[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Jensen

This is terrible, just terrible!
Look at the horrendous role-models young boys have been induced to following. The merchandise for this crud is everywhere; grocery stores, malls, even gift shops.
You can be sure I'd beat any of my children if I caught them watching any such things!
Just look at the main villain in Batman:


They call him the Joker and I hear young girls in their early teens are fawning over him. They'll surely end up in Hell.

Well, you don't have to worry about that queerboy making any more movies: Jesus smote him some years back.



Now, please make your way to the Introduction Forum and start a thread of your own. We want to get to know you!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Prayer Warrior]

https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/11/enter...cec/index.html

The new Superman comes out as bisexual in an upcoming comic

Well, Superman has finally come out of the closet. No more reading between the lines.





Repulsiveness! Ever since Superman was first released in 1938, it's been nothing but a near 100 year plot to gain our children's trust and then lead them into sodomy! Thank you Cranky Old Man for warning us!


I made sure to tell all the parents I knew to burn their children's Superman comics and replace it with a holy Bible so our children wouldn't be lead down the path gay sex!

Many parents I knew were skeptical. "What? Superman? No. It's just good guys fighting bad guys". Not many people knew that Superman was a gay sex symbol in 2013. Just like not many people knew Minecraft would be used to pray on children in 2010. It takes a discerning mind to be able to spot the gay agenda before they sink their claws into our unsuspecting children.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Prayer Warrior

https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/11/enter...cec/index.html

Well, Superman has finally come out of the closet. No more reading between the lines.



Repulsiveness! Ever since Superman was first released in 1938, it's been nothing but a near 100 year plot to gain our children's trust and then lead them into sodomy! Thank you Cranky Old Man for warning us!

Oh, if this isn't just the most awful thing to happen as of late, then I do not know what is. My sister (Agatha) rang to tell me about this, last evening. We were both horrified — but not surprised.

It's as I have said so many, many times: give those homers one right, and then they will assume they are entitled to ruin the world! "Job security!" "Equal rights!" "Rights to marry each other and to raise children!" When will it end?!

And, I am so very happy to read that others feel the same as I do; so, I do thank you for posting this, dear Brother Warrior. I must also mention that Arizona State Senator Wendy Rogers has issued a similar alert:

In a tweet after the announcement, Rogers said: "Superman loves Louis Lane. Period. Hollywood is trying to make Superman gay and he is not. Just rename the new version Thooperman so we can all know the difference and avoid seeing it."

"Say no to Woke Thooperman!!!" she said in separate tweet.

https://www.newsweek.com/arizona-sta...s-lane-1637897

And, I can think of nobody better to speak out against this terrible travesty, than "Superman" himself — to the rescue!

[Dennis Lukes]

The word "Superman" is a translation of "Übermensch," a term created by Friedrich Nietzsche, who also coined the phrase "God is dead." Superman's nickname, the "Man of Steel," is a direct reference to Joseph Stalin. Illegal immigration is an integral part of the character's backstory, and now we find out he's a homer too. I thank God that nobody reads comic books. But if they make Superman a super fag in the next big film, watch out.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Who but a homer would wear proudly the letter "S" for sin?

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Who but a homer would wear proudly the letter "S" for sin.

And WHY is the letter kind of top heavy, if it didn't refer to the gay homosexual practice of "topsy-turvy and bottoms"? I'm only asking. Apparently, this "S" could also simply advertise the willingness of this demonic entity to engage in sodomy.

1 Kings 14:24
And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[James Hutchins]

Not surprised one iota.

LBC has fervently campaigned against these sort of make believe characters that have super human abilities, able to do anything. Arriving on Gods Green Earth® from some mystical place deep in space. Patently absurd.
I have spent countless hours at those so-called 'Comic-Cons' (con jobs actually) praising Gods Honest Truths ™ and telling all who could be cornered about His real life fantastic stories.

"faster than a speeding bullet' Another Joo homersuxual back ended sweet talking about rectal rape.

[Basilissa]

I've never seen or even heard of a non-gay man wearing tights. And underwear on top of the tights?! That image has "homosexual" written all over it!

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

I've never seen or even heard of a non-gay man wearing tights. And underwear on top of the tights?! That image has "homosexual" written all over it!

Oh, yes! This is so true, dear Sister Basilissa. And, if you think that wearing underwear on top of tights is bad, just wait until you see what those homers are doing with spray paint!

[Unfalsifiable]

I don't get which one is the boy and which is the girl?

[Johny Joe Hold]

The old Superman was "man of steel." The new management has changed him to Man of Self Doubt. Self doubting homer man, what is this Christian world coming to?

We need a national program to keep Superman out of the hands of children, maybe a comic-burning ceremony.

Superman: Man of Steel or Mr. Sensitive? | Fox News

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

The old Superman was "man of steel." The new management has changed him to Man of Self Doubt. Self doubting homer man, what is this Christian world coming to?

We need a national program to keep Superman out of the hands of children, maybe a comic-burning ceremony.

Oh, this is the absolute truth, dear Brother Mayor Hold. In all of my many years, I would never have thought that we would be seeing things falling apart as quickly, as we are today. With the introduction of this "gay" Superman, mark my words: this is just the beginning of the end. What's next? Superman, portrayed — by a darkie — of all things?!



No, no; this simply will not do. I am abundantly confident that the only Superman that should interest any (next to , of course) is the one and only truly magnificent super man — himself!

[Skelter_floof]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

I've never seen or even heard of a non-gay man wearing tights. And underwear on top of the tights?! That image has "homosexual" written all over it!

I mean... you aren't wrong about the tights. But hey, they're really comfortable, so... It's a small price to pay

[handmaiden]

Well, folks, I have some news to report about the reported news of Superman being bi-sexual.

It seems that some comic book "scholars", (Ha! Only the Bible is worth of serious study.), have graciously pointed out that the original Clark Kent/Superman is NOT the one to embrace the sinful lavender and lilac lifestyle. It is Superman's son, Jonathan Kent, who is bi-sexual. Frankly, given that the kid is mixed-species, I am not surprised.

As disturbing as this news about the mixed-breed, mixed sexuality comic book character is, we can take comfort in knowing that the Real Superman™ doesn't go back and forth that way. As one astute observer noted, "He stays in his lane."

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

...As one astute observer noted, "He stays in his Lane."

FTFY.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

the original Clark Kent/Superman is NOT the one to embrace the sinful lavender and lilac lifestyle.

The original Superman character was raised on a farm by conservative Kansas parents. He fought for "Truth, justice, and the American way." Superman was a Boy Scout. He went to church and probably voted Republican.


Figures the Godless nerds over at DC (Devil Comics) would turn him into a queer.

Originally Posted by Some clown from DC

I took Gotham's white knight and I... brought him down to our level.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

...Figures the Godless nerds over at DC (Devil Comics) would turn him into a queer.

Superman lives in Metropolis, not Gotham.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Superman lives in Metropolis, not Gotham.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Superman lives in Metropolis, not Gotham.

Great. You would be a DC Fundamentalist, wouldn't you?

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

Great. You would be a DC Fundamentalist, wouldn't you?

*poster presently unavailable for comment, he's yelling at clouds*