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  • #16
    Re: 19 signs your kid is into Black Metal:

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    19 signs your kid is into Black Metal:


    1. Has more fun listening to his music backwards than forward.
    2. Now he only wears black clothes or heavy metal t-shirts.
    3. Kid won't make his bed or clean his room.
    4. Talks back to parents.
    5. Won't take out the trash.
    6. Thinks Tom Sawyer lives in the future and drives a red sports car.
    7. Won't do his homework.
    8. Only wants to eat meat and won't eat his vegetables.
    9. Constantly using a sharpie to mark an x on the top of each hand.
    10. Keeps begging you to buy him ANOTHER Metallica album.
    11. Thinks some trashy rockers like Venom or Raven are the best.
    12. Always wears a trenchcoat, even in summer.
    13. Won't tie shoes or even put shoelaces into shoes.
    14. Cutting band names like SLAYER into his arm.
    15. Claims to be an atheist despite hoarding records and posters with photos of goats, pentagrams, and even Satan!
    16. Wants his first car to be some kind of van halen even though there is no where to park it.
    17. Keeps talking about how great going to gwar would be, but doesn't want to join the army.
    18. Wants to learn how to tie a slipknot but has no interest in sailing.
    19. Thinks King Diamond is the king of Norway.
    1. I don't listen to music backwards. That's stupid.
    2. I've been wearing band t-shirts since 8th grade, when I really got involved in music. Black is not all I wear.
    3. My bed is made & my room is cleaned regularly & not by my parents!
    4. I don't talk back to my parents. I respect them because that's how I was raised.
    5. I take out the trash daily.
    6. I don't think about Tom Sawyer. This sign is dumb.
    7. I have straight A's. I'm still in high school & I take two college classes. It's called dual enrollment. It's actually proven that people who listen to metal are more intelligent than those who listen to pop or rap because of the complexity of the words used. There is no slang in metal.
    8. I eat everything.
    9. I don't write on myself.
    10. I buy my albums with my own money. I have a job.
    11. Randy Blythe from Lamb of God, a metal band, is actually my favorite "rocker". Appearance-wise, he fits the typical stereotypes society labels him & others like him as, but there's more on the inside. Don't judge, RIGHT?
    12. My clothing compliments the weather. (ex. summer - shorts, fall - pants & a light jacket, etc.)
    13. I only wear Converse for work. Otherwise, I wear sandals.
    14. I don't cut. I never have.
    15. I'm non-religious, not atheist. There is a difference between the two.
    16. I want my first car to be a Jeep.
    17. I have family members enlisted in the Army. I have no desire to join due to personal circumstances.
    18. I have no interest in sailing nor learning how to do certain knots.
    19. King Diamond is not factually the king of Norway. (Common sense?)

    Like I said, I'm into black metal, yet I don't really show the signs. People don't always show the signs as to what their interests are. That's why it's important to get to know individuals for what's on the inside rather than immediately judging.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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    • #17
      Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      Awww, you poor thing. Did you go to a Christian website and people used Bible verses in conversation? I hope it didn't leave a bruise.

      Stupidity
      HAHAHA! I'm not looking for sympathy! I came on here to give a personal opinion! It only proved to me more on how narrow-minded some individuals can be!
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • #18
        Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

        Originally posted by AprilGrace6 View Post
        It only proved to me more on how narrow-minded some individuals can be!
        Right, we're narrow minded.

        YOU are the one who is spitting in the face of Baby Jesus and have condemned yourself to EVERLASTING DAMNATION IN HELL!!

        WE are the ones who follow the Word of God as written in the King James version of the Bible and will have EVERLASTING LIFE IN HEAVEN.

        Who is narrow minded again?
        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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        • #19
          Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

          Originally posted by AprilGrace6 View Post
          HAHAHA! I'm not looking for sympathy! I came on here to give a personal opinion! It only proved to me more on how narrow-minded some individuals can be!
          Dear Godmocking Whore;

          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

          YIC,

          --Pastor Ezekiel
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

            Originally posted by AprilGrace6 View Post
            I was a Jehovah's Witness; I was not involved in a Satanic cult.
            That's the first sign of the damage such cults do. They brainwash out the link to Satan.
            2 Corinthians 11:14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • #21
              Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Dear Godmocking Whore;

              Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



              Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

              YIC,

              --Pastor Ezekiel
              Let me tell you something Pastor Idiot! I am NOT a whore! You obviously failed to realize I AM STILL A VIRGIN. I stated that earlier. I do not have to be religious to remain a virgin, do you understand?! A whore is someone who speeds their legs on every urge! I have not once. UNDERSTAND THIS. I am 16 years old & an adult calling a minor a whore is a disgrace! If you asked God what I have done, he would tell you I have not spread my legs open for anyone. You're so holy calling a minor a whore right?!
              Satan has not taken me over & turned me around to be a Satanic, devil-worshiping whore. You going off & saying things that I am NOT is ridiculous & uncalled for. Living in hell sounds more relieving than being trapped in a religion like you are!!!!!!
              I hope you go farther than hell for your hypocrisy. "God loves everyone but hates 'fags'!" what kind of crap is that?! EXPLAIN YOUR CONTRADICTIONS TO ME.
              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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              • #22
                Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

                Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                Right, we're narrow minded.

                YOU are the one who is spitting in the face of Baby Jesus and have condemned yourself to EVERLASTING DAMNATION IN HELL!!

                WE are the ones who follow the Word of God as written in the King James version of the Bible and will have EVERLASTING LIFE IN HEAVEN.

                Who is narrow minded again?

                Your argument fails to prove I am narrow-minded. You obviously have failed to relive as well I have been involved in religion before. I am not talking Jesus or God down. Just because you follow a book doesn't make you the holiest beings on Earth.
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                • #23
                  Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  That's the first sign of the damage such cults do. They brainwash out the link to Satan.
                  2 Corinthians 11:14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
                  You have no idea who Jehovah's Witnesses are, do you? I suggest you look them up. They do not worship Satan; they're "Christian" & act like Armageddon is around the corner & they teach you to live in fear, causing anxiety, stress, & many other issues.
                  A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                  • #24
                    Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

                    Originally posted by AprilGrace6 View Post
                    I was a Jehovah's Witness; I was not involved in a Satanic cult. "Cult" does not always mean Satanic. I'm still a virgin as well & I don't do chants or listen to music backwards looking for 'demonic' chants to say. I do what I do because I can & God gave me the free will to do so. If I was supposed to belong to a certain religion, God would've already placed me there.
                    I'm here because I Googled black metal & I saw this thread. I am a very opinionated person & I have no issue throwing an opinion of mine out, even if it isn't asked for. I don't have a void, so don't go on saying you "know" I do when you don't even know me OR my story.
                    I know more about you than you think. God empowers all True Christians(tm) with tremendous insight. For example, I am sure your school (Pinellas County) would be saddened to see you on the computer arguing against the magnificence of Jesus and not studying your Home Ec. book. Perhaps I should give a call into Patricia Wright, she is a friend of LBC.
                    How many abortions have you had and did you eat the fetuses raw or did you cook them on a fire contained in a goats head?
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

                      Originally posted by AprilGrace6 View Post
                      ...I hope you go farther than hell for your hypocrisy. "God loves everyone but hates 'fags'!" what kind of crap is that?! EXPLAIN YOUR CONTRADICTIONS TO ME.
                      You will find no True Christian(tm) espousing such heresy as "God loves everyone".

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                      • #26
                        Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

                        Originally posted by AprilGrace6 View Post
                        You have no idea who Jehovah's Witnesses are, do you? I suggest you look them up. They do not worship Satan; they're "Christian" & act like Armageddon is around the corner & they teach you to live in fear, causing anxiety, stress, & many other issues.
                        2 Corinthians 11:14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.

                        You JWs just can't tell the difference because you are deluded into following cultish teachings of Charles Taze Russell.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

                          Originally posted by AprilGrace6 View Post
                          Your argument fails to prove I am narrow-minded. You obviously have failed to relive as well I have been involved in religion before.
                          You call being in a JW cult a religion?

                          I am not talking Jesus or God down. Just because you follow a book doesn't make you the holiest beings on Earth.
                          A book eh? The infallible Word of God just a book?

                          2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

                          2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

                          Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

                          You had best follow that "book" or suffer the dire consequences.

                          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;
                          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                          • #28
                            Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            You will find no True Christian™ espousing such heresy as "God loves everyone".
                            Another failure for your religion.
                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                            • #29
                              Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

                              Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                              You call being in a JW cult a religion?



                              A book eh? The infallible Word of God just a book?

                              2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

                              2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

                              Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

                              You had best follow that "book" or suffer the dire consequences.

                              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;
                              Here we go throwing Bible scriptures at me again. I don't read them so might as well just stop.
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                              • #30
                                Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'?

                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                2 Corinthians 11:14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.

                                You JWs just can't tell the difference because you are deluded into following cultish teachings of Charles Taze Russell.

                                Really? So once you've been in one a "false" religion you're eternal for damnation? You can never cleanse yourself of the beliefs? Alright, well I'm done with this forum because all of you not only don't make sense, you're calling me things I am not. I have not had an abortion, I've never experienced sex, so therefore you have no right in calling me a whore, threatening me is just plain wrong & you are all being hypocritical. God doesn't like hypocrisy. (:

                                I will introduce myself in the introductions maybe & l'll see what happens there.
                                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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