Fawcett, who has been sent to hell herself recently.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #8
                Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                The BBC has given it out that he died of heart failure.

                The prophecy is fulfilled:
                De:28:15: But it shall come to pass, if thou wilt not hearken unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to observe to do all his commandments and his statutes which I command thee this day; that all these curses shall come upon thee, and overtake thee:
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                De:28:28: The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:
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                • #9
                  Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                  Wacko Jacko should of been put down years ago. God will smile upon us now that this dastardly evil person is gone. Small children will be safe no that one more molester is gone, infants will not longer have to worry they may be dropped from hi rise balconies. The only people who will be hurt by this will be the blasphemic plastic surgeons.
                  I have it on good authority that the record 'Thriller' was actually his home movies.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #10
                    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                    SINNERS, LISTEN TO THIS!!!

                    You say that God is not a God of Wrath? You say He is not a God of Vengeance? Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord. Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson were both sick, Godless, heathen sinners who justly deserved what they got! Right now Farrah's doing her Charlie's Angel pose and Michael's doing his moonwalk IN HELL!!!

                    If you are a sinner, learn from these people's mistakes! THEY SHUNNED GOD. They refused to follow the King James Bible. They did not accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior and lived depraved, disgusting lives. Michael and Farrah both being struck down by the Lord on the same day is an example of his awesome power.

                    I shout Praise to the Lord for striking down his enemies. Brothers and sisters in Christ, we must REJOICE at the Good News that Sinners like Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson are roasting in Hell as we speak! The power of the Lord is almighty! PRAISE JESUS!!!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                      I know some people will try to remember him as the DRUG-BLOATED PEDOPHILE that the news media and late night stand up comics tried to portray him as, but I will always remember him as a gentle soul, unfit for this world, that just wanted to entertain people. I know that some people are going to come forward on news shows and online blogs and say things like "MICHAEL JACKSON WAS A DRUG-BLOATED PEDOPHILE" which isn't fair. I spent time with Michael in a series of interviews in during the Black and White days and I never got the impression that HE WAS A DRUG-BLOATED PEDOPHILE.

                      Rest in peace, friend. I will always remember you fondly... except for that one disastrous interview we did in 2006 that I have tried to forget.
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                      • #12
                        Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                        But there's one crisis he won't be able to hop from.
                        And a certain Hell Train he won't be able to hop from, either!
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                        • #13
                          Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                          Well, one good thing about Michael Jackson that I can say....at least he had the sense to turn himself White. The skin-bleaching, the plastic surgery to reduce his flat negroid nose to something more Caucasian, marrying white women and having blonde children. Now, he went about doing it wrong, but his heart had the right intention. I will give him credit for that, I do respect him for wanting to change his race to become more pure.

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                          • #14
                            Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                            The Lord told me you all are a bunch of asshats (except O'Hanley). At least he's inspired millions of people with his music. What've you all done? I'm sure it doesn't even compare to his legacy.

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                            • #15
                              Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                              Originally posted by unsaved1 View Post
                              The Lord told me you all are a bunch of asshats (except O'Hanley). At least he's inspired millions of people with his music. What've you all done? I'm sure it doesn't even compare to his legacy.
                              Do you mean that no one here is a crotch grabbing, white man\woman wannabe, child molester who gave sedatives and booze to their victims?
                              I don't think anyone here wants a legacy like that.
                              Luke 5:31
                              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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