Re: Policing Freehold
Officer Don,
A word about them illegal aliens...
Now, I know you can't arrest every beaner in town. Obviously, the good white citizens of Freehold need gardeners, maids, nannies, etc, and Americans these days are unwilling to do these kinds of dirty jobs for $2/day. So yeah, we're stuck with these foreign-born low-lifes.
But what really worries me is that these Hispanos multiply like rabbits, and unfortunately if they give birth in the great US of A, their little rug rats automatically become American citizens! Needless to say, these new "Americans" live on welfare, food stamps and cocaine, and practice hedonistic religions like Islam.
So that's where you come in, Officer Don. I suggest you park your patrol car just outside the Freehold Hospital. Whenever one of those pregnant beaner women show up to give birth, you immediately arrest her on an immigration violation and have her deported.
Of course, some of them are going to show you a "green card," but you know those are phony and were bought on a street corner in Tijuana. After all, real Americans don't have green cards, we got a driver's license. So I suggest you confiscate the fake ID, cuff the whore, and drive her straight to Freehold Airport to be deported to Mexico. If she gives you any lip, that's what the taser is for. It's important that you get her into the airplane and off the ground before she gives birth to the little beaner rug rat, or else it will be too late and we're gonna have yet another brown-skinned "US citizen" to support.
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
P.S. Almost forgot - you can deport the pregnant negro women too. Like Obama, they're all illegals from Africa, even if they got a phony "certificate of live birth" from Hawaii.
Officer Don,
A word about them illegal aliens...
Now, I know you can't arrest every beaner in town. Obviously, the good white citizens of Freehold need gardeners, maids, nannies, etc, and Americans these days are unwilling to do these kinds of dirty jobs for $2/day. So yeah, we're stuck with these foreign-born low-lifes.
But what really worries me is that these Hispanos multiply like rabbits, and unfortunately if they give birth in the great US of A, their little rug rats automatically become American citizens! Needless to say, these new "Americans" live on welfare, food stamps and cocaine, and practice hedonistic religions like Islam.
So that's where you come in, Officer Don. I suggest you park your patrol car just outside the Freehold Hospital. Whenever one of those pregnant beaner women show up to give birth, you immediately arrest her on an immigration violation and have her deported.
Of course, some of them are going to show you a "green card," but you know those are phony and were bought on a street corner in Tijuana. After all, real Americans don't have green cards, we got a driver's license. So I suggest you confiscate the fake ID, cuff the whore, and drive her straight to Freehold Airport to be deported to Mexico. If she gives you any lip, that's what the taser is for. It's important that you get her into the airplane and off the ground before she gives birth to the little beaner rug rat, or else it will be too late and we're gonna have yet another brown-skinned "US citizen" to support.
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
P.S. Almost forgot - you can deport the pregnant negro women too. Like Obama, they're all illegals from Africa, even if they got a phony "certificate of live birth" from Hawaii.
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