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    Blessed Birthday, PASTOR WILLIAM NATHANIEL SAMPSON!!

    A Very Blessed Birthday to a Very Godly Man!



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    Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR WILLIAM NATHANIEL SAMPSON!!

    Heb:11:32: And what shall I more say? for the time would fail me to tell of Gedeon, and of Barak, and of Samson, and of Jephthae; of David also, and Samuel, and of the prophets:

    But there is time to say Happy Birthday to this Sampson!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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      Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR WILLIAM NATHANIEL SAMPSON!!

      BLESSINGS ON
      YOUR SPECIAL DAY!



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      • #4
        Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR WILLIAM NATHANIEL SAMPSON!!

        God Bless and Happy Birthday, Pastor. Are we still on for 18 holes this weekend at Pebble Beach?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR WILLIAM NATHANIEL SAMPSON!!

          Pastor, did you get the golf tees I sent?

          (Sorry the marker was photgraphed upside down)
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR WILLIAM NATHANIEL SAMPSON!!

            My deepest condolences on not being called Home yet another year, Brother.

            If it's any comfort, I believe I can safely say that all of our bowels are refreshed by your visits. I know mine are!

            Philemon 1:7
            For we have great joy and consolation in thy love, because the bowels of the saints are refreshed by thee, brother.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR WILLIAM NATHANIEL SAMPSON!!

              Originally posted by SUV View Post
              A Very Blessed Birthday to a Very Godly Man!
              Why thank you for the Cake, Sue.

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              Heb:11:32: And what shall I more say? for the time would fail me to tell of Gedeon, and of Barak, and of Samson, and of Jephthae; of David also, and Samuel, and of the prophets:

              But there is time to say Happy Birthday to this Sampson!
              What a lovely scripture and very apropos.

              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
              BLESSINGS ON
              YOUR SPECIAL DAY!
              I'll see you next time in Vegas.

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              God Bless and Happy Birthday, Pastor. Are we still on for 18 holes this weekend at Pebble Beach?
              Ah Zeke, you spoil me. How did you manage that 11 a.m. tee time in February?

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Pastor, did you get the golf tees I sent?

              (Sorry the marker was photgraphed upside down)

              Oh, thank you!

              They are EXACTLY what I needed!
              Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


              Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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              • #8
                Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR WILLIAM NATHANIEL SAMPSON!!

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                My deepest condolences on not being called Home yet another year, Brother.
                Indeed Reverend, the burdens of this life are so much to bear. But we can take solace that He will be returning any day now. Hallelujah!

                Revelation 22:12 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                If it's any comfort, I believe I can safely say that all of our bowels are refreshed by your visits. I know mine are!

                Philemon 1:7
                For we have great joy and consolation in thy love, because the bowels of the saints are refreshed by thee, brother.
                Amen! I try to do that once or twice a day with my brothers and sisters in Christ.
                Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                • #9
                  Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR WILLIAM NATHANIEL SAMPSON!!

                  Happy Birthday, Pastor Will! When you and Zeke are done with your golfing, why don't you drive up the coast and stop here in Pacifica? My Laotian neighbors across the street have a son who just turned 13 and is looking for work. Naturally, it occurred to me to wonder whether Zeke might need an extra houseboy.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR WILLIAM NATHANIEL SAMPSON!!

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Happy Birthday, Pastor Will! When you and Zeke are done with your golfing, why don't you drive up the coast and stop here in Pacifica? My Laotian neighbors across the street have a son who just turned 13 and is looking for work. Naturally, it occurred to me to wonder whether Zeke might need an extra houseboy.
                    I've never had a Laotite. How do you say "How much for the boy?" in their gibberish?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR WILLIAM NATHANIEL SAMPSON!!

                      Hm, it seems I napped a tad longer than I planned and I missed your birthday. Can you please send the cake you got for me to my house?
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • #12
                        Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR WILLIAM NATHANIEL SAMPSON!!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I've never had a Laotite. How do you say "How much for the boy?" in their gibberish?
                        Beats me, but they speak pretty passable English. I may have accidentally set them up with some unreasonable expectations, though, as they're all excited about the money they think he'll be sending home every month.
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